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tariqah

Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

tariqah

iguanamouth

i had a dream where i met yoshis dad but his name was yobby and he looked like this

funnytwittertweets

mwagneto

What are you doing in Budapest?! How did you get there in the middle of a pandemic??????

………………….i am in budapest because i was born here and ive lived here all my life in the same house. which i still live in. which is in budapest. sometimes ppl just live in places??

milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081

so irrespomsible of roughly 2 million people to just be in budapest didnt you know theres a global pandemic??

brottagecore-deactivated2025101

You'll never be bioluminescent

Okay this one hurt.

grimeclown

As a clown I refuse to do sexy stuff in my real actual clown outfit because that is for the kids but I have a separate clown outfit for sexy stuff.

You’re a role model and a legend

oscillatingdichotomy

Separation of church & state

badjokesbyjeff

Jesus was relaxing in Heaven when he noticed a familiar looking old man

Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, “Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?”

“Yes,” said the old man, “but he wasn’t my biological son. He was born by a miracle, by the intervention of a magical being from the heavens.”

“Very interesting,” said Jesus. “Did this boy ever have to fight temptation?”

“Oh, yes, many times,” answered the old man. “But he eventually won. Unfortunately, he heroically died at one point, but he came back to life shortly afterwards.”

Jesus couldn’t believe it. Could this actually be His father?

“One last question,” He said. “Were you a carpenter?”

“Why yes,” replied the old man. “Yes I was.”

Jesus rubbed His eyes and said, “Dad?”

The old man rubbed his eyes and said, “Pinocchio?”

yayitsmee

Change your url Jeff

catasters

girlbossganondorf-moved-deactiv

She calls men “man-things”...ofc she’s a lesbian

countdraluka

People in the comments being like "her lines state she is into men" clearly played a different game than the one I did.

Also, her objectifying men as prey for slaughter is even the least lesbian thing about her. It just makes it clear she isn't into them.

But have you been to her castle?

Have you looked at the four erotic statues of women being pinned down? That was what initially gave the game a "sexual content" rating, apparently. You also cannot walk into a room without finding art depicting some half-naked Maiden, and don't even get me started on the Sanguis Virginis business model.

What about the servants she infects and keeps around to serve her every whim? Not the nicest thing - but she is a villain, so one can hardly blame her for acting as one. Even still, the game files do make it seem that this is a relatively recent thing, and that the castle had a functional servant dynamic at one point.

Woman is living the evil sapphic dream, is what I’m saying.