simon

[retro-exists]

THE SIDE BLOG IS REEAAALLL!!!!

simon's pinball corner

side blog to post about pinball

[drill-teeth-art]

Music makes him gain control.

[sewnk1n]

Eminem they just bombed loot lake we gotta get outta here before the zero point explodes

Bi curious Eminem during the end event: Before this world ends I might touch a penis or boob/ Maybe then I might just like dudes

[drill-teeth-art]

Da Doctor 🦷🦷🦷

[haveyouplayedthispinball]

Have you played this pinball?

Medusa (Bally, 1981)

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 5, 2024

[retro-exists]

I've always wanted to play this game, the zipper flippers are so cool

[sigmactivity]

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

[sigmactivity]

When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”

And I did

He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue

But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”

And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”

[haveyouplayedthispinball]

Different poll than usual, but I'm curious to know...

Where have you played a pinball machine?

An arcade

Chuck E Cheese / Dave & Buster's

Local restaurant / pizzeria

I own them at home

A Pinball Emporium / Event

A combination of above

Someplace else (In Tags)

I've never played pinball / (See Results)

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2024

[haveyouplayedthispinball]

Favorite Pinball featured this week?

Black Knight

Centaur

Freddy: A Nightmare on Elm Street

Pinbot

Voting ended onFeb 7, 2024

Note: You don't have to answer if you've PLAYED them or not, but which one you LIKE best.

[retro-exists]

YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

BLACK KNIGHT AND PINBOT ARE MY TWO FAVORITE MACHINES

[dustyskies747]

⚠️⚠️ CW: Clowns⚠️⚠️

“Hurry hurry hurry step right this way!”

Y’all ever just make an oc inspired by your favorite pinball machine? No? Just me? Ok

This lil cute is inspired by the Hurricane pinball machine made by Williams! (Featured on the right) I fit *every* mechanic that’s on the board on her design, it’s a fun little “find the Easter egg” game! She came out so cute!!

(Fun fact: I actually don’t even like clowns myself 😅)

[retro-exists]

LOOK AT THE. ITS A HURRICANE PINBALL OC OMG LOOK ANOTHER PINBALL OC

[haveyouplayedthispinball]

Have you played this pinball?

Black Knight (Williams, 1980)

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 1, 2024

Fun Facts: Black Knight has the honor of being many a pinball first. It's the first game with a multi-level playing field, first game with "Magna-Save", and first game with faceted inserts in the playfield.

Steve Ritchie provides the voice for the Black Knight. Incidentally, fans of the Mortal Kombat video game, will be happy to know that he also does the voice to the character "Shao Kahn".

[retro-exists]

GRAAAHHHHHHH BLACK KNIGHT GRAAAAHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS MACBINE SO MUCH I LOVE THE VOICE GRGEGRHRGW (biased because I own it)

[haveyouplayedthispinball]

Have you played this Pinball?

PINBOT (Williams, 1986)

Yes

No

Voting ended onJan 28, 2024

Fun Fact: This was the first machine ever that had the entire development team credited on the game (and all were paid sales commissions), at Python Anghelo’s insistence.

[retro-exists]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PINBALL OMG I LOVE PINBOT

[disasteradam]

Hello ultrakill community

[retro-exists]

I smashed yo mama last night

suck my nuts faggot

[modemdjd-deactivated20241014]

trent reznor x vocaloid, or as a vocaloid, or something

it took me a lot to figure out combos of colors i liked but that also incorporated the palettes from the albums in a way where both things worked together... in the end i was only able to incorporate abt 3 albums for each design, think of them as two voicebanks, or mascots or smth i also wanted to add broken and fixed but ultimately the colors didnt mix well im sure in the future ill look back and this and think its cringe but for now i appreciate it for what it is: a really stupid idea with nice execution

[niceinchnails]

[niceinchnails]

I wanna catch you like a jellyfish

[mtfoss]

You bring me closer to Bob

[evilwizard]

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

[the-skringler]

I believe I've just created a hard pic of all time..,,. feel free to screenshot,.,,,.