vampires don’t do dishes

katie!!! she/they bisexual currently reading the entire jeeves & wooster series

[gyrovagi]

best traits to give your characters

passively suicidal

premature ejaculation

erectile dysfunction

vaginismus

cries during sex

cries after sex

hates sex

actively suicidal

full bush AND hairy pits

[flipchild]

[inkskinned]

hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[dorothylarouge]

[apricior]

i remember when i was a child internet safety was like "if you even hint at the country you live in, you're gonna get kidnapped and murdered", and nowadays it is encouraged or even necessary to give corporations every single personal detail if you want to use anything because if they can't sell your information they cry so hard they throw up

[mireroach]

elmer’s glue lied…you can still fucking see it. but whatever! finally glad to have this finished! a tie that binds ❤️

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

so fucked up that goncharov is only on poob

[kiwimintlime]

I need you people to realize that you can be friends with people older than you. like, much older than you. like, decades older than you. you can be friends with these people. regular friends, just like anyone your age. it is possible.

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[jingerpi]

"reblog to give a trans woman soup"

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"trans women experience misogyny because they're women"

- you are now on a blocklist

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[glubby]

[i-give-you-a-fish]

Funniest picture on iNaturalist

[dreamofbecoming]

@todaysbird

[todaysbird]

Official Bird

[guerrillatech]

[sealinne]

same moment different angle

[bonnibeldam]

[ruinedchildhood]

[waltzingbi]

being held would be so cool. wish physical touch was real