modern archivist

shan / 24 / exhausted

[beardedmrbean]

[nycswebhead]

spiderman. opinions on rhode island

your mom rhode my island last night

[nycswebhead]

this might be my toughest foe yet

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[void0m]

ms paint study from 2021

[diospore]

[florealgray]

The funniest and greatest part of trc was going from blue’s pov (poly and raised in a commune) to ronan’s pov (catholic and insane). One chapter blue is like me and the boys are all in love with each other, the concept of having one true love is limiting because loving someone now doesn’t negate the love you might feel for someone else in the future, i can kiss my friends and be attracted to them without anything changing between us and next chapter you have ronan going if after i die my boyfriend likes someone else more than me or even the same amount as me i’m dreaming a bomb and blowing us all up.

[aropride]

here you go professor. several pages of home brewed bullshit. as opposed to the chatgpt-brewed bullshit you're used to these days. i hope u enjoy it i worked very hard on it ❤️

[aropride]

[sapropel]

Welcome to your new house. This one is yours and there isn't another like it anywhere else in the whole world. Take good care of it! You won't ever be able to forget it!

[sapropel]

This is your family! They love you! Give them a hug! Don't you recognize them? This is your family. This is your family. This is your family. This is your family. This is your family.

[sapropel]

This is your dog. Look at how happy he is to see you. He is wagging his tail! Will you play a game with him? He is wet because he was in the rain. He is warm because he was by the fire. He smells good because dogs always smell good. They always smell good.

[sapropel]

This is your backyard! You planted those bushes. You love this back yard! This is your happy place. Aren't you happy? Aren't you happy? This is your happy place. Take a good long look at your backyard! You don't want to forget it next time! You want to be here forever. You're going to be buried here when you die. This is your happy place.

[sapropel]

This is your girlfriend. You love her so much. You're not going to have sex with her until after you're married. She loves going to church. You love going to church with her. This is your girlfriend. This is everything you've ever wanted. You're going to start a family with her. This is your girlfriend. You've been married for three years. You love her so much.

[sapropel]

Don't you like your new house? Is it too wet? Is it too warm? Dogs always smell too warm. They always do. Why don't you go inside? You love it here. This is your new house! You'll never be able to forget it!

[sapropel]

Why don't you like your new house

[sapropel]

Welcome to your new house. This one is yours and there isn't another like it anywhere else in the whole world. Take good care of it! You won't ever be able to forget it!

[sadclowncentral]

I'm showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated

[sadclowncentral]

"and people use this site??" bad news chief its my primary social media

[sadclowncentral]

[soapycrow-deactivated20220209]

I'm having to reblog this manually because guess what social media's mobile app decided to remove fast reblogs

[greenhairedwiz]

I use tumblr exclusively on mobile and it sucks that they removed fast reblogs

[staticyuroboros]

IM SORRY THEY WHAT

[aroacedavestrider]

i just updated mobile a solid minute ago and i can still fast reblog?

[bulba413-deactivated20220305]

the fuck is a fast reblog

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[binscavenger]

I’ve never used that in my life

[briizer]

ima be real i just started using it without thinking about it until i saw this post

[justsomeantifas]

i think a society failed its youth if they feel old (derogatory) at 20

[sortablue]

perhaps a society has failed if it’s people ever feel old (derogatory) rather than old (complimentary)

[squeeful]

YOU. YOU GET IT the issue of tying youth to desirability, whether sexually or culturally, doesn’t go away when you expand what youth is youth worship isn’t just beauty standards, it’s saying that only the young have ideas or creations that have worth. that age means withering and decay. don’t expand what youth is, dismantle the idea that aging degrades your value as a human being

[polyglotplatypus]

le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux). 

[unyanizedcatboys]

I may not be able to read literally anything else in this comic but that punchline still hit me like a freight train

[copperbadge]

I never pass by Pusheen, le dictateur (russe) (fameux). 

[rekt-corvus]

Can anyone help me find the I Knew You Were Trouble Kermit the Frog audio?

[aliveburs-deactivated20230829]

“starry night” this, “café terrace at night” that, when are we going to talk about “two rats” by vincent van gogh?

[aliveburs-deactivated20230829]

obsessed with all of these

[quantumshade]

[icefire149]

HELLO? Can somebody pick me up? I'm at the multi car pile up at the intersection of Jensen got the spn rights & hired Thompson and RTD is returning as DW showrunner. I'm by the smashed cars of Teen Wolf paramount+ movie, Bedlund spn tweets, Yockey & Carver HBO Max project, Misha's insane twitter account, and the Bridgewater podcast.

Please hurry!!! I can hear the horns of Chris Pratt driving a Mario themed clown car in the near distance.

[tibby]

women in S.T.E.M (smuggling, treason, embezzlement, murder)

[twiceturned]

My first thought was, “It’s STEAM now, they’ve added arson” and I check the notes and like 15 other people have had the same thought. Well done everyone

[117degrees]

im not missing this

[astrodidact]