The Ex President

A c!schlatt dsmp roleplay blog Please DNI if you support Wilbur or the Dream Team. Feel free to send in asks as their characters but I do not support the irl people.

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Intro Post

My name is Jay Schlatt. A lot of people might remember me from Manburg.

Father to Tubbo.

Younger brother of Puffy.

Ex husband of Quackity.

Dating/childhood friends with Wilbur.*

Ask questions or talk to me.

(OOC: I also post art here fairly often)

OOC

Rules/things to know: I am not a minor, I might talk about topics like sex or violence but I will tag everything as such and add trigger warnings when necessary.

This should be obvious but please do not flirt with me, the actual person behind the account, or ask personal questions.

Absolutely do not interact if you support cc!Wilbur Soot or cc!dream team. I am perfectly fine with their characters, c!Wilbur is one of my favorites, but I do not support the irl people.

Please also do not support if you are a pro/poppy shipper. This doesnt include things like Tubbo/Ranboo or Tommy/Purpled. I mean things like Dream/Tommy and other ships of that nature. It makes me very uncomfortable.

Lore for this au (all subject to change as new things develop):

Schlatt was revived by Quackity and given a job as a bartender in Las Nevadas (this was because Q had some residual feelings left for Schlatt and also as a way to mock him). After being alone in limbo for what was for him 15 years, he’s trying to be a somewhat better person and stay sober.

Wilbur and Schlatt were childhood friends and did actually have crushes on each other that they never did anything about. They had a falling out though for several reasons but a big one was Schlatt having Tubbo after a one night stand. Schlatt moved away with Tubbo after he was born but when Tubbo was about 8 Schlatt fell on really hard times and gave Tubbo up to his old friend Wilbur, as a way of making sure his son would continue to be able to eat and have a roof over his head.

Now that Schlatt and Wilbur have both been revived they’ve been reconnecting and becoming friends again, and now dating*

*Romantic sweaterduo is either made up myself or are RP with @tragedy-with-a-melody , interactions with other c!wilbur accounts are platonic

[reese-cant-write]

When, through reasons, you meet young versions of your parents/significant adults in your life.

20ish years old clingyduo vs 16-17ish years old sweaterduo.

Found an alternative to drawing backgrounds :D . I actually love how this turned out. I don’t think I’ve really drawn clingyduo before.

Slightly alternative version where Wil has a stuffed dog from an rp @tragedy-with-a-melody and we’re doing :3

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

Schlatt didn’t have to go far to pick Wil up for their date, considering they did live together, just down the hall to ask if he was ready to go.

Schlatt wore a silky, midnight blue button down and black pants and jacket to match. He had a pair of gold caps on the ends of his large horns, and his watch along with a few rings.

He knocked on the bedroom door “Can I come in?”

-🐏🥀🥃

"Yeah, sure, nothin' you ain't seen before ehehe" he turned his head over his shoulder to call out through the door.

Wil was wearing dark brown flared slacks and was donned in most of his nature themed jewelry, to blend in with the locals of course. He didn't have a shirt on yet, but he had a deep sage green tweed jacket set aside on the bed to go along with the slacks. The long scars in the middle of his back seemed more irritated than usual. It was leaned in front of a mirror on the dresser still applying some makeup. Wil wiped away the running eyeliner with a tissue as he had nearly poked his watery eye, "Ugghhh.. I don't know what shirt to wear. I just want to look good for our anniversary, y'know?"

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Schlatt chuckled as he entered the room, walking over to his boyfriend and pressing a kiss behind his ear. “You’re going to look gorgeous no matter what.” He flirted an assured. Schlatt took a step back to admire what parts of the outfit Wil had already put together. In doing so he also noted the irritated scars, wondering if perhaps Wil had rubbed against something. “Maybe a cream colored or light brown shirt if you have something like that?” It wasn’t very often that they got the chance to dress up nice and Schlatt was excited for the chance

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

Wil watched the man approach him in the mirror and leaned back into him as the nape of its neck was kissed. A hum left sol as a soft smile pulled at solari's lips. "You are way too kind, my ambrosia. Thank you so much. You look very suave yourself."

Noticing Schlatt wanted to take a better look at him he did a few poses. He batted his eyelashes playfully, and arched his back as he stretched, but stretching caused an odd twinge of pain in his back. Wilson hissed through his teeth as quiet as possible so as to not make Schlatt worry.

"I should be able to find a good cream color shirt or two." Getting distracted from his makeup he moved to the closet to fish out a shirt that would best fit the jacket. "Man, I hope the food is good, I'm praying they don't overuse truffle oil in everything. I wouldn't mind truffle salt or just shaved truffle, feels sort of par for the course given that we are going to 'fungus land', but no one uses truffle oil properly. I hope they have other fancy mushrooms. I haven't had a morel or oyster mushroom in far too long. Did you know that oyster mushrooms are carnivorous?" Wilson had gone on many a rant about fungus to Schlatt before, so he had become comfortable talking about things of the like without worrying that the other would think of him as weird for it.

Finally he pulled out a somewhat light peach colored dress shirt and held it out to Schlatt, "Ah-ha, here. What do you think of this? Not exactly what I had in mind though. I can't remember, I have a green tie somewhere, right? Gah– I'm sorry I'm taking forever to get ready."

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He gave a small laugh “I am not too kind to you. I treat you as well as I can and I gave you a very true compliment.” He pressed another kiss, this time to Wil’s cheek. “Thank you dove” Schlatt tilted his head slightly to watch the room’s light glint off the gold jewelry

He watched stel pose but did catch the way star hissed in pain. “Your back been bothering you?” Schlatt had not been given a super detailed version of the story, but he knew what had happened for the twin scars to appear. He’d also known Wil long enough to remember a time before the scars.

Schlatt sat down at the end of their bed while Wil dug through the closet. He far from minded the rant, both of them were inclined to go on tangents at times. “It should be good, I haven’t heard any complaints. I’d be surprised if they didn’t have any other kinds of nice mushrooms, it’s pretty much their whole shtick. I didn’t know that. How’s that supposed to work?”

“That’d look good, if you’ve got something else in mind pull it out too.” He said with an approving nod “I remember you having a green tie at one point; it should still be in there. You’re fine, toots, we don’t have to go for a little bit”

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

"Doesn't mean I'm used to it just yet." Wil turned his head to give him a peck on the lips. "Of course, my rammy."

Wil smiled with closed eyes, "Just a bit, don't worry about me. It's been aching since I woke up. Just one of those days, y'know?" He rolled his shoulders, trying to stretch out the pain.

"That's what I'm sayin'! If they don't have at least two kinds of mushrooms I'm gonna fist fight the chef in the parking lot."

Wilson shifts his weight repeatedly to sway like he did back when he had a tail. "They're covered in a digestive slime to kill microscopic roundworms called nematodes. A third of the nematode species are parasitic, so I would imagine the oyster mushrooms are beneficial in that regard of reducing parasites."

"Ah, I found it," Wil also pulled out an eggshell white long sleeve ruffle shirt and set the shirts side by side. His green tie was hooked on his wrist. "I figured this other shirt was too much, like helloo, the 70s called.. Although, I figured I might be able to get away with it considering we're blowing through hippietown. I am glad we have a little time beforehand, sweetheart. When did we make the reservation again?"

[revived-ram]

“Well get used to it” Schlatt teased, returning the kiss

“Need me to get you something for it? We’re gonna be walking around a lot.” Old battle wounds, injuries not 100% healed by revival, and other chronic pains meant that the revived men’s household rarely lacked some form of pain medicine or health potion.

“Hah it’d be a fitting way for us to spend our anniversary at least. Pretty sure "Wil and Jay vs whatever poor fuck wronged them" could be the title of a few different chapters in our lives”

Schlatt smiled as he watched Wil, it was nice seeing them get so excited to talk about something. “Huh, sounds like a good one to keep around. You said they’re fine for us to eat though?”

He stood up to get a better look at the two shirt, then shrugged. “It’s a little retro, but I doubt you’ll stick that much. It might go better with the greens too. The reservations for seven; I figured we might take a walk around for a bit afterwards”

[revived-ram]

Happy pride, my moonlight! [Big cartoonish smooch] I love you soo much! :3

– T-w-a-m 🖊🌹

Heh, happy pride to you too, angel. I love you too

[revived-ram]

Jay pre-transition: This gay little theater kid likes me... #what does that mean

Wil: ... Hey have you ever thought about cutting your hair? You look good with long hair, but I'm just wondering if you ever thought about it? Did you know I cut my own hair? Techno helps me dye it. I can cut your hair for you if you want me to. My hair used to be super long, and then one day I wanted it all cut off.

(Just a silly idea I had)

~ T-w-a-m

Jay, who has 100% thought about just chopping all his hair off: um, yeah, yeah I’ve considered it once or twice.. easier to manage maybe. Yours looks good though, wouldn’t’ve guess you did it yourself

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

Wil: Naturally.... Oh yeah, for sure, for sure. It's made washing my hair so much less of a hassle, my curls tangle very easily, and I have saved soo much on conditioner. Awwwh, thank you! You think so?.. I was tired of going to the salon and being disappointed every time when my hair had not come out the way I imagined. I just think about cutting my hair like sculpting with scissors kinda. The angle of the scissors and how you hold strands of your hair is pretty important... When you imagine your hair short, what would you want it to look like?

[revived-ram]

Jay: I’ve had that problem before,anymore I just tell them to take a couple inches off every now and again, anything else and I come out with something completely random. Haven’t tried doing it myself, not since I was a little kid with safety scissors at least. Ha, got in so much trouble for that.

*he motions to the hair tie keeping his hair in a ponytail* eh, probably about there? Just to see what it’d looks like

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

Wil: Bro, no way, I got in so much trouble for that too–though I just cut off a singular curl. I just wanted to see what the curl at the back of my head looked like, and I'm sure Phil & Tech still have that shit in a little box somewhere. Techno broke the handle of some kitchen shears on a ponytail trying to cut my hair short for the first time. The shears didn't cut all the way through so I was stuck with a shitty half bob until Techno booked a hair appointment. I walked out of the salon looking like Ellen™️ even though I showed the stylist a picture of NOT that. Dude, I cried so hard afterwards. Even as a kid I hated getting my hair cut, I mean I practically had a fear of it, then I realized a few things about I want to be perceived. I think part of my fear of salons was the fear of change, that one always gets me when I least expect it. My hair used to go past my back at one point, I was trying to grow it as long as possible, then I realized I was significantly happier with it shorter. It's funny how my hair will get longer again and I won't even realize how it affected my mood until I cut it again. The first time I saw my hair the way I imagined, I sobbed happy tears, no joke.

[Wil takes mental note of the length he wants it cut to.] Below or above the hair tie? Would you like the sides shorter than the top?.. I can cut it now if you want me to? I just need a comb, and some sharp scissors. I can sharpen some if need be. I think you would look really awesome with short hair.

[revived-ram]

Jay: My hair kept getting in my face and stuck around my horns while I was playing so I hacked it off real short. I was grounded for two weeks; I’m pretty sure even my sister got in trouble for that because she didn’t stop me. Ended up with something like a pixie cut from them trying to even it out. Ma put so many bows in my hair until it grew back, I look like one of those creepy dolls in half the pictures from that year. Man they did you so dirty, I’d cry too if I walked out of a salon looking like Ellen. I guess your perception thing worked, I can’t imagine you looking much different than you do. I get that though, I think, wanting to be seen a certain way.

Above the hair tie and just a little shorter on the sides. Oh! ..Nah i shouldn’t. I mean I’d let you, I’m sure it’d look good, but my parents would be so mad if I cut my hair that short. I can’t go much shorter than this without Ma getting all pissed off.

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

Wil: Oh gods, yeah, that would piss me off too if I had horns. Getting grounded two weeks for fucking up your own cut is crazy. Damn, your sister too? I think I was a toddler when I did that Tlaloc liked to put a lot of bows in my hair too when he did my hair and said it was too much of a mess when it was down. Of course every day I came back home my hair was down or ruined. Trust and believe, after the Ellen cut I made a big fuss about getting my hair cut again. Really, you really think so? I liked my long hair, but I just wasn't happy with my appearance while it was long. I couldn't place the feeling at the time, but my haircut changed the way I felt about my face. I actually started feeling like I wasn't really ugly anymore and like my face actually started to belong to me. Turns out dysphoria can really alter how you percieve your own face. I mean I still feel a lot of dysphoria about my face, but it's significantly less now.

Fuck what your parents want, dude, like they know anything about what looks good on you in your opinion? You can fully blame me and say I pranked you while you were sleeping over at my place. I'm totally willing to take the fall for that. Plus, I'm cute, how mad can they get? Or.... this may be a dumb idea, but what if I cut it shorter a little every time we hang out until we get to the length you want it at? Ripping the bandaid off and using plausible deniability might be your best bet I think.

[revived-ram]

Eh, my parents are big fans of group punishment. Getting grounded isn’t that big a deal, happens all the time. Besides, we’re basically free to do whatever when they’re gone. I’m sure you looked good with the long hair, but I think the short hair suits you. *Jay didn’t say much while Wil talked about his dysphoria, but listened with an oddly thoughtful look*

Pranked me by giving me a full haircut that I stayed asleep the entire time for, huh? You’d be surprised, it’s not hard to make them mad. …fuck it, yeah let’s cut it now. I expect you to come see me when i inevitably get shit for this though. *he stood up and grabbed Wil’s hand, pulling him to stand as well* c’mon, where do you wanna do this?

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

Wil: Ugh that's ridiculous. Phil or Tech try often to ground me, but I manage to guilt trip them out of getting grounded about a third of the time like– hey if you're gonna guilt trip me don't be surprised when I start using your techniques. Also.... I kinda just usually don't listen anymore once they tell me what's restricted. Ah– thank you, I think it does too. [A flustered smile sprawled across Wilson's face.]

... Yes. I don't know if surprised would be the word I would use. What other friends pretend to like them as well as I do? Everyone's parents like me, forever being told what an old soul I am, little do they usually know.... [Wil tilts its head to the side, trying to figure out what Jay is thinking.] Yay! Oh, of course of course, why wouldn't I? You couldn't separate us with a marble chisel. [There's a warm feeling in Wil's chest, his grip in his tightens, and he smiles wider.] Uhhhhmm I was thinking the kitchen would be the easiest to sweep. We need to pull up a chair for you to sit in. Also a towel so the hair doesn't stick to your back.

[revived-ram]

Jay: damn I wish that worked on my parents. I can sometimes get Ma to feel bad and go easy on me, but most of the time I just wait until they’re not around to do what I want. Half the time they take my things it’s just sitting in their room or the office. I don’t know why they haven’t just given up yet, I haven’t changed yet I’m not going to. No problem man.

*he couldn’t do much more than shrug at that*. That’s true, they do think you like them, and you did manage to get them to like you more than they like other people I’ve brought over. *a smile spread over his face as he heard the words.* I’m gonna hold you to that. *Jay helped Wil grab the towel and scissors, eventually finding himself sitting in the middle of Wil’s kitchen* alright, I trust you. Do whatever you think will look good, just please don’t give me a buzzcut

[revived-ram]

Jay pre-transition: This gay little theater kid likes me... #what does that mean

Wil: ... Hey have you ever thought about cutting your hair? You look good with long hair, but I'm just wondering if you ever thought about it? Did you know I cut my own hair? Techno helps me dye it. I can cut your hair for you if you want me to. My hair used to be super long, and then one day I wanted it all cut off.

(Just a silly idea I had)

~ T-w-a-m

Jay, who has 100% thought about just chopping all his hair off: um, yeah, yeah I’ve considered it once or twice.. easier to manage maybe. Yours looks good though, wouldn’t’ve guess you did it yourself

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

Wil: Naturally.... Oh yeah, for sure, for sure. It's made washing my hair so much less of a hassle, my curls tangle very easily, and I have saved soo much on conditioner. Awwwh, thank you! You think so?.. I was tired of going to the salon and being disappointed every time when my hair had not come out the way I imagined. I just think about cutting my hair like sculpting with scissors kinda. The angle of the scissors and how you hold strands of your hair is pretty important... When you imagine your hair short, what would you want it to look like?

[revived-ram]

Jay: I’ve had that problem before,anymore I just tell them to take a couple inches off every now and again, anything else and I come out with something completely random. Haven’t tried doing it myself, not since I was a little kid with safety scissors at least. Ha, got in so much trouble for that.

*he motions to the hair tie keeping his hair in a ponytail* eh, probably about there? Just to see what it’d looks like

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

Wil: Bro, no way, I got in so much trouble for that too–though I just cut off a singular curl. I just wanted to see what the curl at the back of my head looked like, and I'm sure Phil & Tech still have that shit in a little box somewhere. Techno broke the handle of some kitchen shears on a ponytail trying to cut my hair short for the first time. The shears didn't cut all the way through so I was stuck with a shitty half bob until Techno booked a hair appointment. I walked out of the salon looking like Ellen™️ even though I showed the stylist a picture of NOT that. Dude, I cried so hard afterwards. Even as a kid I hated getting my hair cut, I mean I practically had a fear of it, then I realized a few things about I want to be perceived. I think part of my fear of salons was the fear of change, that one always gets me when I least expect it. My hair used to go past my back at one point, I was trying to grow it as long as possible, then I realized I was significantly happier with it shorter. It's funny how my hair will get longer again and I won't even realize how it affected my mood until I cut it again. The first time I saw my hair the way I imagined, I sobbed happy tears, no joke.

[Wil takes mental note of the length he wants it cut to.] Below or above the hair tie? Would you like the sides shorter than the top?.. I can cut it now if you want me to? I just need a comb, and some sharp scissors. I can sharpen some if need be. I think you would look really awesome with short hair.

[revived-ram]

Jay: My hair kept getting in my face and stuck around my horns while I was playing so I hacked it off real short. I was grounded for two weeks; I’m pretty sure even my sister got in trouble for that because she didn’t stop me. Ended up with something like a pixie cut from them trying to even it out. Ma put so many bows in my hair until it grew back, I look like one of those creepy dolls in half the pictures from that year. Man they did you so dirty, I’d cry too if I walked out of a salon looking like Ellen. I guess your perception thing worked, I can’t imagine you looking much different than you do. I get that though, I think, wanting to be seen a certain way.

Above the hair tie and just a little shorter on the sides. Oh! ..Nah i shouldn’t. I mean I’d let you, I’m sure it’d look good, but my parents would be so mad if I cut my hair that short. I can’t go much shorter than this without Ma getting all pissed off.

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

Wil: Oh gods, yeah, that would piss me off too if I had horns. Getting grounded two weeks for fucking up your own cut is crazy. Damn, your sister too? I think I was a toddler when I did that Tlaloc liked to put a lot of bows in my hair too when he did my hair and said it was too much of a mess when it was down. Of course every day I came back home my hair was down or ruined. Trust and believe, after the Ellen cut I made a big fuss about getting my hair cut again. Really, you really think so? I liked my long hair, but I just wasn't happy with my appearance while it was long. I couldn't place the feeling at the time, but my haircut changed the way I felt about my face. I actually started feeling like I wasn't really ugly anymore and like my face actually started to belong to me. Turns out dysphoria can really alter how you percieve your own face. I mean I still feel a lot of dysphoria about my face, but it's significantly less now.

Fuck what your parents want, dude, like they know anything about what looks good on you in your opinion? You can fully blame me and say I pranked you while you were sleeping over at my place. I'm totally willing to take the fall for that. Plus, I'm cute, how mad can they get? Or.... this may be a dumb idea, but what if I cut it shorter a little every time we hang out until we get to the length you want it at? Ripping the bandaid off and using plausible deniability might be your best bet I think.

[revived-ram]

Eh, my parents are big fans of group punishment. Getting grounded isn’t that big a deal, happens all the time. Besides, we’re basically free to do whatever when they’re gone. I’m sure you looked good with the long hair, but I think the short hair suits you. *Jay didn’t say much while Wil talked about his dysphoria, but listened with an oddly thoughtful look*

Pranked me by giving me a full haircut that I stayed asleep the entire time for, huh? You’d be surprised, it’s not hard to make them mad. …fuck it, yeah let’s cut it now. I expect you to come see me when i inevitably get shit for this though. *he stood up and grabbed Wil’s hand, pulling him to stand as well* c’mon, where do you wanna do this?

[revived-ram]

Jay pre-transition: This gay little theater kid likes me... #what does that mean

Wil: ... Hey have you ever thought about cutting your hair? You look good with long hair, but I'm just wondering if you ever thought about it? Did you know I cut my own hair? Techno helps me dye it. I can cut your hair for you if you want me to. My hair used to be super long, and then one day I wanted it all cut off.

(Just a silly idea I had)

~ T-w-a-m

Jay, who has 100% thought about just chopping all his hair off: um, yeah, yeah I’ve considered it once or twice.. easier to manage maybe. Yours looks good though, wouldn’t’ve guess you did it yourself

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

Wil: Naturally.... Oh yeah, for sure, for sure. It's made washing my hair so much less of a hassle, my curls tangle very easily, and I have saved soo much on conditioner. Awwwh, thank you! You think so?.. I was tired of going to the salon and being disappointed every time when my hair had not come out the way I imagined. I just think about cutting my hair like sculpting with scissors kinda. The angle of the scissors and how you hold strands of your hair is pretty important... When you imagine your hair short, what would you want it to look like?

[revived-ram]

Jay: I’ve had that problem before,anymore I just tell them to take a couple inches off every now and again, anything else and I come out with something completely random. Haven’t tried doing it myself, not since I was a little kid with safety scissors at least. Ha, got in so much trouble for that.

*he motions to the hair tie keeping his hair in a ponytail* eh, probably about there? Just to see what it’d looks like

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

Wil: Bro, no way, I got in so much trouble for that too–though I just cut off a singular curl. I just wanted to see what the curl at the back of my head looked like, and I'm sure Phil & Tech still have that shit in a little box somewhere. Techno broke the handle of some kitchen shears on a ponytail trying to cut my hair short for the first time. The shears didn't cut all the way through so I was stuck with a shitty half bob until Techno booked a hair appointment. I walked out of the salon looking like Ellen™️ even though I showed the stylist a picture of NOT that. Dude, I cried so hard afterwards. Even as a kid I hated getting my hair cut, I mean I practically had a fear of it, then I realized a few things about I want to be perceived. I think part of my fear of salons was the fear of change, that one always gets me when I least expect it. My hair used to go past my back at one point, I was trying to grow it as long as possible, then I realized I was significantly happier with it shorter. It's funny how my hair will get longer again and I won't even realize how it affected my mood until I cut it again. The first time I saw my hair the way I imagined, I sobbed happy tears, no joke.

[Wil takes mental note of the length he wants it cut to.] Below or above the hair tie? Would you like the sides shorter than the top?.. I can cut it now if you want me to? I just need a comb, and some sharp scissors. I can sharpen some if need be. I think you would look really awesome with short hair.

[revived-ram]

Jay: My hair kept getting in my face and stuck around my horns while I was playing so I hacked it off real short. I was grounded for two weeks; I’m pretty sure even my sister got in trouble for that because she didn’t stop me. Ended up with something like a pixie cut from them trying to even it out. Ma put so many bows in my hair until it grew back, I look like one of those creepy dolls in half the pictures from that year. Man they did you so dirty, I’d cry too if I walked out of a salon looking like Ellen. I guess your perception thing worked, I can’t imagine you looking much different than you do. I get that though, I think, wanting to be seen a certain way.

Above the hair tie and just a little shorter on the sides. Oh! ..Nah i shouldn’t. I mean I’d let you, I’m sure it’d look good, but my parents would be so mad if I cut my hair that short. I can’t go much shorter than this without Ma getting all pissed off.

[revived-ram]

Jay pre-transition: This gay little theater kid likes me... #what does that mean

Wil: ... Hey have you ever thought about cutting your hair? You look good with long hair, but I'm just wondering if you ever thought about it? Did you know I cut my own hair? Techno helps me dye it. I can cut your hair for you if you want me to. My hair used to be super long, and then one day I wanted it all cut off.

(Just a silly idea I had)

~ T-w-a-m

Jay, who has 100% thought about just chopping all his hair off: um, yeah, yeah I’ve considered it once or twice.. easier to manage maybe. Yours looks good though, wouldn’t’ve guess you did it yourself

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

Wil: Naturally.... Oh yeah, for sure, for sure. It's made washing my hair so much less of a hassle, my curls tangle very easily, and I have saved soo much on conditioner. Awwwh, thank you! You think so?.. I was tired of going to the salon and being disappointed every time when my hair had not come out the way I imagined. I just think about cutting my hair like sculpting with scissors kinda. The angle of the scissors and how you hold strands of your hair is pretty important... When you imagine your hair short, what would you want it to look like?

[revived-ram]

Jay: I’ve had that problem before,anymore I just tell them to take a couple inches off every now and again, anything else and I come out with something completely random. Haven’t tried doing it myself, not since I was a little kid with safety scissors at least. Ha, got in so much trouble for that.

*he motions to the hair tie keeping his hair in a ponytail* eh, probably about there? Just to see what it’d looks like

[revived-ram]

Jay pre-transition: This gay little theater kid likes me... #what does that mean

Wil: ... Hey have you ever thought about cutting your hair? You look good with long hair, but I'm just wondering if you ever thought about it? Did you know I cut my own hair? Techno helps me dye it. I can cut your hair for you if you want me to. My hair used to be super long, and then one day I wanted it all cut off.

(Just a silly idea I had)

~ T-w-a-m

Jay, who has 100% thought about just chopping all his hair off: um, yeah, yeah I’ve considered it once or twice.. easier to manage maybe. Yours looks good though, wouldn’t’ve guess you did it yourself

[revived-ram]

Do you headcanon c!Schlatt's voice to be different from cc!Schlatt's? If so, what's your voice claim for him?

(OOC)

Ooh that’s a cool question! I typically imagine his voice to be pretty similar to cc!Schlatt’s but with an accent more like the rural part of New York, also having a slight rasp from when c!Quackity shot him in the throat and he lost his 2nd life

[cheezestixk]

Young auntie Puffy babysitting warmup

[revived-ram]

Oh yeah it’s April fools day

Schlatt is a goat hybrid and a 10/10 father who did not continue any generational trauma. His relationship with Quackity is so super healthy and he and Wil are enemies with no more depth to the relationship. He also has a wonderful relationship with his family and totally doesn’t hold any jealousy towards Puffy

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

Schlatt didn’t have to go far to pick Wil up for their date, considering they did live together, just down the hall to ask if he was ready to go.

Schlatt wore a silky, midnight blue button down and black pants and jacket to match. He had a pair of gold caps on the ends of his large horns, and his watch along with a few rings.

He knocked on the bedroom door “Can I come in?”

-🐏🥀🥃

"Yeah, sure, nothin' you ain't seen before ehehe" he turned his head over his shoulder to call out through the door.

Wil was wearing dark brown flared slacks and was donned in most of his nature themed jewelry, to blend in with the locals of course. He didn't have a shirt on yet, but he had a deep sage green tweed jacket set aside on the bed to go along with the slacks. The long scars in the middle of his back seemed more irritated than usual. It was leaned in front of a mirror on the dresser still applying some makeup. Wil wiped away the running eyeliner with a tissue as he had nearly poked his watery eye, "Ugghhh.. I don't know what shirt to wear. I just want to look good for our anniversary, y'know?"

[revived-ram]

Schlatt chuckled as he entered the room, walking over to his boyfriend and pressing a kiss behind his ear. “You’re going to look gorgeous no matter what.” He flirted an assured. Schlatt took a step back to admire what parts of the outfit Wil had already put together. In doing so he also noted the irritated scars, wondering if perhaps Wil had rubbed against something. “Maybe a cream colored or light brown shirt if you have something like that?” It wasn’t very often that they got the chance to dress up nice and Schlatt was excited for the chance

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

Wil watched the man approach him in the mirror and leaned back into him as the nape of its neck was kissed. A hum left sol as a soft smile pulled at solari's lips. "You are way too kind, my ambrosia. Thank you so much. You look very suave yourself."

Noticing Schlatt wanted to take a better look at him he did a few poses. He batted his eyelashes playfully, and arched his back as he stretched, but stretching caused an odd twinge of pain in his back. Wilson hissed through his teeth as quiet as possible so as to not make Schlatt worry.

"I should be able to find a good cream color shirt or two." Getting distracted from his makeup he moved to the closet to fish out a shirt that would best fit the jacket. "Man, I hope the food is good, I'm praying they don't overuse truffle oil in everything. I wouldn't mind truffle salt or just shaved truffle, feels sort of par for the course given that we are going to 'fungus land', but no one uses truffle oil properly. I hope they have other fancy mushrooms. I haven't had a morel or oyster mushroom in far too long. Did you know that oyster mushrooms are carnivorous?" Wilson had gone on many a rant about fungus to Schlatt before, so he had become comfortable talking about things of the like without worrying that the other would think of him as weird for it.

Finally he pulled out a somewhat light peach colored dress shirt and held it out to Schlatt, "Ah-ha, here. What do you think of this? Not exactly what I had in mind though. I can't remember, I have a green tie somewhere, right? Gah– I'm sorry I'm taking forever to get ready."

[revived-ram]

He gave a small laugh “I am not too kind to you. I treat you as well as I can and I gave you a very true compliment.” He pressed another kiss, this time to Wil’s cheek. “Thank you dove” Schlatt tilted his head slightly to watch the room’s light glint off the gold jewelry

He watched stel pose but did catch the way star hissed in pain. “Your back been bothering you?” Schlatt had not been given a super detailed version of the story, but he knew what had happened for the twin scars to appear. He’d also known Wil long enough to remember a time before the scars.

Schlatt sat down at the end of their bed while Wil dug through the closet. He far from minded the rant, both of them were inclined to go on tangents at times. “It should be good, I haven’t heard any complaints. I’d be surprised if they didn’t have any other kinds of nice mushrooms, it’s pretty much their whole shtick. I didn’t know that. How’s that supposed to work?”

“That’d look good, if you’ve got something else in mind pull it out too.” He said with an approving nod “I remember you having a green tie at one point; it should still be in there. You’re fine, toots, we don’t have to go for a little bit”

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

Schlatt didn’t have to go far to pick Wil up for their date, considering they did live together, just down the hall to ask if he was ready to go.

Schlatt wore a silky, midnight blue button down and black pants and jacket to match. He had a pair of gold caps on the ends of his large horns, and his watch along with a few rings.

He knocked on the bedroom door “Can I come in?”

-🐏🥀🥃

"Yeah, sure, nothin' you ain't seen before ehehe" he turned his head over his shoulder to call out through the door.

Wil was wearing dark brown flared slacks and was donned in most of his nature themed jewelry, to blend in with the locals of course. He didn't have a shirt on yet, but he had a deep sage green tweed jacket set aside on the bed to go along with the slacks. The long scars in the middle of his back seemed more irritated than usual. It was leaned in front of a mirror on the dresser still applying some makeup. Wil wiped away the running eyeliner with a tissue as he had nearly poked his watery eye, "Ugghhh.. I don't know what shirt to wear. I just want to look good for our anniversary, y'know?"

[revived-ram]

Schlatt chuckled as he entered the room, walking over to his boyfriend and pressing a kiss behind his ear. “You’re going to look gorgeous no matter what.” He flirted an assured. Schlatt took a step back to admire what parts of the outfit Wil had already put together. In doing so he also noted the irritated scars, wondering if perhaps Wil had rubbed against something. “Maybe a cream colored or light brown shirt if you have something like that?” It wasn’t very often that they got the chance to dress up nice and Schlatt was excited for the chance

[revived-ram]

Hey yourself toots

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

{Ehehe]

{Just wanted to say I love yoouuu!!]

{Also I wanted to ask if we have any plans for our anniversary?]

{Also also when would you consider that we were official?]

[revived-ram]

Love you too. We don’t have any official plans yet. I’ve got a couple ideas I don’t know if you’ve thought about it yet.

We had a kind of informal date in later April, the 27th, but we were talking before that too. I believe that was also the first time we kissed, at least first time since we were teenagers

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

{I don't have any massive plans. At least nothing set in stone yet because I wanted to talk with you about it first. Do we wanna do something where it's just the two of us, or would you like to celebrate at a restaurant or something? I'm fine with either! 💚]

{I mean I don't know if it could be considered a date since it's where I, and now you, work. Though it's very cute that you remembered the specific date of our first kiss as a couple! :3]

{I was wondering if our anniversary would be earlier since I told you I loved you on March 16th. Before that day I'm not sure if I had ever told you I loved you without saying no homo first. 💏👬🤼‍♂️🧚‍♂️🧚]

[revived-ram]

I thought we could go out somewhere nice. The two of us getting to a year is a pretty big accomplishment. We could go get dinner and go see a show or something; or any ideas you’ve got.

Maybe not a date, but one of the first times we met up. Before that we were mostly just talking on the phone or flirting at the bar, and I was still living in LN.

I don’t think we have an exact anniversary. We never had to say "we’re dating now", we both just understood. The 16th seems a great day if we want to use that one, a good meaning behind it ❤️

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

{That sounds lovely! I agree, us finally making it to this point is something to celebrate!]

{Idk what the fine dining scene around here is like anymore. If I had to guess most of the nicer restaurants are in LN, but I've never checked out the restaurants in Kinoko. There may be some nice places there??]

{When u say go see a show do u mean movie or live performance? I'm down either way. Tho u know I'm muuch more critical of movies.]

{Also true true, tho I visited ur apartment a few times b4 that.]

{1 day I just decided I wasn't going 2 leave your place.

Sincererly,

the oppossum in your cupboard🖊🥀]

{*Sincerely]

[revived-ram]

LN does have most of the nice anything lately, but last time I was around Kinko they had a handful of nicer places. Most of them were mushroom hippie type places but there’s also steakhouse I think. We’d probably also be less likely to get into any trouble for being there.

I was thinking live performance for that reason. There’s a theater in L’manburg, that one that keeps getting rebuilt, but I’m not sure what they’re putting on right now

If I wanted you to leave I would’ve told you so. I was happy to have you there Dove

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

{Oh fuck yeah a steakhouse!!]

{Im a hippie 2 lol I'll blend right in]

{Mushrooms are so awesome]

{Far as Im aware Im not banned from Kinoko]

{I know Q is pretty much banned lol so we won't have 2 worry abt them acting petty]

{Oh yeah that theatre. I fogor abt that one honestly. I used 2 love going there.]

{Even if you told me to leave I may not have. /j I'm happy to have loitered at your place, my rammie 🫶🫶]

[revived-ram]

It’s a date then

That’s true. You’ll probably really like it there, the place seems pretty up your alley.

I believe I actually have a soft ban, but where don’t I at this point. I don’t know how serious Quackity’s ban actually is; the whole thing between the three of them is complicated and I didn’t bother to really pay attention to Q about it. Either way I doubt we’ll run into any issues.

I’ve been there once during my administration

I don’t doubt that. I’m glad that you stuck around too ❤️

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

{Yay!!!!🎉 Mmmmmmuah! 💋]

{It really does don't it??]

{Bro? How? What did u do 2 them lol?]

{Last I heard, Q got in a pretty bad argument with everyone. Im sure theyll throw tomatos at least. Dinner & a show]

{What did you go see? There's pretty much a constant Hamilton showing in that theatre. Don't tell anyone.. but I'm afraid.... I'm kinda sick of Hamilton.]

{I love you so much 💛 :3]

[revived-ram]

We should go there more often. It’d be better than trying to find decent places in LN that we won’t get thrown out of immediately

Most places in general around here are still weary of me; but they probably also probably got an earful about how “awful” I am from Quackity.

If everything is over with them at least we won’t have to deal with them picking a fight with us to defend Q’s honor

They were showing Phantom of the Opera when I went. I didn’t know you getting sick of Hamilton was possible. I’ve basically seen the whole show through you quoting and singing it.

I love you too angel 🌹

[revived-ram]

Hey yourself toots

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

{Ehehe]

{Just wanted to say I love yoouuu!!]

{Also I wanted to ask if we have any plans for our anniversary?]

{Also also when would you consider that we were official?]

[revived-ram]

Love you too. We don’t have any official plans yet. I’ve got a couple ideas I don’t know if you’ve thought about it yet.

We had a kind of informal date in later April, the 27th, but we were talking before that too. I believe that was also the first time we kissed, at least first time since we were teenagers

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

{I don't have any massive plans. At least nothing set in stone yet because I wanted to talk with you about it first. Do we wanna do something where it's just the two of us, or would you like to celebrate at a restaurant or something? I'm fine with either! 💚]

{I mean I don't know if it could be considered a date since it's where I, and now you, work. Though it's very cute that you remembered the specific date of our first kiss as a couple! :3]

{I was wondering if our anniversary would be earlier since I told you I loved you on March 16th. Before that day I'm not sure if I had ever told you I loved you without saying no homo first. 💏👬🤼‍♂️🧚‍♂️🧚]

[revived-ram]

I thought we could go out somewhere nice. The two of us getting to a year is a pretty big accomplishment. We could go get dinner and go see a show or something; or any ideas you’ve got.

Maybe not a date, but one of the first times we met up. Before that we were mostly just talking on the phone or flirting at the bar, and I was still living in LN.

I don’t think we have an exact anniversary. We never had to say "we’re dating now", we both just understood. The 16th seems a great day if we want to use that one, a good meaning behind it ❤️

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

{That sounds lovely! I agree, us finally making it to this point is something to celebrate!]

{Idk what the fine dining scene around here is like anymore. If I had to guess most of the nicer restaurants are in LN, but I've never checked out the restaurants in Kinoko. There may be some nice places there??]

{When u say go see a show do u mean movie or live performance? I'm down either way. Tho u know I'm muuch more critical of movies.]

{Also true true, tho I visited ur apartment a few times b4 that.]

{1 day I just decided I wasn't going 2 leave your place.

Sincererly,

the oppossum in your cupboard🖊🥀]

{*Sincerely]

[revived-ram]

LN does have most of the nice anything lately, but last time I was around Kinko they had a handful of nicer places. Most of them were mushroom hippie type places but there’s also steakhouse I think. We’d probably also be less likely to get into any trouble for being there.

I was thinking live performance for that reason. There’s a theater in L’manburg, that one that keeps getting rebuilt, but I’m not sure what they’re putting on right now

If I wanted you to leave I would’ve told you so. I was happy to have you there Dove

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

{Oh fuck yeah a steakhouse!!]

{Im a hippie 2 lol I'll blend right in]

{Mushrooms are so awesome]

{Far as Im aware Im not banned from Kinoko]

{I know Q is pretty much banned lol so we won't have 2 worry abt them acting petty]

{Oh yeah that theatre. I fogor abt that one honestly. I used 2 love going there.]

{Even if you told me to leave I may not have. /j I'm happy to have loitered at your place, my rammie 🫶🫶]

[revived-ram]

It’s a date then

That’s true. You’ll probably really like it there, the place seems pretty up your alley.

I believe I actually have a soft ban, but where don’t I at this point. I don’t know how serious Quackity’s ban actually is; the whole thing between the three of them is complicated and I didn’t bother to really pay attention to Q about it. Either way I doubt we’ll run into any issues.

I’ve been there once during my administration

I don’t doubt that. I’m glad that you stuck around too ❤️

[revived-ram]

Hey yourself toots

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

{Ehehe]

{Just wanted to say I love yoouuu!!]

{Also I wanted to ask if we have any plans for our anniversary?]

{Also also when would you consider that we were official?]

[revived-ram]

Love you too. We don’t have any official plans yet. I’ve got a couple ideas I don’t know if you’ve thought about it yet.

We had a kind of informal date in later April, the 27th, but we were talking before that too. I believe that was also the first time we kissed, at least first time since we were teenagers

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

{I don't have any massive plans. At least nothing set in stone yet because I wanted to talk with you about it first. Do we wanna do something where it's just the two of us, or would you like to celebrate at a restaurant or something? I'm fine with either! 💚]

{I mean I don't know if it could be considered a date since it's where I, and now you, work. Though it's very cute that you remembered the specific date of our first kiss as a couple! :3]

{I was wondering if our anniversary would be earlier since I told you I loved you on March 16th. Before that day I'm not sure if I had ever told you I loved you without saying no homo first. 💏👬🤼‍♂️🧚‍♂️🧚]

[revived-ram]

I thought we could go out somewhere nice. The two of us getting to a year is a pretty big accomplishment. We could go get dinner and go see a show or something; or any ideas you’ve got.

Maybe not a date, but one of the first times we met up. Before that we were mostly just talking on the phone or flirting at the bar, and I was still living in LN.

I don’t think we have an exact anniversary. We never had to say "we’re dating now", we both just understood. The 16th seems a great day if we want to use that one, a good meaning behind it ❤️

[tragedy-with-a-melody]

{That sounds lovely! I agree, us finally making it to this point is something to celebrate!]

{Idk what the fine dining scene around here is like anymore. If I had to guess most of the nicer restaurants are in LN, but I've never checked out the restaurants in Kinoko. There may be some nice places there??]

{When u say go see a show do u mean movie or live performance? I'm down either way. Tho u know I'm muuch more critical of movies.]

{Also true true, tho I visited ur apartment a few times b4 that.]

{1 day I just decided I wasn't going 2 leave your place.

Sincererly,

the oppossum in your cupboard🖊🥀]

{*Sincerely]

[revived-ram]

LN does have most of the nice anything lately, but last time I was around Kinko they had a handful of nicer places. Most of them were mushroom hippie type places but there’s also steakhouse I think. We’d probably also be less likely to get into any trouble for being there.

I was thinking live performance for that reason. There’s a theater in L’manburg, that one that keeps getting rebuilt, but I’m not sure what they’re putting on right now

If I wanted you to leave I would’ve told you so. I was happy to have you there Dove