Dive In, Take a Breath

There is simply nothing worse than knowing how it ends.

[petekeys]

Favorite Pictures of Mikey [39/?]

[Credit]

[love-for-boys]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you realise grown ups aren’t as grown up as you’ve always thought, you’ve grown up

[just-shower-thoughts]

The sun is 93 million miles away and can still fuck up my day.

[burie]

Panic! at the Disco: Death of a Bachelor Era

[grawly]

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

[ithelpstodream]

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

this meme I hate it

[gelasticscholastic]

I’m mostly mad that I had to sing EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE in my head

[proteusolm]

every time. every time I say I can’t stand tomatoes someone emerges from the mist to offer me an heirloom cherry tomato from their garden. “It’s good. It’s sweet. You’ll like it,” they wail and wail. my attempts to deflect them with no thank yous and jokes about them being close relatives of deadly nightshade to no avail. they continue to attempt o force the round orbs upon me. I give in to their plea and take a bite. “It’s ok I guess,” I whimper as my eyes water and I struggle not to gag on the sour, mushy, hell fruit.

[sing-the-body-electric]

Try a heirloom cherry tomato from my garden. It’s good and sweet and you’ll like it

[proteusolm]

no no no no no

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

i see all these british memes and i think we need to make a list of american memes

flo from progressive

the midwest

how big is alaska

jeopardy review games

spIRIT WEEK

[magneticthood-blog]

jake from statefarm

[spookybuddy]

it’s not car insurance, it’s all state

“mayhem is coming”

“nothing could replace brad”

kahoot

[skygenders]

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

thanks obama

idk my bff jill

kids who take kickball way to seriously

[odin-n-out]

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE

target [t-are-j-ey]

texas

1-800-steamer

threatening to move to Canada

[tiny-bubble-blog2]

•Shirley temple DVD set •IT MAKES MY PATIO 20 DEGREES COOLER!!

[lledxela]

making fun of east coast/south when they can’t handle snow

[the-death-of-a-killjoy-deactiva]

• its a pillow its a pet its a piLLOW PET

[ssonyarostova]

CALL J.G. WENTWORTH, 877 CASH NOW

[thatoneartyishperson]

• 800-588-2300 empire (today) • really annoying geico commercials

[glyndwrr]

ch-ch-ch-ch-chia!

California’s drought

now YOU have a friend in the diamond business-Shane Co.

[parasect]

• Call now for the Midnight Fire Collection • SUNSETTER RETRACTABLE AWNINGS ARE MADE IN AMERICA • Everything about that Tony Chopper commercial thing

[rohxez]

• It’s my money and I want it NOW • The Generals insurance

[whovianthatissherlocked]

Education connection

[tobias-senpai]

hi, i’m sarah mclachlan.. *in the aaarms of the aaaangels*

[classicalphan-deactivated201805]

save money, live better, Wal-Mart

[thegoldenmisfits]

Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation.

[starry-nightengale]

iT’S “LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS”

[frickmyrick-deactivated20170811]

are you tired of this happening to you? THERE’S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!

[thewhisperingescapes]

ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP

[karlek]

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

[ptv-emmi]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[ravenclawravings]

I’ll get it done!

A Ravenclaw who will proceed to procrastinate until last minute (via ravenclawravings)

[reinvent--love]

Ravenclaw when there's school: Procrastinates assignments until last minute

Ravenclaw when school is on break: Gets anxious because they feel like they are forgetting to do something

[paramoreaddict]

Reblog for transparent Paramore logo on your blog :)

[aliengee]

[rydenarmani]

if you’re a terf the babadook is coming for you