buraco de rato

yeah you read the title 😎 vulgo rat hole (she/her)

[retlasute]

Welcome!

A Short Introduction

Good morning or good evening (I don't believe in good afternoon)

I am Retlasute and honestly I have never used tumblr in my life, so you can expect a lot of gaffes from me

I write mostly for the JJBA fandom and am more focused on reader-insert. I started posting my works at AO3 (my nickname there is the same as here) and being honest I have a very well-defined comfort zone that consists of hot Jojo cowboys and I created this tumblr to get out of this bubble and write things that the readers suggest (BUT I WILL GLADLY WRITE ANYTHING OF SBR)

For sure there will be many things here that will be the first time I will write about, but I will try my best.

literally me serving your fanfics☝

Topics I'm Willing To Write

• For now I give exclusivity to the JJBA fandom • Reader-insert, of course • Any kind of AU (as long as it is specified) • Ships as long as they are not problematic • I can write from Phantom Blood to Steel Ball Run (haven't read JJL yet, sorry) • Fluff • Angst • Female, male, and gender neutral reader • NSFW • Drabbles • Headcanons And a bunch more

Things I'm NOT Willing To Write

• NSFW of underage characters • Non-consensual • Ageplay • Incest • Pregnancy And a whole bunch more

Additional Things

I am currently working on two Steel Ball Run longfics and plan to post them here in addition to the requests, so as I add more stuff here I will update this post

- Turbinio (AO3)

- In The Rich Man's World

- Gyro/Johnny Headcanons - Sleeping and Cuddling

- Change Partners - Gyro/Diego

- Robert E. O. Speedwagon - NSFW Headcanons

- Gyro/Johnny Headcanons - Collector friend

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Rock watching us making bows like 🤨🤨🧐

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Things your writer does midweek before writing

+Galak farting

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Im so fucking scared Haaland is going to kill my boys Vini and Ney

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VAI BRASIL PORRAAAAAA

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

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Good morning with my bro Perigosão

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With Ponan, Berinjela and Mexerica too

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Good morning with my bro Perigosão

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Happy pride month from me and the deranged state Witch Hat Atelier has left me in 🌿

[ilovebruno]

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Turbinio and itrmw will be updated soon. This is how I currently have to revise the chapters, with my fella Billy supervising

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I'm going to start posting here more frequently and sharing some interesting facts and discarded excerpts from my works from when I was writing them. This is to help me stay more organized (and in case you want to interact too) I'm creating two tags for each fanfic and tracking them with the SBR and JoJo tags. Now that I'm revisiting my collection, I want to share some things with you guysss

[ilovebruno]

Swapped them this time

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Im so fucking stupid

I was catching up on my works and just found this sequence

[gutsssee]

‘angels in the architecture, spinning to infinity’

somewhere in the midwest:

the title is from paul simon’s ‘call me al.’ that song is very part 5 to me, but this particular lyric is my favorite and fits here very well.

apologies for the ending i seem to need to add a post canon scene with johnny and the coffin in every comic ive made so far.. this is also my trojan horse of sneaking interpretations of gyro and johnny’s individual complexities into lovey dovey slop.

i enjoyed making this and had a brainworm about it til i could complete it, so please enjoy!

[ilovebruno]

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Hello my dears, I'm alive ✨✨✨

I went through some rather life-threatening situations, with animals and with people. I lost some vision in my left eye from a bamboo splinter, dislocated three fingers on my hand and lost a toenail, in addition to suffering several snake bites. BUT I AM OK ❤️❤️❤️❤️ AND IM BACK GUYS

💥💥💥💥💥WITH A LAPTOP 💥💥💥💥💥💥 SO I CAN FINALLY WRITE SILLY COWBOY ROMANCE AGAIN

By the way, I escaped from that farm and now I'm back with my partner

💥💥💥💥💥DOIN COOL BEACH COWBOY STUFF AGAIN 💥💥💥💥💥

Also i did cut my hair and now we have 8 HORSES 🫪🫪🫪🫪

I brought my 4 cats, my dog, and my guinea pig with me. Adding to the 5 cats here, I'm taking care of 19 animals 💥💥💥 im still fucked BUT IN A COOL AND HAPPY WAY 💥💥💥

DRINKING CAIPIRINHA ON THE BEACH IN RANDOWS TUESDAYS 💥💥💥💥💥💥

We also rescued this little skinny fella

💥💥💥💥💥I AM FUCKING BACK💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

WAIT FOR UPDATES I NEED TO SEE WHERE I LEFT OFF IN TURBINIO AND ITRMW 💥💥💥💥 I LOVE YOU GUYS THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SUPPORT💥❤️❤️💥❤️❤️💥❤️💥❤️💥❤️💥❤️💥💥❤️💥❤️💥❤️❤️💥❤️💥