Pass It On

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I started a new job and we did that ",two truths and a lie" thing and that was my way of telling everyone I'm autistic and everyone was really accepting and they all try really hard to help me and that just makes me so happy

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"Make like a Christmas wreath and go hang yourself"

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My best friend: Hitler is just lucky, he survived several assassination attempts.

Me: There's only one possible explanation, Hitler was a wizard.

Him:...shit HITLER WAS THE REAL WORLD VOLDEMORT

Me: You mean, the one that shall not be.... neined?

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so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes “do you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?” and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty quiet in the store so i just calmly responded “actually i have a boyfriend, but he’s fairly pretty” and the mom just kinda pauses on her phone and looks down at her son like please dont say anything bad please dont embarrass me but he just gets so fuckin excited and is like “you can do that ???? i didnt know boys were allowed to have boyfriends!!” and hes turns to his mom and is pulling at her phone trying to get her attention and is just really excited like “mom did you know that ? can i have a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend ??” and she just started laughing and was like “if you want sure” and they took their groceries and left and im just standing there like

DID THAT JUST HAPPEN

THAT WAS SO CUTE

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My people have a habit of wanting guidance, so much so that they refuse to help themselves. This is why they were loaded onto boats and sold as slaves, because they rely on others too much.

Anonymous

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[governmentsecret]

Government Secret #295

Presidents don’t live in the White House, they actually live in the Northern Air temple mastering the art of airbending 

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Hey guys, it’s been awhile. A long while.

Actually, I think the last time i posted here i was engaged and fresh outta highschool.

I grew up a lot.

New job, new friends, new relationships. Just a whole lotta shit.

Im gonna try to keep up with this blog again, but bear with me, I’m pretty damn scattered.

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Types of people who romanticize small town life:

People who didn’t grow up in small towns

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#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

[itsreallystupid]

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO #EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

[millenniumfalconteahouse]

#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE

[yoloswag420vape-deactivated2017]

that’s on point though

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but getting a diamond is really expensive and even if you get it you probably won't keep it. because everyone wants it either you give it to them or they take it. at least there's a lot of glitter and no one is going to try to take your glitter away from you and its still damn attractive.

Having glitter on your tiara is better than it being empty because you spent all your money trying to get a diamond and can't even afford glitter.

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[anonymouscrane]

*pelvic thrusts kitchen drawers closed*

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*pelvic thrusts register closed while customers sit judging me*

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xx

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Barack Obama takes over The Word on The Colbert Report

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OH MY GOD