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[she/her] [30s] [sad little trekkie]

[sleepy-oggyoger]

Situationship so bad your best friend has to speak up

[beesmygod]

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

[beesmygod]

this one is SOOOO  good thank for you sharing. im going to be thinking about po’s honda civic too now

[hauntedchronicler]

this line from a wolfstar smutfic on ff.net has haunted my every waking thought since 2007

[do-you-have-a-flag]

this is one i only read as recently as 2017 but it’s from a 1999 star trek fic and it’s so good

[lupinsuniverse]

[kiyomitakada]

people who dont maintag: here is a full analysis of a scene where i write out what each character considered the situation to be, why their pasts made them react the way they did, and why the eventual misunderstanding was as avoidable as it was inevitable… #rambles #idk if this means anything so i wont spam tags ^^;

people who do maintag: i hate blorbo #blorbo #from my shows

[salaciouscrumbb]

[youandthemountains]

"#still losing my mind over the beta canon where bones lives with spock on vulcan when Amanda gets ill and then passes away#and Spock's like yeah my dad liked him so much <3"

where's that from???

It's from The Autobiography of Mr. Spock by Una McCormick!

[youandthemountains]

also this:

[cowboyspones]

sarek is such a spones shipper it drives me nuts

[quarksbar]

When people write fic with two canon characters and call it a "crackship" and it hurts your feelings a little bit ._.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[cassolotl]

A poll for Firefox users

I use up-to-date Firefox and I have used the AI kill switch

I use up-to-date Firefox and I have turned off some AI features but not all

I use up-to-date Firefox and I have not turned off any AI features

I use up-to-date Firefox and didn't know you could turn off AI features

I use an older version of Firefox with no AI features

I don't use Firefox

Voting ended onJun 21

[cassolotl]

For Firefox users who weren't aware of the AI kill switch, type about:preferences#ai into the address bar, and you should see this:

[brainstreams]

[villtothehill]

"You're too Sweet for Me, Monsignor O'Malley"

Cardinal Thomas Lawrence resigned to live a reclusive monastic life. He wants to heal his doubts and prayers— and to erase the love he holds for the sake of his lover's future. Unknown to him that their love is the only thing that keeps them both afloat in the depths of their misery.

[clementine-kesh]

out of all the star trek chief engineers i think miles o’brien is the least likely to be a machinefucker. i think he loves his job but does not eroticize it. trip tucker is in the middle he would fuck a machine as long as it had tits and a sexy voice. b’elanna and geordi would go a step farther they would fuck a machine as long as it had a vaguely humanoid form but are happy to get pretty abstract with it. scotty would fuck the enterprise as is

[quarksbar]

If you ever want to have a horrible time, go on ebay and search “star trek mask”….

[quarksbar]

do you think this is a fucking game??!

[quarksbar]

[fecofish]

HOLY they weren’t kidding

[fecofish]

oh my god..

[brucebanners-deactivated2019042]

Galaxy Quest (1999) dir. Dean Parisot

[ghostcat3000]

#rickman has the tragic bearing of a man aware that there’s a fanlore page devoted entirely to his character’s dick #this is a dude who has been asked to autograph zines with names like “purple mountain majesties” #he gives iconic performances of shakespeare knowing 20% of his audience is thinking about the mak'tar triple prostate hypothesis #galaxy quest (via @deadpanwalking)

[3nigm4art]

If you have the time, would you come and see me?

[quarksbar]

Yooo made some more conclave cards

So I'm definitely going to make more characters eventually, but its this whole thing of having to format the pictures first. Basically if you print a regular picture its only 16 cents but if you convert to wallet size its like 78 cents? Nope I'll format it myself and print a regular photo, thank you very much.

Any way I have these really cute wedding theme stickers I wanted to use them for Vincent. A cute little bunny dressed in white, I just had to. Maid and tea theme for Thomas bc of course, English, lmao. Also they got these really cute holographic heart sleeves too but I took it off for the pic bc they cause a lot of glare.

[willgrahamscock]

don’t focus on your responsibilities you need to make gay shit for a dying fandom