Flos_Bael

The Corruption's baby boy

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hate the videoification of everything. If I have to hear one more video of someone speaking closely into their shitty mic and I have to have all their yucky wet mouth noises and plosives and nose whistles and throat clearings and sniffles I am going to dig a vertical hole the exact dimensions of my body and I’m going to slither in head first

[sabertoothwalrus]

as someone with misophonia, the widespread popularization of asmr audio editing + people that are being pushed to make video content with no formal training and have no idea how to edit their audio (ex college professors, average joe tiktokers, etc) is literally my nightmare scenario. this is hell I am in hell

[sandersstudies]

Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.

[sandersstudies]

When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.

[sandersstudies]

A coworker casually said “everyone else likes you” (because one coworker was mad at me) and I was for real like ????everyone likes me??????

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man

[rubinaito-inactive]

Finally, the original has crossed my dash.

[lavena]

@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them

[miss-nerd-alert]

For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.

[maddy-k-reads-all-day]

Hello dear mutuals. I have brought you a dead bird.

[cctypical]

i do appreciate the dead bird dear mutual.

comrades, take a look at this fine wonder.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Hello my counsel, please accept this offering of a dead bird

[knuppitalism-with-ue]

Results from the Flocking #paleostream!

Sharovipteryx, Sinopterus, Pachcrocuta and Ptolemaia

[dxnut00]

Chrysos heirs in my style! Pt.1

[ledlentsea]

Hyacine

[fellshish]

@ fic authors what do you personally consider a successful fic? What’s the bar?

[sherl-grey]

actually writing the fic down

[nebulastarss]

Actually the average human makes first contact 0 times in their life time. First Contact Rylad Graec who has made first contact 3 times is an outlier and should not have been counted

[deliverancefromfear]

[marxistmandalorian]

Lessons from the 90s that children today need

[sistinalark]

[kingbeeleth]

person who stares at walls in their free time: lately ive been having fun watching baby media and sorting things by color. has anyone tried this before

[goatsorcery]

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

[rhearoy-hunter]

its called creating an enabling environment. If parents want their children to not be using tablets/phones all the time, then they need to teach the skills and provide the resources needed for their children to engage in something other than technology.

[glitter-stained]

And notably a whole part of the impact of phones on the kids has nothing to do with the kid's behaviour at all, just phone-induced neglect and interrupted interactions by the adult. So tired of "it's because the kids are always on their damn phones" ugggh

[chongoblog]

In the LGBT community, instead of “I love this very much” they say “ough…” which translates to “ough…” and that’s beautiful

[pjackk]

Im up there in his pussy like a dog drinking water

[eveligne]

Malenia bonk cutscene

[soup-mother]

In the US they don't even have pies. They go to the footie and have burger. They say "as American as apple burger". It's very distressing

[drumlincountry]

Laios heaven is Marcille hell it.s a very efficient system

[drumlincountry]

marcille iis in a survival horror story

Chilchuck is in The Office

Senshi is in Stardew Valley

And Laios is in. Well he's in dungeon meshi.

[swan2swan]

What's Falin in?

[bloodyshadow1]

the dragon