I just want to be happy.

Cats, Memes,Anime,Literature,Biology Major not an English Major

[about-faces]

[unpretty]

#this isn't even because he's a crocodile man #this is just what applying for jobs is like (via @architeuthisducks-blog​)

[the-barrens-are-ours]

I know it’s supposed to be spooky scary but the fact that Pennywise’s handwriting is canonically about as good as a kindergartener’s with a crayon is so fuckin’ funny

Like look at this shit. The y’s are backwards. Half of the letters in “friend” are written practically right on top of each other. All the letters are squiggly because he apparently has 0 fine motor control. Like what the fuck

[cauliflowergnocchidyke]

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

[lokiago]

This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.

[freegameplanet]

Dark Dreams: RHN is a funny and freaky survival horror metroidvania set in a recreation of a Perfect Nightmare.

Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Windows)

[cheesekait]

Yesterday at FYE i bought a plushie and dude didnt give me a bag just the boy and a receipt and i was like "hey bro can you give me a bag i really dont wanna be carrying this around the mall" and he was like "why are you ashamed to carry him"

[xtec]

"WHY are you ashamed of your SON? "

[ingayderzim]

There's a difference between "if you can't afford the vet don't get pets" (which is true unfortunately) and like, someone starting a gofundme/donation post bc their pet has some sort of crazy unforeseen illness that was impossible to predict...dont be mean to ppl ebegging for their pets bc they budgeted $250 for shots and worm medicine and don't have $2,000 laying around for feline MRI scans

[glumshoe]

People also tend to get nasty with “you should have gotten pet insurance you irresponsible idiot” but pet insurance refuses coverage for all kinds of things that an owner could not reasonably anticipate.

[aliiiiiiice]

why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

[aliiiiiiice]

everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

[vanquishedvaliant]

How wikipedia browsing actually works

[sindri42]

This is a writer who knows what they’re talking about.

[theavengers]

Thor: Ragnarok cast plays “Would you rather?” 

[changkyussy]

#i respect one director who fully understood loki and thor

[ampervadasz]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[willow-wanderings]

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

[dykelliewilliams]

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

[quoms]

The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value the concept of uniqueness, yet simultaneously they abhor it in practice… ergo, 30 different spelling variations on the most normative possible names. This homogeneity-masquerading-as-diversity is inseparable from capitalist consumer culture and in fact is directly analogous to the experience of walking into a grocery store and being asked to “choose” between 50 varieties of toothpaste with the same exact ingredients, 12 brands of laundry detergent, etc.

[itd-be-gay-if-you-didnt]

Somebody’s third eye is WIDE the fuck open??!!!!!!!

[overthinkinglotr]

Another hilarious thing I feel we should talk about more is the fact that *film* Aragorn and Arwen break up right before Aragorn leaves Rivendell……. meaning that film!Aragorn spends most of the quest in an “oh my god my relationship of 50 years just ended what do I even do with myself????” depression haze. 

It explains so much…..

Like. Externally Aragorn is on an epic quest to save Middle Earth, internally he’s crying on the couch in his sweatpants eating a tub of the Middle-Earth equivalent of Ben and Jerry’s

[overthinkinglotr]

Legolas: Aragorn?

Aragorn: Arwen used to call me Aragorn…..

Legolas: Because it’s your fucking name

[overthinkinglotr]

To be clear I actually love the film’s version of Aragorn/Arwen’s relationship, there’s a lot of Dramatic Potential/ angsty meta you could write on it, but–.

BUT

It’s also like– you think Aragorn has to put up with Legolas and Gimli’s annoying romance antics? Legolas and Gimli have to deal with Aragorn spending half the quest staring wistfully into the distance and sighing dramatically about What Can Never Be™…with how often he sings the Lay of Luthien,  basically the Middle Earth equivalent of Adele’s Someone Like You….

[overthinkinglotr]

Gimli: You haven’t washed your hair in MONTHS. We’re staging an intervention.

Aragorn (lying flat on the ground with his face in the dirt): aweralwkerjwae

Legolas: You’re only 87– you’ve got your whole life ahead of you. You can find love a second time!

Aragorn: I did. Boromir died.

Legolas: Maybe three is your lucky number!

[teddy-after-all]

#for me film Legolas’ main character trait#is that he’s incapable of reading the room (tags via @overthinkinglotr)

[retropopcult]

Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder, Blazing Saddles (1974)

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

That has to be the most genuine smile in cinema history

[coldpapernightmare]

thats because the morons line was an ad-lib so the smile really is genuine cause hes cracking 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ghouliebee-deactivated20210426]

please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

[manawhaat]

before I yeet the fuck off this mortal coil is now the only acceptable way to say ‘die’

[zangashtu]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

adam on Twitter

“the grave is run by the student church and the video they made to advertise it is the scariest thing i've ever seen https://t.co/VALDtecGYj

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[ajthebumblebee]

Student: “I want to die.” School: “Okay, we can’t do that, but we have the next best thing-”

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Need me a self-care grave

[hotpocket-fucker]

Person: Tf are you doing?

Me: Laying on my emotional support grave

[vampire-rae-deactivated20210807]

Sir that is my emotional support grave

[lifeiscruelwithoutsound]

This is a McDonald's drive-through, sir