transhumanism is environmentalism

sapphic druid | compsci || almost human ||

[targetedknowledge]

[modlich-303]

[socialistexan]

Who would have guessed the guys who named their company after the tool the all powerful villain from Lord of the Rings uses to spy on the heroes are like *evil* evil.

[socialistexan]

Like, we already knew, but just coming out and saying it is bonkers.

[socialistexan]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[satanfemme]

morning affirmations:

I will succeed because I'm fucking crazy

I will succeed because I'm fucking crazy

if you can't kill me, what are you worth

I don't care

I will succeed because I'm crazy

[mariacallous]

[nextlevelsmp3]

[cilantrhoes]

[systlin]

So, at work, we got an Amazon delivery yesterday. The delivery driver dropped their driver's license in the parking lot and we found it after she left, and I was like. Okay, I will look her up and call her to let her know where it is. Couldn't find a phone number, okay, most people use cell numbers. Maybe I can find her on facebook, no facebook, you know what good for you lady.

No problem. I will call the local Amazon distribution warehouse to let them know that the delivery driver who delivered to us at 10 AM dropped her license and it is safe she can come get it.

Eight hours of trying off and on and now on the next day, I have determined that attempting to talk to a real fucking person who gives a shit there is less possible than an actual fucking unicorn appearing in our parking lot and taking me on a magical adventure. If I am directed to an AI customer service agent one more time I am going to SCREAM.

I'm going to just mail it to her but rn screaming crying throwing up I JUST WANT TO GET THIS LADY HER LICENSE BACK.

[techdragon59]

I work at Amazon and it’s getting bad there with AI and HR. Last year they were actively reducing HR and asked management to direct people to the AI HR when possible. There is no longer HR on weekends and nights longer has coverage after 2/3 am. Last month they also directed that all HR will be helping cover up to 3 other building as well. They have definitely been directly targeting them across the board to see what they can get away with.

[systlin]

Literally made this post because I was so horrified at the attempt to interact with a human being agressively rebuffed by the automated system again and again and just steered relentlessly to their stupid AI customer service that just wants to ask if I need any help with items in my recent order and nothing else. (I DON'T HAVE A RECENT ORDER DAMMIT)

Tried HR and just got an AI bot too, and gave up. I never even actually managed to speak to a human. Absolutely horrible experience, and anyone who has to deal with that daily for a paycheck to keep bills paid has my sympathy.

[fuckblast]

It's been years and I still haven't found a single sentence on Wikipedia I like more than this one. and quickly learned how to breakdance. The simple statement. Action, result, reaction. White boy stuns latinos. Quickly. His white ass got there and said I need to have something to keep me from being All the White People, and I'm clearly not a boy of combative strength. Breakdancing bluelinked as the perfect little punctuation, reminding you that it is a rich art and sport, making you consider the sort of undertaking that would be. I like this sentence more than some Beck songs.

[segamascott]

[duskargentum]

I think quite possibly my favorite line from GLaDOS in all of the media she's been in is "Federal regulations require me to inform you that this next test chamber... Is lookin' pretty good."

She sounds so smug and pleased with herself

[duskargentum]

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[captain-price-returns]

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

Every day the most pathetic man on Earth does or says something to make himself evenmore pathetic than he already was.

Keep going, bro. Lock in. Just keep posting and eventually the internet will think you're cool and we'll quit making fun of your cars that explode and spaceships that explode. Prommy.

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

i just fucked the great pyramid of giza

egyptian government wasn't watching so i made love to it so sensually

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away

[yugirimistwalker]

i tried drawing this iconic post 😊

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

looks great!

[8nin]

do you guys ever like forget you’re interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go “oh wait i’m like crazy crazy about this yeah”

[kingcatnine]

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

[afreemanlearns]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]