when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@rentherenegayde
when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK
thinking abt that drefen cosplayer and his huge boobies
i do not doubt that someone shattered their glasses on those
“Why were there so many? Why was I never aware of their presence? Do I wait for my turn to shower?”
Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying
She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”
I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”
AFRAID OF WHAT??
Why did you say it as a joke?
C'mon. Answer it.
she told me she calls it “soda” instead of “pop”. I replied “homophobia at its finest” because i thought that would be silly and very obviously not a serious accusation of homophobia. It appears i couldn’t have been more wrong.
Clark: So what do all of your sidekicks bring to the table
Bruce:?
Hal: Yeah, what is all their specialties? Something tells me you dont keep them around for the comapny.
Bruce: Well Nightwing is the worlds best acrobat. Oracle is one of the worlds best hackers. Red Hood is a marksman. Red Robin is the world's second best detective, while Orphan is one of the worlds best trained fighters. Robin is my biological son so theres not really a choice there anyway. Does that suffice Jordan?
Hal: What about the other one?
Bruce: Signal is on daytime patrol, so he was preoccupied.
Hal: No the other other one
Bruce: My gay, army trained cousin?
Clark: I think he means the purple one raiding our breakfast buffet
Bruce: Oh
Bruce: She's moral support
You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.
You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.
My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.
I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.
If you ever want to have a horrible time, go on ebay and search “star trek mask”….
do you think this is a fucking game??!
@4shran
That’s an abomination lol highly cursed
Ok I was at a work meeting and stuff, now that I’m home I went on Ebay and nothing really prepared me for the shock
Poor Worf didn’t deserve this
Odo is straight up nightmare fuel
There’s nothing in the Rules of Acquisition to justify this, poor Quark xD
Live long and…no, never mind
Here’s the deal. I’m no dog scientist, but this is the fluffiest cute bubba I’ve ever seen.
Tw the__bisquit
This kid is too much 😂
They’ve got a secret handshake!
A Pregnant Guinea Pig via /r/aww http://ift.tt/1TkvDgB
Coconut
my anus after taco bell
“WHAT ARE YOU”
whose child is this
pokemon remain loyal to their trainers, till the very end.