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soon as i track down the ceo of clownery youre all going to be unemployed

julycanthrope-deactivated202008

look in the mirror fam

god fucking damnit i was so caught up in roasting all of you that i forgot to make sure i wasn't stacking logs on my own funeral pyre

inward

bro come get ur boy he just said "confuzzled" in front of the hoes

shitpostbot5k

brainstatic

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

emptyjunior

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

That’s Jimmy Buffett

daily-dose-of-doggo

baddadjokez

There’s big penises and there’s small penises, but the best penis of all...

Is happenis

whiskeycrutch

Power move of the century.

kelssiel

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

sjowgren-deactivated20240728

trial speedrun

insomniac-arrest

it’s getting weird knowing natural apocalypse from climate change is bearing down on us all and still going about mundane daily life kinda like

thatdiva

space-ace-in-the-space-race

We call musicals unrealistic because people randomly burst into song but I’ve been home alone for like 3 days and I start singing about what I’m doing every 5 minutes