Watch The Queen Conquer.

Indie role play blog for 16 year old Chloé Bourgeois from Miraculous Ladybug || Semi-Selective || Multiverse friendly || Written by Boo

[frommemetoyou]

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

[memestockpile]

different ways to say ‘i love you’. 

‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’

‘let’s get you back to bed.’

‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’

‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’

‘i drew up a bath for you.’

‘you need rest.’

‘you ought to be asleep.’

‘i bought two.’

‘here. you can have the rest.’

‘i thought of you when i saw this.’

‘i like your smile.’

‘you have a cute laugh.’

‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’

‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’

‘be careful.’

‘look both ways.’

‘you mean so much to me.’

‘i can’t lose you.’

‘i thought i might have lost you.’

‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’

‘it looks good on you.’

‘i’ll make you soup.’

‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’

‘are you okay in there?’

‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’

‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’

‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’

‘i’m worried about you.’

‘what do you want to watch?’

‘where would you like to go for dinner?’

‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’

‘we’ll figure it out.’

‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’

‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’

‘you’re important to me.’

‘this is your favorite song, right?’

‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’

‘good luck!’

‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’

‘don’t say that about yourself.’

‘want to come with?’

“wow! you look really nice.’

‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’

‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’

‘you can have half.’

‘come here. let me fix it.’

‘your tie is crooked.’

‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’

‘i’m not going to hurt you.’

‘can i touch you?’

‘can i kiss you?’

‘can i hug you?’

‘promise.’

‘would i ever lie to you?’

‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’

‘hey, good-looking.’

‘of course i care. you’re my family.’

‘one more chapter.’

‘i love you.’

[glowingangel]

me???? the jealous type ???? absolutely, yes

[sagamemes]

reblog this if you are a canon divergent portrayal out of pure fucking saltiness towards the canon

[reinedeparis]

-stares at my old mama Agreste blg like what am i gunna do with you-

[reinedeparis]

[reinedeparis]

" did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? they each got six months. "

“For a calender? That’s- Thats a joke and I hate you“ It was to early for his shinanagins... she hadn’t even finished her latte.... or at least that’s as she told herself as she covered her smile with her palm. 

“To what do I owe the displeasure of being tormented with your terrible humor this early in the morning Addy“

[mythblood]

i broke young, you can see it in my eyes. you can tell by the way i carry myself that i grew up too fast.

[pridefulsuggestion]

they say ego isn’t pretty, but honey, it’s pretty on me.

[reinedeparis]

krigeravfreyr answered your ask: “You’re under arrest for being too cute. Put your...

Chloe flushed and made a small strangled noise at the back of her throat as she laced her hands with his and buried her face in his chest, she still wasn’t used to people honestly flirting back with her

“Why you gotta do that”

[reinedeparis]

krigeravfreyr:

“Well, I’ve certainly studied the Nordic gods the most. That’s where my family’s roots lay. You could say I’m a bit of an expert on the Ragnarok myth.” He joked, knowing she would have no idea how serious he was about that, having fought in version of Ragnarok himself. “After that, I’d say Egypt and Greece are tied for second place.”

She smiled as he spoke, “Ragnarok is the norse version of basically the apocalypse right?” she wasn’t entirely sure what was funny about knowing about that but didn’t seem important...She was going to ask  him more questions when there was a knock on the door ”tea’s here” she says, getting up to answer the door... 

Apparently the kitchen knew she had important company... They had gone and set up a whole ‘high tea’ style spread for the two of them “It’s not even the right time for high tea” she mumbled after she had thanked the server with a smile and tip and shut the door behind him.

[reinedeparis]

Nighttime rendezvous

@ purrfectcatalyst

Queen B sat on the roof of her hotel, she should have gone in an hour ago but the night was so pretty and the peace was so nice.... or it was while it lasted.

“Evening Kitty cat” she called to her fellow hero “what are you doing out here this late at night?“

[reinedeparis]

Open

“You know normally I’d just sit back and watch as this all crashed and burn... but even I can’t sit by now, you sure this is a good idea?

[aydanadhira]

Queen Bee

[yaushie]

not to sound like a broken record but i love chloe bourgeois

[reinedeparis]

seduction-and-destruction:

He chuckled. Reading him like a book, reminding him of someone else. “You got me there. I have to confess. I’m in love with this blonde brat. She knows me like the back of her hand. I can’t have her. I would break her since I’m like this. You’re eyes remind me of hers.”

Blanc pressed himself closer to her. Pressing their foreheads together and staring deeply into her eyes as their lips were only an inch apart. Always the gentlemen and waiting for her to make the first move “But you’re different. In good ways. I don’t have to worry about hurting you or breaking you” He mumble. His cheeks were darker “Like your made of gold” God he wanted to kiss her so badly.

Gold was soft, and pliable, for him and him alone Chloe was gold... but as Queen B she was made of diamond.  Cupping his cheek she caressed it with her gloved thumb, just barely grazing his lips with hers, “If she can put up with you, then she’s tougher than you give her credit for.... So give the girl a chance, you never know, we females are full of surprises~“ oh if only he knew... 

“But now’s not the time to be speaking of what isn’t or what could be“ She mumbled against his lips as she gazed into cat like eyes, daring him to let go of his restraints and give her everything he’s got. “So shut up and kiss me alley cat.” Queenie didn’t wait for him to respond, instead she leaned forwards and closed the gap herself, kissing him hard and hot,

[reinedeparis]

krigeravfreyr:

“Yeah, Veronica is pretty funny.” He nodded, her laugh causing him to grin, “She is our usual nanny. Or at least she was, until my parents clued in that sixteen year olds don’t really need nannies anymore.”

“Oh, lots of things…” He paused, considering her question carefully, “I like old things. Mythology, architecture, anthropology, literature…”

“So you’re like a historien of sorts!“ Interesting. Not something one would come to expect from the son of a high profile businessmen...  “What’s your favourite old world civilization? For me it’s a tie between the old nordic vikings and ancient egypt.“ she only knew what was taught in school of course but that didn’t make them anyless her favourites.