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Happy 2023!
Anyway @mandolinearts, foster dad Hob for you :D
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No amount of forewarning could have prepared Dream for the startling array of feelings that would assault him upon stepping into the New Inn and being confronted by the sight of Hob cradling a newborn in his arms, head bent toward a young woman the two of them cooing quietly over the baby. Perhaps it makes no difference that he had none at all.
Hob would have mentioned a wife, surely. A partner. Whatever his relationship is. He would have.
Except that Dream had reacted badly the last time he had mentioned wife and child, and Hob is not expecting this visit, and perhaps he ought to—
“Hello, stranger,” Hob greets cheerfully, his attention diverted from the babe in his arms to Dream. He has a name, by which to call him. A choice of names, and he has chosen Dream, and Dream feels an array of ways about this as well but the strongest of them is a deep, resounding pleasure that with a selection of Dream’s many names laid out before him, Hob has chosen the truest of them.
“Come and meet my granddaughter,” Hob adds.
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE STAMMERING BLUSHING KISSING WALL SLAMMING GOING TOO FAST— I didn’t catch them all but i am DYING
Reblogging again because I took a screenshot of the side effects...
“Side effects may include: stuttering, stammering, blushing, kissing, hugging, hissing, going too fast, wall slamming, drunken confessions, crying to Hozier, being the little spoon, banter, involuntary snake transformations, and marriage.
Please call your doctor if snake transformation lasts longer than 24 hours
Medication for demonic use only. Use on humans without adequate millennia of preparation may induce seizures, coma, religious conversion, hallucinations, and hiccups”
i am CRINE this is BRILLIANT
About Hob, Husband to the Endless - Desire snatching him off the street for Nefarious Reasons the first time and Hob Being Hob at them until they're like "Wait, no, Stop. What are you doing with your face?" Dream storms in for a rescue and finds them snuggled up on a couch heckling a reality tv show. Hob has the smuggest smile, Desire is a disgruntled cat (side-eying this odd human of Dream's) while Dream is baffled. When Desire needs cuddles after this they "kidnap" Hob who is *shrug* about it.
"Hob Gadling?"
Hob turns to see a stunningly pretty blond showing somewhat more skin than he's used to seeing on a weekday afternoon in London, cherry red lips parted in an unpleasant smile that shows slightly too many teeth.
The next thing he knows, he's back in his own flat.
The blond stalks a circle around him, sizing him up not unlike a particularly savvy horse trader. Hob half expects to have his teeth inspected.
"I don't get it," the blond says.
"Uh." Hob offers his hand. "Hob Gadling. Who might you be?"
The blond's eyes narrow, a suspicious glance at Hob's hand and then his face, but they ultimately take the hand, glossy red claws just barely pricking the skin as they shake.
"You can call me Desire," they say, and all the pieces fall into place.
Okay but AFTER Dream dramatically storms into Desire's realm yelling "WTF did you do to Hob" I can't imagine Desire just...ignored that. They 100% had to go check out this human and see what is so interesting that Dream is all twisted up in knots over him. Can very much picture Desire swanning into the New Inn in their craziest Lady Gaga outfit already drinking a cosmopolitan and introducing themselves to Hob. Because Desire realises that rather than plotting Dream's downfall they can fuck with Dream INFINITELY more by bothering his immortal crush. It's the sibling instinct.
oh. they DEFINITELY will. and like. eventually dream explains his whole thought process, and the fact that desire has fucked with him in the past (hob: dear god why is your family so fucked up), and dream is basically like: DO NOT. ENGAGE WITH DESIRE. IF THEY TRY TO TALK TO YOU. just call me (he still does not have a phone so unclear how this will work) and i'll kick their ass.
critical point: dream did not in any way tell hob how to IDENTIFY DESIRE.
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The person who struts -- it's really the only word Hob can think of -- over to the bar at the New Inn makes him uneasy, though he can't say why. Hob is not made uncomfortable easily, he's lived too long and been in too many scrapes to feel intimidated in his own pub, of all places.
But something about them makes his hackles rise. The eyes, maybe. They're too cunning.
But he's not in the habit of throwing people out on looks so he just offers a tight smile and says, "Get you something?"
He's tending bar himself, today. Gives him something to do between terms. And he finds himself strangely grateful to have the bar between him and his strange customer as they slide onto one of the bar stools.
"Cosmo, please," they say, voice like sugar halfway to caramelizing, a bit of pop and smoke in the smooth glide.
This is a bit of an odd drink selection for eleven in the morning, but Hob has, at various points in his life though thankfully no longer, done lines of cocaine before even having breakfast, so he really has no pedestal from which to judge.
"Coming right up."
The bar at the New Inn is well-stocked nowadays. Used to be, they served mainly beer and wine, nothing fancy. Then Hob made the horrible mistake of promising his students an end of term cocktail-making class if they came to all the exam review sessions -- because he does actually know how to make drinks, he's been alive for six centuries, thanks very much -- and now it's become a thing and he's stuck doing it forever.
Then Dream took to his drinks, and alcohol is no substitute for food but getting Dream to eat or drink anything is a bloody miracle, so if that anything is the bougiest mixture of alcohols Hob can come up with, well--
Actually. Actually that might be worse than nothing at all.
Makes Dream happy though, so what is Hob to do? Keep ordering luxardo cherries and elderflower liqueur until he outlives them, that's what.
He finishes shaking the drink under the heavy gaze of his guest and pours, sliding it across the table to them.
Hob feels like he's being sized up by a predator as they take a long, delicate sip. The color of the drink matches the pink of their blazer. Hob is struggling to recall if said blazer was actually pink when they arrived.
"Ah. You mix a good drink, Hob Gadling," they say, propping their head on their hand, looking a him from under their lashes, and, ah, so that's what this is.
Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn
Oh my GOD Hob's reaction to seeing Dream for the first time
Ferdinand Kingsley is INSANE he looks like a man looking for the first time at the stars what the fuck
More kitty Dream?
More kitty Dream.
Kinda in love with how Desire is described in Season of Mists.
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“We all like looking sexy but it doesn’t mean we want to fuck you, Bring it on, ladies. Break it wide open. I think you’re all extraordinary.” - Cate Blanchett, InStyle (Style Icon) Awardee
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It’s not Christmas unless this giftset has appeared on your dash at least five times.
It’s back 💕
it’s not christmas without wilf on your dash
One of the best signs I saw at Pride yesterday
That’s awesome omg
The scene in Ocean’s 8 where Helena Bonham Carter’s character sits on the floor crying and eating Nutela straight out of the jar, while dressed all in black, because people reacted negatively to her work is such a mood.
Use your heart. Use your brain. Be kind. Respect your brothers and sister. Stop blaming immigrants and refugees.
things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:
“happy birthday” every time i hand them something
“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong
“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced
“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”
“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages
referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”
“what are they gonna do, fire me?”
I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”
this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far
I wonder if one of the causes of animosity towards “entitled millennials” is that many millennials are poor people who look rich. There’s this growing class of people who wear nice clothes, have fancy new electronic gadgets, go out to eat nice food… and will never own a home or have a retirement fund or put a child through college.
It’s so easy to say “if you cut down on the avocado toast maybe you could save up”, and so hard to accept that a house these days is fifty thousand avocado toasts, and that’s why so many of us have just given up. We don’t treat ourselves because we think the world will take care of us when we get older; we treat ourselves because we know it won’t. Might as well feel and look good on the way down.
I think you’re absolutely right. And what compounds this image is the fact that fancy new gadgets and nice looking clothes and elevated toast ARE all relatively cheap compared to how they look. The cost of things has gone way down while the price of property has skyrocketed. I can buy a full outfit, a phone case with an external charger embedded, and lunch at a local business for under $50 total, but then I’ll walk home to my apartment because I can’t afford a car payment or a mortgage.
It’s unintentional smoke and mirrors.
Older, better off people also have difficulty understanding the cell phone thing because they remember cell phones being a luxury for thousands of dollars practically yesterday in their personal timeline of the world. They often have sincerely no idea you can get at least a flip phone for $10 and pay as you go.
And foods that used to be “exotic dining” in America like sushi and pho and curry have normalized enough, especially in cities, to be as inexpensive as a typical quick lunch.
Yep. There’s an aspect of frugality to turning your buying choices to what gets you the most bang for your buck, and now that you can have sushi for the price of McDonald’s, buy a suit from the thrift store and have it tailored to you for less than the price of a new pair of jeans, and find smartphones for under a hundred dollars or even free with data plan, that is the sort of thing that people buy.
also like, half of the stuff is not only nolonger a luxery but its an actual necessity, if you dont have a computer it just became so much harder to apply for jobs, if you dont have a phone how are they going to contact you for the interview?
A low-end laptop is currently cheaper than unsplit rent anywhere other than long-held rent control apartments or public housing, period. Cheaper than split rent a lot of the time, too. And that laptop is better than what you could buy at any price just 15 years ago, by any spec you can look at.
We pay $250 or less per year for my cell phone, including all data, pay-as-you-go. Data is non-optional because of the transit app. The transit app is how we don’t lose perishables in the heat on summer grocery runs or risk health leaving before necessary when it’s freezing out, among other things. When I didn’t need the transit app, I got by on $80 in coverage purchases one year, and that only to buy service time while the minutes kept accumulating.
This is all true, and I can’t help thinking that we really get it from three sides. First, there’s the obvious one, with people looking down on anyone with less money or status. Then, there’s the (understandable but not helpful) resentment towards anyone who appears to have it better than you do. And then there’s the very specific image of tastes above your status. For centuries, this has spoken in the public mind of a “suspicious character”, whether actually criminal or merely bohemian. And we fall right into it, just by doing what makes sense….
This goat, though (Source: https://ift.tt/2zdEZNb)