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copurrnicus

Scurry past,

Tiptoe,

Guarded.

But don’t act too cautious—

He can smell the fear.

This game of cat and mouse

Gets exhausting,

But I can’t sleep,

Because what if it’s then

That he decides to pounce?

A wicker basket woven

From his unkept promises

Is his favorite plaything

Aside from my heart,

Batted across the floor like an empty sandwich wrapper.

I scurry past,

Tiptoe,

Terrified,

But not cautious enough.

I am so desensitized to the fear,

The pain he inflicts,

That I don’t even realize

When he

Eventually

Bites my head clean off.

#original poetry

everything2000s

Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him.

Most iconic lyric of 2008 (via everything2000s)

tastefullyoffensive

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me: *does something reckless*

friend: OMG WTF are you trying to kill yourself?!

me:

trespuntouno

dondaario

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

adramofpoison

Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au

littlelions101

So you finally find your soulmate. After years of knowing that dumbledore dies and the entire franchise being ruined, you find him. You’re in the theatre, dumbledore is dead and you hear it. ‘Man I can’t believe dumbledore died’ by a guy walking right by you and in you’re rage you shout ‘You! You’re the one!’ The guy stops, looks at you, his own arm to read the words, then back at you and he says, “That’s not really how I imagined that being said”