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(goes through an extended magical girl transformation, by the end of which I look the exact same, except I immediately shoot you with my perfectly normal gun that wasn’t there before)

childweanedonpoison

blood on women is sexy if it’s someone else’s. blood on men is sexy if it’s theirs. hope this helps.

fangirlofall

It’s the inherent vulnerability (something men are taught not to show) of being injured, versus the inherent strength (something women are taught not to show) of injuring others. hope this helps

doyouremem8erme

blood on nonbinary people is sexy if theyre murdering people while bleeding out. hope this helps

so-idialed-9

Adam Lambert defends Harry Styles - and describes the ostracism the music industry gave him for kissing his male bandmate in 2009...just about when 1D was being formed.

He thought his success on American Idol gave him freedom and protection but it didn't. He prepared for backlash from the public but instead -

“But what surprised me is the industry got mad... because truthfully, I wasn't doing anything offensive [by kissing a man onstage].

But it was a miscalculation.

I was put in the corner. I didn’t get, like, dropped or anything, but they weren’t gonna listen to my ideas at that point. My credibility was shot. I was a liability."

harshwhimsy

maia arson crimew does it again, leaking 2600 PAGES of hateful emails revealing a (not-surprising) concerted effort to strip trans people -- not just children -- of their rights, all for a few extra votes. cohorts, of course, include every religious freakshow org you can think of

andpierres

for clarity's sake, maia herself is not the source of these leaks, she's merely publishing them, but regardless -- HUGELY important to see in light of all these recent bills

musette22

I'd buy the record [X]

blood-and-pepper

@nebel-drachen

birlinterrupted

Millennials are Killing the Bed Frame Industry: Feminist Edition

pizoxuat

Getting a $50 bed frame that gets your mattress off the floor will extend the life of your mattress. You sweat when you are sleeping and it seeps into the mattress. A lot of it evaporates from the surface, but some goes down in deeper. Over the years you could end up with mildew and rot at the bottom of your mattress. God forbid you have carpet under it, that would need replacing too. If your mattress has air flow under it, it will evaporate from both sides instead of mildewing.

fromchrista

I don’t think anyone ever told me why you get a mattress frame, that makes so much sense.

cristalplanetheart

Pallas cat

zeequicks

I really love when adam gets asked questions about lgbt discourse in the media because his response is almost always some snarky version of "respectfully none of these are issues that actually matter to any of us"

recalling that one time piers morgan (boo) tried to bait him into the whole gay actors playing gay characters argument and adam was like "yeah i see both sides. would love to see more roles for gay people though"

he really has the self assured energy of a gay person who has been put through the media circus in the early 2000s and really has no time for it anymore

clinical-manners

*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

theunfairfolk

*the orange grows legs and skitters away*

clinical-manners

Fascinating results *places a banana in the same spot*

kingscrown666

*clawed hand reaches out of the ether and drags it into the ring, leaving ragged claw marks in the soil as it disappears, back into the ether from whence it came*

numberlover1729

“let’s go to the extreme.” *places a pineapple in the same spot*

yallidarityforever

Real scientists would keep putting an orange in the same spot to make sure the results are consistent before moving on to other fruits or different spots.

clinical-manners

The only valid response to this post.

elodieunderglass

We’re working up the complexity levels of fruit until we feel there is enough evidence to support the judicious placement of a volunteer twink

cannibal-cupcakes

elodieunderglass

You sit down, we haven’t seen what’s happened to the pineapple

lynati

This is Tumblr; we’ve ALL seen what happened to the pineapple. O_O

maximumsunshine

We’d show you the post, but Tumblr sensored the entire thing including every single reblog. I mean i can sum it up by saying @were–ralph ’s warewolf boyfriend, but you really really had to be there to understand, and I’m just not sure it’s something those who get the joke can describe. That said, you’re probably better off not knowing if this didn’t jog some deeply hidden memory.