Hmm. Yes. This has potential.

whatever fascinates me. frequently boosting social issues. sometimes silly. often silly.

[trueloveistreacherous]

You know what’s funny about Ann? She’s my best friend. And anyone who’d hurt her is someone I would murder, probably.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

i feel like when i first started hearing the phrase “oh that fucks” it was in reference to something that had kind of a charismatic machismo to it and did sort of carry the sense of “oh that thing is sexual and can Get It” but it’s now transformed into something that just means “wow i really like that thing” and that’s so funny to me. like i just said “this rug fucks” what does that mean. can this rug get it

[captainlividllama]

They call that shag carpet dude

[sisterreisaid]

[lost-carcosa]

From this:

to this:

[i-am-dulaman]

Okay this is cool and cause Sam Neill is a kiwi and I was just thinking about what a new NZ flag could look like, heres the nz flag with the Maori flag instead of the union jack:

[scarf-it-box]

The maori flag looks so cool what the heck

[rubykgrant]

I love that there is this genuinely nice detail in a movie about a space ship that goes through a hell-dimension

[viejospellejos]

AUDIO POR DIOSSSSSS!!!!

[slr2198]

Beyond perfect 🤣👍

[5triderofthenorth]

Dude’s got pipes

[vodkassassin]

Damn he is BELTING it.

[jordisstigander]

You ever feel like something is simultaneous utterly unnecessary and completely essential at the same time? That’s how I feel about those bowls in this rendition

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[madcrafter1-deactivated20190322]

Why am i laughing so hard?

[drawnsnake]

THE FUCKING HANDS

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

help- i-

[prettycolors]

#131424

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[gonanatop]

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

[kentuckyfriedfungus]

[junkfoodcinemas]

Free Guy (2021) dir. Shawn Levy

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

@ofbardsandmonsters 🤣🤣🤣

[justcatposts]

They put the ‘cat’ in caterpillar. 

(Source)

[sennedjem]

[everythingfox]

No hiding from the pupperino

(via)

[babyanimalgifs]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

I love seeing videos of pandas being manhandled

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

he loves you give him a hug you monster

[tina-snow]

LIL NAS X GIVES BIRTH

[thatdoodlebug]

imagining it’s their reaction to little quill committing his first crime :’)

[leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas]

you’re welcome

[sharkodactyl]

i’m obsessed with this painting called tomato king and i’m even more obsessed with the man who drew it. his name is stuart dunkel and he is a classical oboeist and he also paints tiny little oil paintings of mice living their best lives. he looks like this.

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[raevenlywrites]

Is this the jelly bean guy???

[icajax]

@raevenlywrites the WHO???

[raevenlywrites]

The guy who does the mice with jelly beans

And dreidels, apparently

[ruinedchildhood]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]