Am I Famous Yet

Resa, 20, Germany. I'd tell you what kind of blog this is but I honestly don't know

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

where y'all get these pure friends who want to take pictures of you looking gorgeous and ethereal all the time to post on all your social media? my friends just want a-level pics of themselves taken while they snapping pics of me mid-sneeze.

[djjvmz]

Y'all sleeping on my tweets 😂😭

[thegirlwith-thetattoo]

😂😂😂

[antoniporowski]

KIM PULLED OUT Receipts!

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

[mayahan]

Clever Illustrations by Danish illustrator HuskMitNavn 

[spicy-season]

So creative

[heartsday]

i lowkey want to be friendship goals with someone. like, we’d go on food trips together, and go to libraries and coffee shops, and have cute lil’ picnics, and send each other the cutest letters, and have sleepovers !!

[haramasfuq-deactivated20180721]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

It fascinates me how you never hear people who “tell it like it is” complimenting others. Seriously, people who pride themselves on being brutally honest or always speaking their mind should statistically be throwing out random compliments to their friends and strangers on a daily basis. Unless of course being brutally honest is just your entry fee to being an asshole.

[thecommonchick]

i’m such a “look at the sky” “look at the sunset” “look at the moon” stay in the car to listen to the rest of the song typa person

[whenidiehallelujahbyandby]

the “fine” arts, the “it’s whatever” arts, the “no don’t worry about it” arts, the “it’s okay i guess” arts

[rockandrollchick29]

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[faithinhumanityr]

[theforce]

taylor swift stayed quiet throughout election season in fear it would cost her album sales in middle america she doesn’t get to talk about how great it is to be a woman when she could have reached out to her base, young white women in rural america who’ve loved her since she made faux country music, not that people would automatically vote the other way bc taylor said they should but even a retweet of a fucking fact check on the trump campaign could have maybe helped.

she doesn’t get to use feminism when it’s beneficial to her and not speak up when she has the privilege to reach far beyond most politicians ever could have. “so happy to be a woman im gonna make a corny song about this and make some more millions” shut the hell up taylor 

[approach]

[onlytwitterpics]

[kreuzader]

[profashionall]

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

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[federalbureauofislam]

real love