Finest Barksman in the West

I AMA DOG. I AM BEST DOG. YOU DON'T LIKE DOG? HOW DARE. (ask/crack blog for rex the cyberdog for fallout: new vegas. not intended to be serious)

[rexbarksley]

do you enjoy cuddling with the mailman?

YEP!!!! I DONT GET TO DO IT OFTEN THO

SOMETHING ABOUT BEING A SMELLY FUCKIN DOG

I DONT GET IGUANA BITS ANYMORE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[rexbarksley]

Do your robot parts hurt?

SOMETIMES.

IM REALLY OLD THOUGH.

IM USED TO IT BY NOw.

[rexbarksley]

Rex, how do dogs stay so optimistic?

OUR LIVES ARE SO SHORT WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SAD!!!!!!!!!!!! WE LITERALLY LOVE EVERYTHING.

EXCEPT MINE.

I’M OLD AS BALLS!

[rexbarksley]

"Have you ever accidentally cracked your brain jar? Isn't it you know, Dangerous?"

I DONT THINK SO?????

THE GLASS IS REAL THICK. BUT MY BRAIN FITS????? SO IM PRETTY SURE  IM COOL.

WHICH ACTUALLY IS WHY MY BRAIN LOOKS BIG. CAUSE THE GLASS MAKES IT LOOK SUPER SMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rexbarksley]

Friend of snake-dogs?

UHHHH

DEPENDS ON THE DAY

THE ONES DOWN WHERE THE BIG BIG PEOPLE ARE DONT LIKE ME. I DONT LIKE THEM.

BUT UH. THERES THIS PLACE SOMEWHERE THAT HAS LOTS OF THEM. THEY”RE NICE I GUESS. THATS WHAT THE MAILMAN SAYS I GUESS, BUT MOST OF THE TIME THEY DONT ATTACK WHEN THEY’RE AROUND..............................

MAYBE SNUPPIES ARE PART MAILMAN??????????

[rexbarksley]

ASK ME THINGS IM CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rexbarksley]

i am scare of dogs how do of the fix

BUT WHY???????????????????????

UHHHHHHH I DUNNO. PET ME. PET MY BELLY. PET EVERYTHING. I’LL BE NICE I LOVE PETS CMON JUUST SCRATCH MY EARS

[rexbarksley]

*Ruffles Rex's fur* Who's the best dog? You are! You are the best doggy!

FUCK HOLY SHIT IT’S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rexbarksley]

WHY CAN WE SEE YOUR BRAIN, IT'S WEIRD

NO ONE KNOWS MY GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I MEAN THE LONG EXPLANATION INVOLVES GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF ANIMAL CRUELTY AND GORE AND BONES SO I’LL SAVE U THE TROUBLE.

ITS SO PEOPLE CAN SEE HOW SMART I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rexbarksley]

PERCEPTION CHECK

U WANNA ASK ME QUESTIONS CAUSE I’M THE BEST DOG

[rexbarksley]

YOU MAY ASK THE MIGHTY REX THINGS. I AM A KING DOG. KING OF DOGS. OBVIOUSLY I AM BECAUSE I AM A KING’S DOG.

KING DOG HAS ANSWERS

[panglossiann-blog]

Reblog if you’re a Fallout RP Blog

Alright guys lets get this freak-show on the road

I wanna see some OCs, canons, synths, ghOULS, DOGS, anything honestly. I wanna get some radioactive blood into this new RP son

[rexbarksley]

*tosses a rubber chicken*

[rexbarksley]

Rex, meet dog meat!! I hope you two get along~

HOLY SHIT WOW!!! SO HANDSOME!!!

WHAT A HANDSOME DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rexbarksley]

Do you remember what it was like to not be half metal?

NO? THIS IS ME. ALWAYS BORK BORK MACHINE

[rexbarksley]

wold u ever lick a ghoul

YES. AND I HAVE. JERKY MAN IS VERY NICE AND I LOVE HIM A LOT, ME AND MAILMAN AND JERKY MAN GO ON LONG WALKSAND!!!!!!!! SOMETIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEHRES MOLERATS

[rexbarksley]

is there any relation between you and rex, the dog in little lamplight?

THERE”S ANOTHER ME?????

I”LL FULICNG FIGHT HIM