feel euphoria

fuck this website

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jack-of-no-cows]

[ghirahimbo]

[firstfullmoon]

Jackie Sabbagh, “Having a Great Time Being Transgender in America Lately”

[dumplinglove]

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

[repressed-n-depressed]

Edward B. Cassatt - Wikipedia

i reject my gender

[bonescaro]

you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since

who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x

[repressed-n-depressed]

uhhh being real it was probably scar from the lion king

which, yeah, that tracks (and is one more of those "how did i not end up being a furry" things in my life)

[repressed-n-depressed]

i'm just going to lie in bed until it's all over. cya

[repressed-n-depressed]

this website is disappointing and still as full of bitchy self-important 16 year olds as it was a decade + ago. and none of the people who were here back then have grown out of that mindset.

why did i think i'd find anything of value here. fuck this website and fuck its culture. there's nothing left for me on the internet or irl

[repressed-n-depressed]

welp tumblr's not fun anymore

[minkyrats]

dan henbg has fuckjing had it with these people

[sleepyhead-poll]

ROUND 1B, MATCH 3 OUT OF 16!

Who is the best sleepyhead?

Belphegor (Obey Me! Shall we Date?)

Nanaki Kazuaki (Hatoful Boyfriend)

Voting ended onJan 29, 2024

Propaganda Under the Cut:

Belphegor:

Considering he's the avatar of sloth, I think that qualifies him as The Sleepy Character™

He's so cute, he has a collection of pillows including one he carries around often, he can sleep basically anywhere and he really exemplifies youngest sibling energy!

This sleepy boi is always looking for a nap, but that also may be because he is the avatar of sloth. He could sleep anywhere, and I mean ANYWHERE. Also he’s a cutie, and he loves his twin brother!! He also does NOT like his oldest brother, Lucifer. Him and one of his other brothers both. He likes to plan on ways to prank Lucifer, and even gets MC in on it. But overall, vote Belphie the demon who could sleep anywhere!

Nanaki Kazuaki:

he is a school teacher who falls asleep in his classes quite often (usually in the middle of talking) and his students have to wake him up.

[repressed-n-depressed]

i feel like this misses the most important part of hatoful boyfriend which is: that nanaki is a quail

the bird there. is actually him. hato moa was kind enough to give us cute anime boy representations, but the characters in hatoful boyfriend are all birds (except the MC, who is a human girl).

he's also a brilliant mathematical genius, but his narcolepsy makes him fall asleep mid-lecture...

please vote for the sleepy birb! (and play/read Hatoful Boyfriend, it rules!)

[best-fictional-band-poll]

Preliminaries Group 17 - Vote for your favourite!

Wyld Stallyns - Bill & Ted franchise

The Stardew Valley Band (assorted names) - Stardew Valley

Belle (Suzu Naito) - BELLE/ Ryuu to Sobakasu no Hime

Sex Bob-omb - Scott Pilgrim vs The World

Dingoes Ate My Baby - Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Lincoln Hawk - Gossip Girl

Boys In The Sink - Veggietales

Nick Lightbearer and the Make Believes - We Happy Few

Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters - That Thing You Do

Fran-Shou-Shou - Zombie Land Saga

Voting ended onJan 26, 2024

The top FOUR bands from this poll will go through! Good luck!

[repressed-n-depressed]

fight, franchouchou!

[fujoshiwarrior]

all my haters become tomaters when they eat my spaghetti marinara of success

[carlyraejepsans]

[apolladay]

How old are you, & do you enjoy having long conversations over text? (Let's say an hour long, and text includes texting, discord, whatsapp, other instant messaging platforms, etc. Text only, not voice.)

Under 18, & Yes

Under 18, & Kinda / only with people I'm very close with

Under 18, & No

18-25, & Yes

18-25, & Kinda / only with people I'm very close with

18-25, & No

Over 25, & Yes

Over 25, & Kinda / only with people I'm very close with

Over 25, & No

Vanilla extract

Voting ended onJan 27, 2024

Note from submitter: Yes, this is a very young set of age buckets. I chose them because I noticed my own experience changed in my early 20s and I'm curious if that's a common thing. If you're curious about other age buckets or generational trends you have my blessing to submit another poll!

[repressed-n-depressed]

i strongly prefer text conversations to voice chat or even talking in-person. it gives me a chance to think out what i'm saying, and it's easy to refer back to previous subjects because all the random stuff you've been talking about is like, right there. also with text it's so much easier to casually bullshit back and forth all day, just tossing thoughts out there, nobody getting weird about it if there's a delay/lull in the conversation, it is the ultimate in relaxed forms of communication to me

i'm getting less avoidant of voice chat as i get older (ignoring the voice dysphoria). but the fact that so many people (especially younger people ime?) want to do, not just voice chat, but big chaotic group voice chat, makes me want to die a lil bit. it exhausts me so quickly, i'm bad at keeping track of voices (even with discord overlay), i lose track of the conversation easily... ahhh do not like :( i feel like a lot of my social isolation on the internet is due to my avoidance of voice chat and it sucks for me

and video is still 1000000% an absolute no for me. egh. just thinking about it gives me the bad vibes.

[thegothkidhasahearse]

for my fellow solitaireheads

[mightyoctopus]

[ID: Graphic with several flags and text. Someone you know is gay. Someone you know is bi. Someone you know is transgender. Someone you know is a solitaire player. Maybe even someone you love. Think before you speak hate. /end ID]

[repressed-n-depressed]

im a solitairehead but only for spider. got burned out on klondike over the years. pyramid is also cool.

man i miss Solitaire's Journey. i should figure out how to get that running on a modern PC

[jordanbolton]

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

[sleepyhead-poll]

ROUND 1A, MATCH 10 OUT OF 16!

Who is the best sleepyhead?

PJ Berri (Parappa the Rapper)

Budwin (Papa Louie)

Voting ended onJan 26, 2024

Propaganda Under the Cut:

PJ Berri:

[No Propaganda Submitted]

Budwin:

absolute tired beast, our sleepy hero. takes four naps a day. he owns a car and it is designed to look like a bed

[repressed-n-depressed]

ok Parappa rules and while PJ isnt my favorite i'll give him some nice words.

he's parappa's dedicated friend, though most of the time he's so busy thinking about food that he doesn't notice parappa's problems. he's super sleepy all the time because of his night-time job, being a DJ at Club Fun. when he sleeps he dreams about being the king of PJ Land. in one game he eats a banana and literally kills Lammy (the protagonist) by not paying attention to where he's tossing the peel. despite his usually expressionless face, he's a big silly and there's a LINE sticker pack with multiple stickers of him sleeping.

good night, PJ!!!

[sleepyhead-poll]

ROUND 1A, MATCH 15 OUT OF 16!

Who is the best sleepyhead?

Snoopy the Dog (Peanuts)

Garfield (Garfield)

Voting ended onJan 26, 2024

Propaganda Under the Cut:

Snoopy the Dog:

He sleeps a lot on his dog house I feel like it's definitely a definitive character trait

Garfield:

He's sleepy, he's a little orange kitty. He hates Monday and loves lasagna. What more do you want?

[repressed-n-depressed]

first round and already this poll is fricken impossible

[the-mercs-as]

Week One hundred-five, The Mercs As ...

CLEANING SUPPLIES

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