Nordic Wood Elf

🌟 Danish 🌟 ⭐️ Female ⭐️ ✨A sideblock for excessive reblogging✨ ☆Biromantic☆

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Please share this!!!!! As you resident vitiligan and fellow artist I am here to educate people on how to properly create a character with vitiligo and other things to keep in mind about the disorder. And don’t forget, this trauma can be purely environmental. Even a small cut or scratch can trigger vitiligo to start appearing.

Only 1% of the entire world’s population has vitiligo but I see so many artists making characters with it when they sometimes don’t even know what vitiligo is and pass it off as “skin pigmentation”. Like— what does that even mean??? XD

It’s not an aesthetic and it won’t get you “diversity points” so stop romanticizing vitiligo!

[electricnerd]

Capeleb: *picks up Essek and shakes him in front of both of the clerics, trying to make them heal him*

Essek: *screams in abject terror*

Caduceus + Jester: Caleb, put your boyfriend down. We'll heal him in a minute.

Essek: Wait, is this a regular occurrence?

Caduceus + Jester: He likes to be big.

[lostsometime]

OH NO

i’m gonna cry

caleb-as-an-ape is consistently demonstrative with his feelings in a way regular caleb isn’t - like after the obann fight, when he was fretting over beau because she almost died and then mussed her hair with his giant hand and gave her a hug

so caleb without his usual filter of higher brain functions making things all complicated, sees essek hurt and just starts shoving him at clerics!!!!!  i am having such emotions!!!

[cl3rks]

Burn Notice. [S1.E1: Pilot.]

[platypusisnotonfire]

This is legitimately how I’ve broken into a thousand places like just act like you’re meant to be there and if someone actually ends up calling you out on it just be super confused

[platypusisnotonfire]

#I would be an excellent pentester and actually have considered it as a job many a time#when I was a kid (7-14ish) my grandmother was in the hospital a lot and I was a bored kid that no one was really watching#and we spent days and days at the hospital over the course of those years#so I’d wander around and it became a challenge to see where it could get into without gettting caught#and the answer is basically everywhere#like ther is no legit reason for an 11 year old to be in the morgue but I was tall for my age and I would carry a cup of coffee#and look irritated to be there like someone woke me up for this#and no one would question me#people would ask where are you headed and if you just exhaustedly point through a security door 97% of the time they will swipe their card#-and open it for you

I want to add that I don’t make a habit of this now that I am a law abiding adult, but recently I accidentally did this again. Having been used to having my run of hospitals and walking basically anywhere as a child, I was visiting a friend in the hospital just before covid and I was legitimately exhausted and carrying a coffee cup cuz it was like 5:30am or something dumb, and I went to leave and get to the bottom floor and i’m like “this is not the lobby” and I walked around for a bit and people kept holding doors for me so I traveled through many corridors, and nothing looked familiar, and then I realized every single door was a key card swipe and everyone had mag-stripe badges with varying security levels and I realized I had gotton onto a staff elevator with the staff, who had swiped their card to go down into a high-security area of the building, and people had just been letting me through all these security doors.

So then I had to out myself and be like “Um I accidentally broke into you high-security wing, please show me the door, I’m literally just trying to leave this hospital” and I had to get like searched and stuff. 

And what was funny was that while I was blissfully walking around assuming I belonged, No one questioned ANYTHING and in fact, were violating protocols left and right to let me through, but the VERY SECOND I realized I was not where I was supposed to be and let that show on my face, like three people in the hall confronted me. 

So the take away is, be confident that you belong, look exhausted and like you don’t want to be there, and carry a cup of coffee. It will open pretty much all doors.

@clutchkuza I feel like you need to hear this lol

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

No joke, Burn Notice is a great show. If you like Leverage, give Burn Notice a try (its available on Hulu and Prime iirc) and frfr, confidence and an excuse are all you need to get around places

[disasterlarper]

This works I accidentally broke into someone’s whole ass home a month or so ago and uhhh it went fine because I’m short white and VERY CONFUSED

[echodrops]

One time while I was in Rome, I was busy admiring the ruins and not paying attention to signage, got lost, and ended up in some kind of archaeological dig or restoration. Not knowing it was off-limits (having missed all signage, as previously stated), I started peeking around all the stone stuff, wandering off the path, and most importantly (to this story), poking around in a hole that had been dug into the ground. I was careful not to touch anything, but still, clearly (to anyone who wasn’t as oblivious as me) this was not a place a tourist was meant to be.

I finally attracted the notice of someone who was meant to be part of this restoration project when I came back up from the hole. He quickly came over to ask me, in Italian, what I’m sure were the very normal questions of “Who are you?”, “What are you doing here??”, etc.

Problem: I do not speak Italian.

My brain’s solution: Quick, what language do we speak that’s close?! 

And that is how I wandered up out of a hole in a Roman ruin without warning and began speaking ancient Latin to an archaeologist.

This man’s face went through 15 different absolutely floored expressions in ten seconds, like you could physically see him going through the thought process of “Have I encountered a ghost from ancient Rome? No, ghosts aren’t real. But if ghosts not real, how Latin??? Fellow researcher??? Supposed to be here???”

So this is the story of how I was allowed to walk away without issue at all after blatantly trespassing upon the ruins of ancient Rome, because if you speak Latin, where else would you belong?

[queerlyglittering]

Both literally and figuratively:

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

[memewhore]

[indigoflames]

I don’t know how to break it to you but this is Spanish

[passingthegravesoftheunknown]

It’s thursday!

It’s been a couple week since this reunion, but I’ve been working on this ever since and I finally finished! Hope you all like it 😊

✨do not repost my art | Reblogs are love✨

[starshein]

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST

[saranghwa-deactivated20190606]

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG. IDGAF ABOUT YOUR BLOG THEME

[winwincity-deactivated20200412]

For anyone that needs this!

[cabinet-dude-deactivated2019091]

Please it’s gREAT.

[ownerofidaho]

This app is really great. Seriously.

[therearetoomanythingstodo]

They also have an app called Clear Fear for all of those who have anxiety!

It has a safety net feature where you can put in your contacts and call them from inside the app

It also tells you about the different kinds of anxiety so you’re not confused on what kind of anxiety you have

And it’s free!!!

[cidercidercider]

Reblogging again

[poptartsaysthatyouareloved-deac]

^^

[sadsickandstoned]

¡ REBLOG THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE !

[justlemmegetskinni-deactivated2]

Rb again

[the-rogue-hug-thief-deactivated]

@a-random-artist-on-thishellsite

[wormie-lmao]

FUCKING REBLOG THIS ITS REALLY IMPORTANT

[kogla]

So…  I had this song “Fleurie - Hurts Like Hell” stuck in my head the whole day and thought that it will fit here perfectly :) 

[kogla]

…This aged well…? I made it back in May 2020 … I can just say, I told you so ~

[suraelis]

Canon scene from Critical Role episode 131

God bless everyone who has no idea what this is about

[thebootydiaries]

Me last year: Omg its my friends birthday im going to buy them things and draw them stuff and

Me now: *texts friend “birth” and nothing else*

[somecommonbitch]

caduceus: before i met you all i’d been, mom dad plug your ears, ᵗʳᶦᵖᵖᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵃʲᵒʳ ᵇᵃˡˡˢ ᵗʳʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵃⁿˢʷᵉʳˢ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵍᵒᵈ

[astraldemise]

i genuinely did not remember how fucked up the plot of robots (2005) was like. rich robot capitalists stop manufacturing certain parts to cause poor robots to become obsolete so they can be melted down and their metal remains used to create more high end products in the name of profit like wow thats genuinely horrifying for a movie whos target audience was mainly 8 year olds

[astraldemise]

this is the same movie that has a character with an ass thats twice the size of her body

[urbanism]

And it was a cinematic masterpiece

[astraldemise]

and it was a cinematic masterpiece

[bibidebabideboo]

“「耳はさんで良いですか？」新作耳サワガニのピアス完成！！ 略して耳ガニ！！”(via Ｎina △3/21~いきものフェスオンライン@ninaendlesseive)

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@valen-dreth

[vulturevanity]

Ok, but narratively? This was an impeccable moment.

The Manticore foreshadowing, Veth's red herring Death Flag Speech last episode, Luc's little moment of tenderness with Caduceus right before the combat?

This was a better death than most scripted shows could even hope to accomplish. I have chills.

[nilim]

Matt: Sprinkle is indestructible, because after the experiences of campaign 1 I know I prefer not to inflict that kind of emotional harm on Laura with her fictional pets.

Matt: Luc is one-hit killable, because after the experiences of campaign 1 I know I prefer to inflict that kind of emotional harm on Sam with his fictional children.

[raychleadele]

So there’s this artist, Alex Schaefer, who makes a bunch of paintings of Chase Bank burning.

There’s just

so many of these

and I think it’s incredibly funny but

I just read this bit from the artist and

This is a "plein air" painting which means I set up my easel right across the street of this Chase bank in my city and painted it like it had caught fire. The police questioned me on the spot. Three weeks later Homeland Security was knocking on the door to my home. The question they kept asking me was "Do you hate these banks?" I can honestly say yes.

And I just think this is the greatest artist statement I’ve ever read.

[brucebocchi]

they should invent water for men

[doubleca5t]

Good news OP

[thehornedwitch-deactivated20211]

While this is a funny joke, as far as I'm aware this company is actually pretty cool, and the purpose behind the Liquid Death (sparkling or still) water is quite wholesome.

Part of the reason for it being a tallboy is that aluminum cans are more recyclable than water bottles, potentially infinitely so, while water bottles either have a limited amount of recyclability potential or aren't actually recyclable at all.

The other reason is to literally make it more fun and appealing to drink something other than alcohol at concert venues. Part of getting over addiction or even getting away from a culture that is doing you harm is, in the US at least, heavily associated with becoming "no fun". The idea here is to make water as fun in terms of packaging as alcohol, so people who are going sober, who can't drink, or who are the Designated Driver don't have to feel like they're relegated to the "no fun zone" forever and still get to order something with a silly name. We had these at my brother's wedding as an alcohol alternative and tbh it was really neat.

From the Liquid Death website:

"Most products in the health and wellness space are all marketed with “aspirational” fitness models and airbrushed celebrities. And many of us are tired of it. Why should unhealthy products be the only brands with “permission” to be loud, fun, and weird? And let's be honest, almost all marketing and branding is just theater. So we’re going to treat our theater like a movie theater and have more fun with it."

So yeah! If you want a neat alternative to buying bottled water, this isn't a bad alternative. Also, if you feel like you miss the feeling of opening a can of beer and drinking one, especially with carbonation, this could help curb the urge without having to substitute soda.

[krakenartificer]

Oh. So it was a stand against single use plastic, alcoholism culture, and eating disorders disguised as fitness.

saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock