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[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[hjartasalt]

See him sweeties

[hjartasalt]

He's so sweeties!

[hjartasalt]

Now see him fabulous

[hjartasalt]

Now see him. In the dark.

[hjartasalt]

My pet comma/kidney bean/some sort of slug

[importantandunavoidable]

is the willem dafoe fish sexy

yes, he is sexy

he is kind of sexy for a fish

no, he is not sexy

Voting ended onDec 30, 2024

[importantandunavoidable]

is willem dafoe "fish sexy?"

yes, he is fish sexy

he is fish sexy for a human

no, he is not fish sexy

Voting ended onDec 31, 2024

[roomofpaperrabbit]

[epilepticsaints]

What are they looking at?

[epilepticsaints]

[creekfiend]

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[archacovercosine]

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

[thememedaddy]

[endlace]

You if bugs didn't exist

[m0nk3y-bl0g]

[1-jar-of-stars]

On Friendship.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[scoretheearth]

Me: Sorry you can't go in the car with me today, It's too hot.

Teener:

[kosmogrl]

[linolinoing]

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[screenshotsofdespair]

[todaysbird]

GET YELLED AT

photos by carl bergstrom

[birds-in-posts]

Double-crested cormorant (Nannopterum auritum)

Great blue heron (Ardea herodias)

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you so much for sending me this @sassybooks ! This is ME YELLING THANK YOU

[muttsandmustelidae]

oh my god there’s a Great Dane/Whippet cross for adoption nearby. they’ve done it. they’ve made the Least Dane I’ve been dreaming of all these years

[muttsandmustelidae]

she needs to live in my house