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Field Trip to an Abbey

Teacher: We're going on an abbey on our field trip. Boys dress nice. Girls, your shirts cannot be above the knee, your shirts cannot be sleeveless, no spaghetti straps, your hair must be tied up, no open toed shoes, shorts are allow bu

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Blessed

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me on my way to sunday school

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what’s the opposite of vore

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Going the fuck to church

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but isn’t communion just like voreing jesus

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fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

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so casual i love it

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a sleepover with jc and the boys

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My mom always taking things literal and making it into something religious like the other today i was listening to that Coldplay song that be like “When i ruled the world” she gone say “I like that song but the only person that’s the ruler of this world is the Almighty God” and im just like “Please stop”

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my cousin was visiting me once and i was getting changed into my pajamas and i said “i live for stretchy clothes.” she straight up replied “i live for jesus because he died for my sins.”

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Don't let sin overtake you

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NO. I WILL NOT HAVE THIS EPISODE SIN ON MY DASH. DAMNING YOU ALL TO HELL RN!

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God: Everyone is welcome in my church.

Me: *is not straight*

Extremist Christian: BURN IN HELL, FAGGOT! GOD HATES FAGS!

Me:

God:

Me:

God: wowee

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Me, age 5: *watching Veggie Tales*

Atheist Dad: *shuts off* No

Christian Mom: *turns on* Yes

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My Class Today

Teacher: Your homework assignment is to create a meme with a quote. You have total creative freedom.

Me: !!!

Teacher: Keep it Christian and school appropriate.

Me: :/

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My Grandma

what she says: I'm fine.

what she means: It's just that you claim to be a Christian but you probably haven't gone to church since your goddamned baptism and it's really triggering and Jesus wouldn't be very happy to see you if he still walked with us common folk. And it's just that I raised your mother so well and she went to church every Sunday like a good little girl and I don't know where that gene went. Obviously it was cancelled out by your father's dysfunctional genes. So stupid.