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I think she was afraid to love sometimes. I think it scared her. She was the type to like things that were concrete, like the ocean. Something you could point to and know what it was. I think that’s why she always struggled… And I think that’s why she also struggled with love. She couldn’t touch it. She couldn’t hold on to it and make sure it never changed.

Carrie Ryan, The Dead-Tossed Waves (via kiraahachi)

#musings #relevant

send me ‘ hc ‘ + a word and i’ll write a headcanon about it regarding my character.

[nothing happens] i’ll drink to that!

#musings

memeroundups

Send ‘rough touch’

and the generated outcome will be used for a small drabble scenario or starter { tw violence, possible noncon/dubcon implications, nsfw }

Your muse throws a punch at mine.

My muse throws a punch at yours.

Your muse suddenly grips my muse’s hair.

My muse suddenly grips your muse’s hair.

Your muse roughly grabs my muse’s arm.

My muse roughly grabs your muse’s arm.

Your muse grips my muse’s hips.

My muse grips your muse’s hips.

Your muse wraps their hands tightly around my muse’s neck.

My muse wraps their hands tightly around your muse’s neck.

Your muse slams mine against a wall hard.

My muse slams yours against a wall hard.

Your muse pushes my muse to their knees.

My muses pushes your to their knees.

Your muse bites mine.

My muse bites yours.

Your muse clutches their hand tightly around my muse’s mouth to silence them.

My muse clutches their hand tightly around your muse’s mouth to silence them.

Your muse grabs my muse’s wrists.

My muse grabs their muse’s wrists.

Your muse attempts to shove away mine.

My muse attempts to push off yours.

Your muse roughly kisses mine.

My muse roughly kisses yours.

Your muse pins mine onto the ground.

My muse pins yours to the ground.

Your muse delivers beatings to mine.

My muse delivers beatings to yours.

Your muse breaks my muse’s arm.

My muse breaks your muse’s arm.

Mun chooses.

#tw: violence

*lets stray cats into ur house*

Slips catnip in your pocket.

#destructiveintent #I hate you B[#( her dog Clover would probably run all the cats out if the catnip doesn't work )

*drinks all ur whiskey*

breaks bottle of said whiskey on ur head

“Oops.”

#destructiveintent #I will destroy everything you love #B|

*wrecks ur shit*

*wrecks ur stupid face*

#destructiveintent #B(((((((((

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Weird Conversations I've Actually Had Sentence Starters

"I'm weird, you're weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn't for the fact I find you repulsive."

"Boobs are really just squishy pillows."

"Stop helping. You suck at helping. Plot my death instead, you'd probably end up helping me!"

"I don't trust shrinks ever since I realized that if you put a space in the right place therapist becomes 'the rapist'."

"I'd fuck you if only your no no parts matched my no no parts... By the way I'm gay."

"I was so deep in the closet I could see the next four years of Christmas presents."

"I dunno man Heaven just seems boring. Sign me up for hell."

"So I tried to freak him out by saying I wanted to get married and instead of breaking up with me he fucking proposes."

"I'm trying to seduce a nerd. How do you say 'I wanna fuck you in my backseat' in Klingon?"

"If you don't get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you."

"I wanna destroy our friendship... Let's play Monopoly."

"I wish I had a twin so when I kill my enemies I can just blame it on them."

"Blasphemy! Sex solves everything."

"He smelt like an old person and for some reason that turned me on."

"I mean really Vampires aren't sexy unless your into bloodplay."

"Look there's nothing wrong with aspiring to be a trophy wife."

"If a person with multiple personalities kills themselves is that suicide or homicide?"

"I know he's old but I'd totally fuck Harrison Ford."

"I don't need food to sustain me. Only cuddles."

"I could spend days just groping your ass and be happy. And "I say that in a completely nonsexual way."

"I just want to be Mulan. Is that too much to ask?"

"There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character."

"I'm gonna lay down and die for like half hour kay?"

"Don't say 'I love you' Just give me cake. I'll get the message."

"There's been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships."

TALENT:

❝Shit, almost made me burn your scalp tellin’ me news like that——❞ said Sophia, placing the hair tool aside and running her hands through Cat’s hair. ❝You like it?❞

“Yeah, maybe I should hold off telling more people before I lose my head,” the woman chuckled, sitting patiently as she did her hair. Once given the apparent signal to the end of her anticipation, a smile quirks upon her lips upon seeing the final product.

“I love it,” Cat cooed, taking a moment to admire large curls settle into place on her shoulders after the light toss Sophia had given them. “You know, --I was skeptical at first, but you are amazing. Thank you so much, what do I owe you?”

#notdanita