big, funny and clever

26 he/she ⚢ UK ecology and conservation BSc student

[resourceguarding]

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[2colde]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

[fellweather]

some of the seals in the seal hospital zeehondencentrum (from reference)

[sealssometimes]

This must feel so good to do as a seal

[cheddar-baby]

In this big world is there a place for someone as little as me?

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[junglejim4322]

Really bad habit I have to get rid of is feeling like I shouldn’t open a message until im going to reply but not opening it results in me having hundreds of message notifications and forgetting I got messaged for 6 months and then when I finally do open it i see something like “my entire house burned down and they poisoned all my horses and they’re trying me for witchcraft and I need your testimony by 7 pm tonight to save me” and I’m like uh oh

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[technicaltiger]

mahjong is evil and unvirtuous

[colorado-rockies-official]

bunny moment

[colorado-rockies-official]

the baseball crowd loves unexpected animals far more than the baseball game

[every-day-creechur]

Painted Tree Rat Callistomys pictus

A rodent from the state of Bahia, Brazil. The painted tree-rat is found in the Atlantic forest. It also occurs in cocoa plantations where some native trees remain. As far as known, it is nocturnal.

Endangered

image by Oberdan Nunes

[blushingbloom]

horse bridle made from watsonia leaves by Hannah Thornhill

[luntfontanne]

hannah einbinder having overwhelming sensory issues but being the most beautiful she has ever felt or looked when she was completely covered in blood is something that can actually be so personal,