Birbentines! (by teylor smirl)
@todaysbird I’m sure you’ve seen this but it’s amazing
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Kiana Khansmith
Sade Olutola
Acquired Stardust

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
trying on a metaphor

Love Begins
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
i don't do bad sauce passes

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DEAR READER
Keni
Three Goblin Art
hello vonnie
Stranger Things

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
occasionally subtle
Misplaced Lens Cap
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
seen from Brazil

seen from Greece

seen from Türkiye
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seen from United States
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Birbentines! (by teylor smirl)
@todaysbird I’m sure you’ve seen this but it’s amazing
pixar please do these again why did you stop doing these
mutual: u blonde blue eyed fake ass canadian bitch.. me, none of thos things: dam… they talking about me? :/
just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees
They existed *before beetles*
Why is this sad? Why am I sad?
https://xkcd.com/1259/
Bee Orchid
This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.
(my own photos)
Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.
Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.
You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:
Trees that once depended on animals like the wooly mammoth for survival have managed to adapt and survive in the modern world.

writing something without autocorrect
when you open a new tab and can’t remember why
when you close it and then remember why you opened it
when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip
How deep is your love
tell ur dogs i said hi ok?
Fox News
“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”
“i don’t know what to draw”
“i always mess up”
“BUT I SUCK”
LISTEN TO BOB ROSS.
Bob Ross was paid $0 to make his series. He made a living giving lessons IRL and later selling his own line of paints and brushes.
I apologize for not reblogging him as much but everyone needs this on their dash daily. Seriously everyone needs this on their blog or wherever. Do they rerun this anymore or no?
Words of wisdom!
you can watch his show on youtube
“you‘re so quiet” baby i’m not even here. i’m fantasizing about a book i read weeks ago. move on.
I'm DYING*
YALL, this is Justin and Sydnee McElroy, it was posted by their sister/SiL. The commenter had no idea who they were and assumed it was their daughter making cringy parent content.
One punch man
THE FLOURISH AND SHEATHE
a few minutes ago. i was thinking abt men's tits. And now? Im thinking abt minecraft. In a few minutes who knows. the human mind? Its a fuckign adventure babey
yeah it was men's tits again.
This is funny, but I can tell you why right now without a study
Glasses give you an immediate and blinding indication if your mask is not worn properly. If you wear glasses you are more likely to secure the mask tightly to ensure you dont fog up your glasses.
And 2, no one can sneeze or cough on ur eyeballs
I know the study hypothesized that it’s because glasses wearers don’t touch their face as much. But as a glasses wearer, I think Fatsexybitch is onto something with #1.
I was thinking the glasses reduce the chances of ocular transmission or some shit but truly Fatsexybitch cracked the case