Remembrancer

Rose Lalonde, Remembrancer. I fix malfunctions and quirks in the fabric of the multiverse by reminding it how it should function. I can solve issues with tricksters, grimdarkness, sudden erasures from existence, and other corruptions in the data of reality. If you're uncertain if I can solve your problem, just ask. My services are free as per the terms of my contractual bond. Tips are, however, much appreciated. To employ my services, simply speak my title thrice and I'll be there. For advice on problems in your timeline, simply contact me. [AU Doomed!Rose Lalonde from Homestuck. Please check the README before interacting.]

[indigenceinexcusable]

D —> His presence is e%tremely e%citing

D —> For an inordinately long time I believed myself to be incapable of caring for a beast D —> And worse D —> That my efforts to do so would only cause harm

D —> He resides in a stable on the premises D —> But there is an ordained area for him to roam D —> We ride semi-frequently

[remembrancy]

I suppose you would know your own abilities best, but I find it hard to share your former beliefs. I'm glad to hear that they're ill-founded, at least.

It's wonderful to hear that he makes you happy and that he's found a good home, in any case. Animals can be wonderful friends and companions.

[indigenceinexcusable]

D —> A Scottish Clydesdale D —> He is two years of age

D —> He is of grand stature D —> Almost my height D —> I am certain that is some sort of record, though I have not logged it D —> Having no desire for attention of that kind

D —> Kanaya once took a photo of us

[remembrancy]

He sounds like a wonderful animal. Do the two of you go riding together or do you prefer to let him roam free? What sorts of things do you do together?

I ask because I assume that Hercules was an exciting addition to the household, forgive me if I presume. I was given a pony at one point and he was a fascinating, if sudden and unexpected, addition to my own.

[indigenceinexcusable]

D —> I cannot begrudge that D —> Considering the D —> Nature of your work

D —> The largest addition I can think of, both in literal and figurative terms D —> Is Hercules D —> Our hoofbeast

[remembrancy]

I appreciate your understanding, thank you.

You got a horse, that's wonderful! And such a fitting name. What breed is he? How old? Do tell me all about him.

[remembrancy]

indigenceinexcusable replied to your post:D --> Rose

D —> An e%ceptionally long time D —> I am well

I apologize. I was working, but that's really no excuse not to drop by from time to time to make sure everything was alright.

I'm glad to hear that you're doing well. Anything new in your life?

[remembrancy]

D --> Rose

Equius. Hello.

It's been a while. How are you?

[desajustarse]

The last time I made a greeting is what feels like years ago. Possibly even centuries. I was originally going to lament over this, but instead, I intend to turn this into a mass greeting post for those of you that have followed me in the past few days. A shocking plot twist, I’m aware. Please take some time to collect yourselves before continuing. Ready? Good. First and foremost, thank you kindly for following. I’m Rosa. Who and how are you?

[remembrancy]

I only just saw, this, sorry.

Beyond that minor embarrassment, I assure you that I'm fully composed. My name is Rose and I'm doing well, thank you. How are you?

[gehennaabsolute]

+ voleuse + megiddoll + remembrancy + doorcheck + thatf8kin8itch + rxselalonde I Never Expected Quite The Influx Of Followers This Late At Night

Hello Kanaya Gehenna Maryam At Your Service I Serve Coffee And Alcohol And On Occasion Trade Information

Welcome To My Blog

[remembrancy]

I feel bad for only just realizing that I'd been tagged in things, my apologies.

It's a pleasure to meet you, my name is Rose Lalonde and I'm the Remembrancer. If your timeline is broken, glitched, or otherwise doomed or damned in an untimely way, I can fix it.

I recently made the acquaintance of a bar owner. Do you own or work at a bar or a coffee shop?

[drinking-whiskey-and-rye]

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birdsongs, day thirty-nine: the mountain goats | sax rohmer #1

I am coming home to you / with my own blood in my mouth / and I am coming home to you / if it’s the last thing that I do

[meddlingfashionista]

Utterly Trustworthy Of Course

[remembrancy]

I'm glad we're in agreement.

[meddlingfashionista]

Uh Huh

[remembrancy]

Uh huh is right. I am nothing if not completely blameless with no attempts at friendly teasing whatsoever. I am an angel, a saint, a whatever else you can think of.

Just look at this face.

Wait, wrong face.

There, see?

[meddlingfashionista]

I See What You Are Playing At

[remembrancy]

What am I playing at? (I'm totally innocent.)

[meddlingfashionista]

My Apologies

Next Time We Have An Intruder I Will Take A Minute To Change Into Something Impractical But Elegant

[remembrancy]

And like magic, I'm cured. It's as if that mysterious illness never struck me at all!

[in-barathrum-blog1]

I suppose that may 8e why I like you and your altern8s. Reckless fucks who deal with shit may8e just a 8it too much to deal with. Hahaha.

Dreamself. Right, yeah, that, whatever that is. He was a former 8lack flame of mine. The joke was that Eridanus was lia8le to die during the season over not 8eing a8le to find a m8. While not exactly the cause of his recent death, still a 8it funny. You fix timelines? Well, I can understand 8eing 8usy. Most of my periods of neglecting this sight came from just 8eing too focused on killing imperial soldiers.

[remembrancy]

Oh well, thank you? I think. Was that schadenfreude or admiration?

Think of a dreamself as a spare life that walks around and interacts with others when you're asleep, because that's essentially what it is.

I see, I'm sorry to hear about his passing, though perhaps that's not the proper response. What would be? Laughing and offering you a drink?

[meddlingfashionista]

Oh I Own Plenty Of Ballgowns

But I Only Wear Them On Special Occasions

I Do Not Wear Them For Lounging Around The House Or Hunting Possible Cannibals Outside In The Yard

[remembrancy]

My fantasies of Sense and Sensibility and Cannibal-Murderers are crumbling before my very eyes. I am deeply wounded. I may die.

[8raindead-deactivated20160221]

Ok, yes, either of those are possi8ilities, and I’m sort of disappointed I missed the chance to hear drunkards try to pronounce “8r8k”, 8ut it is what it is. 

Your sentence? Curiouser and curiouser. Huh. Yeah, I get your drift though. Those are some long hours you’ve got.

[remembrancy]

Take a moment to imagine it, though. "Is it burbuk?" they slur to themselves and one another, lost and confused, "Maybe it's just eight-r-eight-k. Maybe it's a serial number." They stare mournfully into their drinks, despairing. They've been had and you got them. They'll wonder forever. Free advertising!

My sentence, yes. I fucked up a local stretch of space/time in the process of nearly destroying it and I'm paying for that. It's a long story and honestly mostly dull, so let's leave it at that unless you'd like an abridged enumeration of my many mistakes.

[meddlingfashionista]

Actually It Was A Desert Shrew And I Was Wearing Shorts And A Tank Top Last Night

It Was A Balmy Evening

[remembrancy]

Illusion shattered. Allow me to mourn the mental image I had been carrying for a few seconds.

Alright, I'm over it.

If you don't own any ballgowns, though, I'd suggest making one because I'm sure they'd look magnificent on you.

[calamity-lame]

I’ve had months to practice shutting down your attempts. it’s truly a gift. 

glad to hear that. where’d you disappear off to?

[remembrancy]

You're so rude. I'd love it if I didn't feel personally affronted. How dare you outmaneuver me? You're not supposed to do that, no Strider is. Lalondes are higher on the food chain.

I was working. I fix timelines and it's fairly demanding as far as jobs go. I have a lot of time off, months if not years of it if you consider "time off" to be "not working every waking moment" for reasons I'm sure I'll understand soon because that's how my superiors function.