A Literal Trash Heap

I thrive on stale memes, and games like Pokemon and Fallout - pretty average dude - you can call me OG names if ya want

[neoperks]

Filthy boy gets clean and floods the bathroom

[ginger-ale-official]

Drove my first riding lawn mower today! I’d love to say I also mowed my lawn but as it turns out, if you don’t lower the blade, you’re just driving circles around your house for two and a half hours for no reason! What a day!

[bloodsorrel]

[brandonsgame-deactivated2019051]

@xubbs

[todaysbird]

the southern white-faced owl is a small owl found in the southern half of africa. these owls are hard to mistake for any other; their white faces are framed by dark black markings, and they have bright orange eyes. they have small, earlike tufts on the top of their heads, although these do not aid hearing. these owls typically do not build their own nests, instead repurposing abandoned nests from other species.

[wizardjpeg]

i spend 3 trillion dollars monthly on picture frames. dont like it? face my wrath

[wizardjpeg]

every time i finish a page in my favorite books tomes and novels and chapter books. i tear it out and frame it. because i apreciate literature

and i appreciate it more than you

[yungsquidward]

but wizard. there are more words on the other side of the page

[wizardjpeg]

are you serious

OK shut up wait i am going to check

[wizardjpeg]

oh no

[wizardjpeg]

ARE YOU KIDDINGHHOOUUUUUUGHHHOHHHHHHOIUG

[powerburial]

ahhhh!!! 400 devils!!!! just kidding

[k-venice-666]

don’t ever scare me like that again

[todaysbird]

look at the absolute disappointment on this pigeons face from having to use the kid water fountain

[subconciousdreamers]

[powerviolent-deactivated2019050]

how not to:

[duskianfae-deactivated20210319]

I just saw these news that this brazilian 15 years old boy made a fake profile pretending to be a 14 years old girl

And with this profile, he baited a creepy old dude

And so they agree to meet at a nearby park during the night.

And the old dude goes there, expecting to find some naive girl to be preyed upon

only to find the 15 years old boy

dressed as SPIDER-MAN

AND DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN

THE BOY KICKED THE DUDE’S ASS. LIKE. LEGIT KICK HIS ASS

HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES

Of course, the creep wasn’t happy with it, and called the police on the spiderman kid. And when the police found the kid, you know what he did?

He said “that guys a pedo lol” and gave them a drive with all the evidence he collected thru the profile

Thank you, Spider-man. Thank you for your service.

[summery-captain]

YOU GO FELLOW BRAZILIAN SPIDERMAN

“Teenager dressed as spiderman beats up a suspect of pedophilia in Joaçaba”

“With great powers come great responsibilities”

[thicctails]

Im pretty sure this is the legit Spiderman of our dimension

[theowlburrow]

Rowlet 🦉

[starseer22]

@originalnamesareforlosers

[catchymemes]

That’s a deep… dock.

by Penzilla

Tumblr: @pennypenzilla

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my cousin’s cat was acting really weird today, freaking out and not letting anyone near her, hissing and growling, and it got so concerning they decided to take her to the vet

it took two adults to get the cat into the carrier and in the process my aunt got clawed so badly she had to go to the emergency room for shots/stitches, so eventually the cat gets to the vet

the vet has to sedate her to take a look and it turns out she has a piece of tape on her leg that’s scaring her real bad. and that’s all

[flawlessglamazon]

It be like that sometimes

[veggietalesgifs]

[originalnamesareforlosers]

Important

[somecutething]

[dommart-deactivated20230416]

Tumblr is an endless source of cute.

[girlblockhim-deactivated2018110]

when you keep saying you wanna die and the grim reaper actually shows up at your doorstep 

[pajjorimre]

[michaelnothing]

I LOVE HIM.

[remanedur]

prophunt

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

NO FUCK OFF I’M A LEAF

[klubbhead]

[leserpente]

more

[canigetuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh]

@falconhawk9