If I perish, I perish

They used to call me Chaeli. You've probably never noticed me, but I've been watching you from the start. I have chronic Lyme, Bartonella, and Schizophrenia. Have a cheese cube.

[jspark3000]

Jesus doesn’t love the better awesomer version of you. He loves you right now. He loves you into the you that you could not have imagined.

– J.S.

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[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

jokes that will never be funny

holocaust jokes

fat jokes

racist jokes

rape jokes

transphobic jokes

homophobic jokes

sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

“that’s a weird looking dog”

mmm whatcha say

the audition meme

doge 

trolling beetles fans

dad jokes 

[riothrrrley]

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

[duckertron3000]

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

[internmarce]

Also:

Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects

Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects

Rickrolls

[honeybee-happy]

And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

[wearamaskcoward]

Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible

[3u3d3-deactivated20200815]

Have I reblogged this? I don’t care

[matsoukun]

by fall out boy

[cockablock]

the education system wont really be teaching you important shit like this..

so let me be the one to do it…

places that give student discounts

discounts your student id can get you

how to survive college on a budget

how to save money

earn rewards by simply doing polls

scholarships masterpost

really helpful student loan debt article

college investor website

7 money tips for college students

student loan calculator

what to buy each month of the year

coupon tips

can’t pay your bills?

is your cell phone bill too high?

dont know how to do taxes?

pay off student loans efficiently

budget monitoring website

save your money on cords

how to balance a checkbook

the ultimate guide to saving for retirement

[ameliaslastgoodbye]

one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe 

[aqxyl]

Yummy lunch in downtown Brooklyn! 🌱🌱🌱🌱 Ingredients: three hearts romaine, red bell pepper, orange bell pepper, blueberries, green grapes, cucumber, dried white mulberries,and surprise gifted tomatoes from my friend Kim @brusselsvegan ☺️ The dressing is the juices of one orange and one lemon. 🍊🍋 #rawvegan #lunch

[thesnicketfile]

[temporaltonic-blog]

thesnicketfile:

Could this be the first teaser trailer for Netflix’s adaptation of A Series of Unfortunate Events?

YESSSSS

[scars-and-warpaint]

OOHHH MYYY GOOOSSHHHHH 

[helpimtrappedinawebsite]

I DONT CARE WHAT SEASON IT IS, EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS 

[just-shower-thoughts]

A male lunch lady is a lunch lord.

[fenris]

everything over $20 is too expensive for me unless it’s a video game

[renethevalley]

or an entire season of a show that i have to own

[silly-luv]

[wearyvoices]

[heavenlyblessings]

Remember, you're called to be like Christ, not like other christians.

[tropicallylina]

Bake-Only Sweet Fry Salad Bowl 🍃🍃🍃 with chunky guacamole dip, sun dried tomatoes, scallions, sprouts and beetroot sauerkraut on a bed of spinach and lettuce with a squeeze of lemon juice, pink salt, and cracked black pepper. This was dinner. Ridiculously yummy, I forgot it was healthy. More savoury bowl ideas on my ig @bysaber ✘

[worshipgifs]

[on-cloud-mine-deactivated201804]

I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life

[tyrannosarahs-deactivated202303]

[renethevalley]

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.  The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.  Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.