I'm Von, and the cat's name is Pebbles

V:tM, WH40K, post-punk | acafan | strong tech opinions | old as balls & British as a bilious lord | they/them

[theterrornaut]

Arbitrator doodles

[virtuosoofperversityy]

Oh Mina...

[virtuosoofperversityy]

Oh Mina...

[diabolicalevil]

[vampira-carmilla]

Sangre de Vida Tequila Blanco (2018) drinkhacker.

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

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results

Voting ended onJul 10

[amionna]

Malithra Mizzrym

Sketched before going to bed my Malithra Mizzrym from 2nd adventure Out of the Abyss

[anndr]

Aaaand all the drow I've drawn 🤔

[amionna]

Naldela

[artsekey]

My pal's drow monk (ex-ballerina in her divorce era)

[json-derulo]

it sucks that the overwhelming majority of medical messaging around salt/sodium is "evil poisonous substance that you're definitely already eating way too much of," because like. you do still need it. (trust me, as a POTS-haver, I've had to completely rewire my own brain about salt.) and you need more salt when the entire northern hemisphere is hot enough to fry an egg on. ever tried sucking down the recommended 64oz of hydration per day entirely as water, only to find you're peeing constantly without any of the purported benefits of being "hydrated"? assuming you don't have another medical condition that causes frequent urination, your body probably needed more salt/electrolytes to be able to hold onto that water and make use of it. if there was ever a time to keep a sports drink/pedialyte/etc within constant reach, it's when the heat index is 110°F/43°C.

[relleytrots]

Further to this:

Grab yourself a double shot of orange juice, a single shot of lemon juice, a flat teaspoonful of rock or kosher salt, and however much honey/syrup/sugar it takes to make that salt palatable, you'll figure that out shortly.

Shake all that together in a big cup/glass/flask, top up with water, ice if you're desperate. Stir vigorously.

You have just made the Potion of Electrolysis. You will thank me for it the next time you're sweaty as hell (heatwave, fever, cute girl at CEX looked at you).

[cali]

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

[arichtelus]

The Constantinople Trinity

The Father (Michael the Patriarch, Toreador), The Son (Antonius the Gaul, Ventrue) and The Holy Spirit (The Dracon, Tzimisce) achieving the Dream. Made for the VTM unofficial artbook. The PDF of the artbook will be published later.

[boinkyyyy]

Elara for @kavalyera on artfight!!!

[kavalyera]

ELARAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! #MYLAGUNABABY!!!!!!! LILITH’S FAVORITE PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT HER SO BADDDDDDD

[fossilpainting]

IRON WARRIOR

[relleytrots]

slammed hams (eleventh edition connotation)

Canoptek Court into Veterans of the Long War. Didn't go well. Set up like a chump. Scored knack all, pissed away all my secondaries.

Reracked and played the first round again to test my learning. This time, Immortal crossfire on the central objectives did work. Much stronger start