🐒 monke

20 and dumb ABANDONED ACCOUNT internet history tbh 👀

[firefox-official]

gonna make an oc based off u

ok. if it’s bad i kill you

[bill-nye-official-blog]

promise?

[firefox-official]

bill nye?

[bill-nye-official-blog]

Do you promise or not?

[firefox-official]

bill nye……

[appleebees]

@firefox-official​ I’m sorry

[firefox-official]

IM GOING TO PASS OUT

[grimeclown]

If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

[onceuponatimeinerebor]

this is the content I stick around for. you can't find shit like this on twitter.

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[plaguedoctormemes]

Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:

Its the best!!!

[plaguedoctormemes]

Nope!

Woodcut from 1545! 😊 respect our basket faced cousins 😡

[glitchhologram-deactivated20230]

The Beekeepers, Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568

[bogleech]

Now that plague doctors are cultural icons I want these to be next and I hope we arbitrarily decide that the two are somehow rivals.

[animusrox]

“Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?”

[smegbertmarbles]

The Joker Shoots Eric Andre, but another identical Eric Andre walks out from the curtain and keeps doing the interview like nothing happened

[alicent-florent]

TWILIGHT (2008) THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY | “Öga for Öga” (2020)

[friendscallmebatty]

Malcolm In The Middle (2000-2006)

[wonderlandweird]

Good Omens (2019)

[watersho3s-deactivated20240606]

[omghotmemes]

fear me

[evaunit-69]

[retired-cheyyyguy]

random pages from the Jojoveller

[weirdchristmas]

[monkeywiki]

limp biscuit

[retired-cheyyyguy]

I bought the jojoveller and my feral brain wants to unbind this bad boy and start taping these drawings to my walls

[mingot-studios]

is it in english?

[retired-cheyyyguy]

all japanese 😔 but the pics are sick

[catasters]

[daily-self-depreciation]

[retired-cheyyyguy]

I bought the jojoveller and my feral brain wants to unbind this bad boy and start taping these drawings to my walls

[mbrainspaz]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

[sushinfood]

Finally, Someone Understands

[godandgaming]

Now THAT’S suspisus

[chibird]

Maybe some of you are in a place where you need to hear these things. Trust me, it does turn out okay. 💛

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[narwhalsarefalling]

rb this one instead of the one amazon stole without credit

[retired-cheyyyguy]

cool stuff I found on my 5am walk