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yippeeee! *dives into my bed at the exact right angle that i phase through the molecules entering the fabled bedtime dimension and become cozy forever*

#this is the dream

swingsetindecember

i forgot movies used to be watchable. like 90 mins. just rewatched 101 dalmatians. why? art style slaps and the dogs are cute. next question. but also??? i watched it and i still had an evening to do stuff. i miss that. like a tight 90 min movie? good editing is fire.

#no lies were told

brittlepredatordemon

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

secretgarden

charlesoberonn

yesornopolls

Do you know where your Birth Certificate is?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 16 hours

#poll #yes #it's in a fire safe in the other room #I'm Adult about my important paperwork

solarsyrup

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

sometimes it is fun and easy to go to bed because I make up scenarios in my head. other times it is difficult and not fun, because you see, I am making up scenarios in my head

arte-artem-artibus

Herbert Bayer - Chromatic intersection, 1966, acrylic on canvas, 101 x 101 cm

#STUNNING #i love color theory #i am HERE for this

yesornopolls

Are you afraid of death?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours

#poll #i would like to say no #but ya #it's odd to think you have the occasional suicidal ideation but you're afraid of dying #bit of an oxymoron

flowers-in-book

The older I get, the stayer I home.

crabussy

formal menswear enthusiasts want to slut it up so bad but they're frightened. so they wear shirt-stays and sock garters under their clothes. this is my scientific theory it's making waves in the guyologist world right now

crabussy

like seriously. seriously. "oh I just want my shirt to stay tucked in and my socks to stay up" riiiiiiight.

nebulanomz

Am I the only one who views this/type of guys that wear these attractive? Or does anyone else think this I wanna know..

crabussy

(blocking the note count with my incredibly broad-shouldered frame) yuppp it's just you my friend. sorry

weaselle

this is masculine lingerie. Feminine lingerie mostly came from similar things in women's fashion -- garter belts etc. I think there is a lot of room for developing it more, but this is, imo, absolutely masculine lingerie, and i wish men's fashion designers would start focusing on that more

don't forget sleeve garters and suspenders

weaselle

since i've seen it asked what purpose sleeve garters serve:

Sleeve garters are just so you can keep your cuffs right where you want them, typically used professionally by people like bartenders, who are wearing dress shirts to do manual labor and don't want their cuffs brushing through spills when they are wiping down the bar etc... but also useful for keeping cuffs exactly the right length for your suit without having to tailor all your shirts, or, if you have several suit coats with slightly different length sleeves, you can always have your dress shirt's cuffs showing that perfect half inch below the suit sleeve or whatever the fashion is for the time

right now it's about 1/2 an inch, but that's the sort of thing, like tie length, that can change a little with fashion trends -- but basically, you never want your shirt cuffs to be doing this

Because that looks SO sloppy, right? Looks like you're wearing your father's shirt under your little brother's jacket

BUT! you do want the cuffs showing, like this

because it makes the suit sleeve look precise and on purpose, or you might push it and show even more if you are wearing nice cuff links

because this clearly still looks purposeful and precise, and shows off your jewelry.

often, fashion dictates taking any opportunity to show your layers -- for example in medieval europe it was fashionable to literally slash expensive outer garments so you could ALSO see some of the expensive clothing underneath, which is how before long you get "slashed" sleeve patterns like this becoming popular among the wealthy