RetroSpectisLame

just your local bisexual he/they living life. i like screaming whatevers at the top of my head into the void and listening to the sounds that bounce back it's enrichment to me

[retrospectislame]

art account if you wanna go see that:

@retros-artandstuff

[retrospectislame]

"im so glad I dont have the same issues that a lot of other eldest daughters have! 😊" I said with joys

little did I know... the horrors....

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[collision-ant]

Scratch, you can't run from the call of dad. Caine is actively sprinting at you

Also, the temptation to name this au Raising Caine- asefsdfaw Open to any AU name suggestions

[3liza]

quora is one of the most terrifying social networks on earth which i think is why all the most powerful posters can be found there

[3liza]

bless this woman Bonnie Wingate. this little piece of short nonfiction brings tears to my eyes every time i stop to read it through

[retrospectislame]

i wish i could just come out as transmasc already

i wish i could just say "hey guess what, im actually a dude!" and have it be like not a big deal

i wish people would just be like "oh ok." and move on

i wish it wasnt such a crime for me to exist

i wish i didnt have to live in secret, the only person that actually knows me being myself

i wish i didnt have to wish these things

[retrospectislame]

loved zootopia 2 holy shittttf

[demermio]

Distraction

[depsidase]

[redstonedust]

i am a slut for "thing that was a silly joke in the beginning of the story is later recontextualized as actually kind of fucked up" . especially when its a longrunning series and you can tell its a product of the author re-assessing the writing of their younger self. chefs kiss.

[axels-fandoms]

Prev tagged this sanders sides and I'm not okay about that

[retrospectislame]

Kyles are so funny I wish I knew a Kyle

[retrospectislame]

OMG I KNOW A KYLE NOW AND HE IS INDEED FUNNY

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[retrospectislame]

sometimes you're the losing dog and other times you're the one betting on them but honestly being either kinda just sucks

[frontmansdefender]

people saying “don’t use your full government name for your ao3”, “create different emails for work and personal use” but personally I think it’s both sad and dystopian how capitalism/companies/even schools think they have the rights to cross your personal boundaries and insert themselves into your personal life. like, I get it, safety wise, why checking digital footprints can be important sometimes. but a gay fanfiction is not a fucking threat that could ever cause anybody harm. it’s funny (not really, it’s still sad and dystopian) how they now think they can control your personal life and prevent you from having hobbies

[king-nyx]

The self awareness of Sanders Sides is genuinely one of the best things about the series and it's because it's made by a guy who's self aware that the premise of his series is batshit crazy.

This man is maladaptive daydreaming the way people have never maladaptive daydreamed before. He's pulling scientific articles for this shit. One aspect of his self gave another aspect of himself trust issues. Three aspects of his self gave trust issues and unknown traumas to one aspect of his self and then that trust was rebuild by three different aspects of his self

[herdofnerd]

One of those cunts casually used the yerkes dodson curve as a point to combat with this man’s moral dilemmas.

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[shrimphat22]

it him

[nebula-of-esteem-deactivated201]

I’ll blog it just because people need to see this cat, but let’s hope I get luck too.

[lokahjarta]

i reblogged this yesterday and today my mom paid for pedicures and dinner for my fiancé and i out of the blue 💁

[mrshamill]

I’m waiting for some news, let it be good this time!

[riverrrrunredd]

🤞🤞🤞🤞

[retrospectislame]

at the end of the day, it all ties back to sander sides