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$ log - riding steve rogers reverse cowgirl because the argument will continue even while you crave his cock.
$ warn --nsfw --dom!afab!reader --sub!steve --reverse-cowgirl --whiny-and-devoted --begging --clit-play --lowk-using-him-like-a-toy
$ cd masterlist / steve-rogers
even though you're absolutely fuming, you're still grinding down hard with the friction of his cock filing you up spending pleasurable sparks through your nerves. you keep your back to him, shoulders tense, refusing to give him the satisfaction of eye contact.
"could you please turn around, honey?" steve's voice is rough, strained from the way your pussy grounds out around him.
"shut up, steve," you huff, rolling your hips in a slow, punishing circle, "i'm still pissed at you ā you completely blew off our planned date tonight."
his massive palms slide up from your thighs to settle onto your waist. his thumbs find the base of your spine, massaging the muscle there in a way that makes your clit throb despite your anger.
"as much as i love your ā" he pauses, gazing down at the way you sucked him, rode it out, grinded and repeated. " ā tush, i do love seeing your gorgeous face, sweetheart," he whines softly.
you roll your eyes, leaning forwards slightly to prod his tip at a different angle within you.
"tush? what the ā i told you, no one says that anymore," you mutter, though your hips betray you by stuttering against his cock.
"ah, my apologies," he breathes out, voice dropping an octave as his hands slid down to cup your arse. he squeezes firmly as you ride him. "i meant your ass is beautiful. but i would like to see my love, so please could you turn arou ā"
you don't listen, instead reaching down to work your clit while you maintain that gruelling find. the friction is too good to stop. you can hear him whining behind you like a pathetic puppy (you almost give in).
steve soon realises his little pleas were getting him nowhere past your stubbornness. he opts to just watching you ride him like so. that is till he notices your thighs trembling in that familiar manner.
"why are you doing that?" he whimpers, sounding genuinely distressed. "why won't you let me make you cum?"
he hates being useless, especially when he knows he's the one who messed up.
"let me do it, please," he begs, voice cracking with desperation. warm hands move from your backside to your inner thighs, forcing them wider so he can get closer to where you're touching yourself.
he's practically imploring for permission to make amends, his girth twitching inside you as he watches you just use him like a toy.
"you don't get to make up for tonight by just being good in bed, steve," you snap, ignoring the way your voice breaks when his fingers finally make contact with your clit ā replacing your own unsteady touch with a his steady, practiced pressure.
he groans at your defiance, but he doesn't stop. he increase the pace of his hips beneath you, trying to meet every punishing grind you give him. "i know, i know, i'll make it up to you ā tomorrow, next week, whatever you want ā just let me take care of you right now, please ā"
his thumb digs into your hips, anchoring you to him as he drives upwards with increasing urgency. the combination of his thick cock stretching you open and those calloused digits working magic on your clit was just enough to send you over the edge.
you gasp out his name ā with some swear words due to residue annoyance ā as your hips stuttered in a desperate rhythm as your orgasm washed over.
"that's it, honey ā let go, m'giving you everything ā" steve murmurs against the nape of your neck, breath hot and shaky, sounding so damn relieved as you cum. he's even holding back his aching hardness! his entire body's rigid as he fights the overwhelming urge to cum along with you.
maybe that will land some gold stars by his name later in the night.
once the remnants of your orgasm pass over, you let out an amused growl over your shoulder.
"fine. you can use your fingers," you huff, voice slightly breathless, but you can feel that underlying tenacity resting. "but i'm still not looking at you."
steve's breath catch audibly ā a win is a win. he will put on his best performance tonight, watch the freak out. he wants to hear you cum, to hear you lose control even if you're still pretending to hate him. so devoted to your pleasure he is, as he leaves a chaste kiss to your forehead, murmuring a sweet anything you want, sweetheart.
$ tag @twentytomidnight @i-gotta-go-so-much-bigger @froggibus @hisokamywaifu @lj-to-lz
Idk i feel like i wanna ruin osferth but also i want osferth to ruin me
No because I hear you and I see you. Based on S2 because ya'll know I procrastinate. Bulletpoint headcanon and drabble because ovulation is near
Cw: smut, Osferth is down bad, religion play(?? He calls reader his god), he's daydreaming
Oh my pretty Osferth
He's fairly easy to ruin, even if he doesn't like to admit it out of embarrassment
Sex is kinda taboo with Saxons. Yeah, brothels exists, but anyone who engages with sex casually is looked down upon. Even couples mainly have sex to produce a baby and hardly ever just because they wanna fuck
So imagine him falling for a reader who's a Dane (this doesn't mean reader is white. You've grown up around Danes so that is how you identify but you can be whatever)
The Danish are very open about sex. Talking about humping is normal. Expected, even. Why hide behind skirts when humping is nice?
You likely already intimate Osferth by being Danish, being friends with Uhtred, a fighter (doesn't matter your gender), the profanity you use, your whole aesthetic scares him and makes him fall for you. Especially when he realizes you're a lot nicer than people think you are
The Osferth I've seen so far gives me the vibes that he needs an emotional connection with someone before the sexual connection/desire occurs
I could be completely wrong. Maybe in later seasons he's listening to NLE. MEAT TO MEAT WALL TO WALL-
But for now, he doesn't give that. Maybe it's because he's a monk. Maybe Osferth is lowkey demisexual. Either way, after you two build a rapport is when he starts to have sexual feelings towards you
Osferth lies alone in his room, the emptiness beside him in bed becoming unbearable
He keeps thinking of you sharpening your blades, skin kissed by the flames nearby. He thinks of you covered in blood. Such a sight both terrifies him, and makes him have to let out a deep breath.
Thoughts of you plague him terribly. His dick aches in a way it never has before. Of course he knows about sex but he's never really been turned on by any Saxon he knows.
But for you, the forbidden Dane, his balls grow heavy. Every single drop of cum would be for you if you let him show you how much he needed you
Sleep becomes impossible on nights like this. It hurts how hard he is. And if he can't have you, then he'll have to settle on his imagination
"Gentle", Osferth pleads with his hand stroking his hard on. "Gentle, please. I need you to be gentle".
But you wouldn't be gentle, would you? His grip tightens on his dick because that's what you would do. You'd claim him as your own in any way you saw fit because that's what your people did. He imagined one of his legs hitched over your shoulder, teeth nipping red marks onto his pale flesh, hand spreading his pre cum up and down his shaft. He spit in his hand before cupping his balls, pretending your mouth now found pleasure in sucking on them.
Where had all the air gone? Suddenly it vanished. His breathing turned into desperate pants, "go- go slower!".
Spit trailed from your mouth when you let his balls drop back into place. "Slower? You don't want me to go slower". His hand sped up because of course you'd go fast when you finally had him in your mouth. You'd want to hear every pathetic whine the warmth of your mouth forced out of him. You'd feel satisfaction when Osferth begins to twitch when he feels your tongue toy with his slit. And if you were there and not just a figment of his imagination, you'd let him empty himself in your mouth.
It was pathetic. Tears welled in his eyes, that's how real it felt. He opened his mouth, letting you spit his cum into his mouth. His middle and ring finger shoved themselves in his mouth. But they weren't his fingers in his mind. They were yours. Beautiful, covered in scars, tasting of cum and released tension. What he craved.
"You don't want gentle" you said, fucking your fingers in his mouth. "You want me. I am your most sinful desire, and a craving you can't live without. Isn't that right?".
He nodded his head. Finally you knew how much he loved you! To feel you using him as if he was nothing, yet everything you too wanted, it made another orgasm wash over his frail frame.
"Again?" You taunted. Yes, again. You did this to him. "Of course you want me, Osferth. No Saxon could make you feel this way. Not when the word alone makes them jump. No one could fuck you like I do. Only I can give you this satisfaction. Me. Not another Dane, a Saxon, not even your false god".
He should've taken offense. If he was in his right mind, he'd tell you that was a line he wasn't okay with being crossed. Hell, if he was in his right mind, he wouldn't be imagining this scenario at all.
Your tongue led a path from his collarbone to the lobe of his ear, "I'm your god" you whispered against him. Osferth groaned around your fingers at the feel of you taking a proper seat on his lap, your intimate parts against each other. "Say it" your fingers slipped from his mouth, "say it or I'll leave you like this".
"No!". This was sinful. What was he doing? His own cum dripping down his chin like some whore. He was a monk! He couldn't have sex with whoever he wanted! He especially couldn't call a Pagan of all people his god.
He couldn't.
But he could, couldn't he?
You were perfection in every way. A beautiful flower among nothing but grass. This is what he always wanted. To have you touch him and use him as if he was yours. To empty himself inside any of your holes. It's what he's always wanted. "Yes, you're my god! The only one I care about! I'll have statues built for you if you'd like! Please please just let me-" he raised his hips up, "let me have this".
Once again, your fingers entered his mouth. It made his eyes flutter close. He wouldn't be able to live life without sucking on them now. "Statues later. For now, let your god use you".
A scream tore from his throat as you took him inch by inch, muffled only by your fingers.
He'd repent for this later. For now? He was worshipping his god.
He delusional. He just like me fr. And Tumblr if you randomly delete the ending like you've done before, I'm coming to hq
hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.
I can't decide who I wanna write about so here we are
CW: 18+ content, male anal play for the first time, fingering, eating out, pegging, shame about liking it
Male subs who would be described as "manly men". They conform to the stereotype of men being strong caretakers and have sculpted their bodies to fit this mold
Male subs who already feel a tinge of shame about being a sub, and refuses to use that word
Male subs who absolutely refuse to do anal play. Why would a man have anything up his ass? Yeah, it's something that he keeps thinking about, but he'd never do it
Male subs having dreams about you having your way with him, which leads to him waking up with a boner he refuses to touch. He can't accept that would get him hard. What was his problem? It'd pass, surely.
Male subs who let their fingers slowly slide down their bodies as they bathe. Maybe if he just rubbed the rim of his hole a bit, he'd realize how gross it was and all these dreams would go away
Male subs spreading their ass apart with one hand while the pointer finger of his other slowly rubs his hole, light as a feather. His breath hitches at the sudden touch. It doesn't feel gross, or like something he should be ashamed of.
Male subs who bite down on their bottom lip as he applies more pressure. Was it supposed to feel this good? Did every other man put on this act about being manly while grinding their ass back against their fingers in private?
Male subs who don't let themselves cum, but can't get that day out of their head. They tug on their dick when you're gone, pathetic whines leaving their lips as they imagine you fingering them. They were going crazy. Their balls were heavy, begging for a release he denied himself because of the thoughts that caused that heaviness
Male subs who try to ignore it until one day he cracks. His hand trails down to that forbidden area again
Male subs getting caught by you. He panics, expecting judgment, but instead you soothe him and softly kiss down his body. He can feel himself let out a sigh of relief at how tender and soft you are with him
Male subs who's back arches the moment your tongue presses against his hole. You take your time with him, slowly lapping at his spot. He nearly screams when he feels the tip of your tongue enter him. "That feels..." extraordinary yet forbidden. He could tell you to stop. He knows you would. But how could he possibly ask you to stop when that knot inside his belly was becoming tighter and tighter? "Keep going, please. Can I get your fingers too? Just- I need everything. I can take it".
Male subs who can't help the noises that come out his mouth no matter how hard he tries. He bites his lip, he slaps his hand over his mouth, he tries to will himself to stay quiet. It all fails. His legs over your shoulders feel foreign, but comfortable. Your entire tongue in his ass feels strange, but amazing. Your fingers are the cherry on top. He can't even get out the words "I'm cumming" before the wave crashes into him, harsh but beautiful.
Male subs who try to explain that they're straight while out of breath, until you shush them and say this doesn't make them any less of a man. You kiss his thighs gently, and it brings him this sense of peace he can't quite describe. This comfortability. This safety net. He feels safe enough to ask you to go again and again and again, until he's properly exhausted by the end
Male subs who trail behind you after this. Usually, he has no problem asking for what he wants. This however, makes him nervous. But you always know what he wants, which leads to him being bent over random pieces of furniture, legs shaking, tongue lolling out his mouth as pants come out
Male subs who feel immense shame at the thought of you fucking him with a fake penis, but ends up face down, ass up, anyway
Male subs who can slowly but surely feel all that shame slide off their back when they realize just how good it feels because fuck, you prepped him so nice, and your hands feel soft yet firm on his hips, and the actual feel of your "dick" inside him make his eyes roll back and his arms go weak
Male subs who know they're being far too loud. He knows the other men nearby can hear him. He should try to quiet down, but he doesn't. He can't.
Male subs with tears falling down his face. How could this be forbidden if it felt like this?
"Yesyesyesyes! Ugh, fuck me like you mean it! Make me take it! You're making me feel so good!"
Male subs who reach a hand around so he can spread himself more for you. His dick lays neglected between his legs. He should feel disgusted for letting you do something so vile to him, but he keeps begging for you to keep going. He'll do anything. He'll let you fuck him outside in front of everyone as long as you fuck him until he can't breathe. Please, use him like some whore. Make him feel how you feel on days when he's pounding into you and your nails are scratching his back
Male subs who can't remember their names after you fuck every bit of cum out of him
Male subs who go from never entertaining the idea of something entering him, to now being willing to beg for you to fuck him anytime and anywhere
Sihtric Kjartansson, Uhtred Ragnarsson, Finan the Agile, Osferth (the gang is all herešš¤š¾), Gwayne Hightower, Tomas Vrbada, Kuai Liang, Bi-Han, Shang Tsung, Elias Moore, Elijah Moore (pls listen to me), more ppl added later maybe
I like locs and curls as much as the next person but hotd... dont pmo. All the creative hairstyles you could've created for these black characters and yall decided to copy and paste styles? Are they sharing the same wigs? Also the lack of different curl patterns makes me wanna explode into a puff of smoke
Everytime I think about what the Mouthwashing Fandom became, I get sent into a rage like I'm The Winter Soldier and someone just said his damn code words because the way that game could've opened up meaningful conversations and somehow mfs twisted the story into Jimmy being some tortured soul and Anya being the villain?
Guys I'm pms-ing and have been wanting weed so bad for like the past 3 weeks, keep that in mindš§š¾āāļøI swear I'll get back to finishing my fic drafts just let me have this!!
Mature content under the cut
Plug!Dex who SWEARSSSS he doesn't want you. That he doesn't fuck his clients, doesn't get to close because it's just business and he'll be damned if you try to get a discount out of him
You have to wear him down because it's so fuckin obvious. Show up to his house a lot more in clothing that doesn't leave much to the imagination
Plug!dex that looks at you like you're crazy when you pull up 30 minutes early to his house but lets you in anyway (WHIPPED!) Only because he copped a new strand and wanted you to be the test subject! No other reason!
Plug!Dex grumbles and rolls his eyes while taking care of you after that new strand fucked you upppp. It's nothing extravagant but he does keep making sure you don't slump forward and destroy his rolling table. I mean coffee table
Plug!Dex took forever to warm up to cause he has to keep up an image when you know damn well eventually he got a soft spot for you. But if you're waiting for him to say it out loud, don't hold your breath
Plug!Dex pulls his gun on you after he finds out you were messing around with some of his much more dangerous asshole friends with intent to show you what could happen if shit goes left, which only resulted in you swirling your tongue around the tip of the barrel and gazing into his eyes to get his reaction
Plug!dex won't give you discounts but will green out with you any day. Just know it will always either start or end with fucking. Non negotiable!
Plug!dex won't claim you outright but makes it clear to his homeboys that if they even stand too close to you, they're fucked
Plug!dex slaps your ass in front of anybody whenever you walk past him. Same theme as the bullet above; he won't claim you officially but it's code for "that's mine"
Plug!Dex lets you tattoo him if you're a tattoo artist
Plug!dex will stand in front of the door in your way until you change clothes. At first it was just when he let you tag along to parties and hangouts but it became in general. And if you pull the "you're not my man" card he follows up with "I'll fuck you like I am. Go change."
Plug!Dex physically pulls you away from his homies if you're getting too chummy with them or vice versa. It's usually you doing it just to get him a little ticked off with the possibility of dealing with you later
Plug!dex lets you do all the work when you fuck him while high. If you're both sober best believe you're getting slung over his shoulder and put through the mattress
Plug!Dex calls you stupid for turning down good guys. Especially if he sees it but is not opposed to you showing him why you keep doing it
Plug!dex has a tape you both wanted to make in his main phone for safekeeping and jerks to it when he misses you
