Fell down the rabbit hole... Fandoms

20ish person with way too many feelings, not enough time, too much love

[big-moon-little-moon]

this is simply too funny

[homunculus-argument]

Squatters' rights apply to grandmas. If someone's not visiting and looking after their grandma, but you will, after a set amount of time once you've settled in, that's your grandma now.

[shoutingtothevoidtilldeath]

Someone tried to do that with my grandma once. The guy tried to become her kid so they could inherit the house and money.

My grandma people pleases in a way where she lies all the time, so it was really hard to figure out whether or not she wanted to be in that situation, but after she was started to disown my mom (who would travel a couple hours every week to see her) we started fighting the guy. We’re now in a legal battle because he’s been using some sort of squatter’s/tenet’s rights to keep her house, and has had access to the grandma credit card(cuz she just let him borrow it). And my people pleasing grandma is now staying with us, and says she seething hates the guy.

[deutsche-bahn]

Hab' mir für ein Larp an diesem Wochenende einen "Heraldischen Hauswappenerfassungsbogen" entworfen, der übersetzt einfach nur ein total bescheuertes Formular zur Berechnung einer erfundenen Wappensteuer ist, mit der ich dann bei den Spielern aus Ritterbund und Adeligenlager hausieren gehen werde.

"Wie viele Farben hat ihr Wappen? Mehr als zwei? Sorry, das ist mit einer Sondersteuer belegt. Ach, und euer Wappentier ist ein Fabelwesen? Da müssen wir natürlich einen Aufpreis berechnen"

Aus irgend'nem Grund lieben Larper es nämlich, wenn man sie sehr offensichtlich über den Tisch zieht. Zumindest spielen sie meistens überschwänglich und mit voller Begeisterung mit, auf so überzogene Art dass es zu einer Monty Python Szene wird. Wenn wir alle so enthusiastisch wären sobald es um echten Papierkram geht wären Behördengänge nur halb so anstrengend.

Vielleicht sollten Behördenmitarbeiter für ein bisschen spice und amtliche Extravaganz wieder eingekleidet werden wie mittelalterliche Herolde. Hätte keinen praktischen Nutzen but imagine the fits

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Ich bin sicher, das wird er souverän und mit Humor aufnehmen

[screechfoxes]

CRITICAL ROLE 4.27 Complicated Questions

+ bonus Laura reaction:

[krismas15]

i cant stop laughing help me please

genuinely just posting this for the atla image i CANT

[joyflameball]

[screechfoxes]

presented without context from the Cooldown

[agonethetic]

Followed by “I can’t wait to play this game even more now.”

Can’t wait to see Azune’s daddy issues materialize into a deeply complex crush on the rebellious older king of the neighboring country.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[bumblewyn]

I need y'all to get WAY more suspicious about cute animal photos and videos on tumblr, so often I see cat pictures that are AI upon closer inspection :/

Tell-tale sign I've noticed: comments are completely disabled with zero comments, OR there are a bunch of people calling out it's AI.

[orathearsonman]

i love game changer because the most incomprehensible bits will come outta there and i just know im NEVER going to be able to explain “Sepia tone. I’m gonna kill him so much. Al Pacino” to ANYONE

[sisterofsylandri]

He wonders out across the road, muttering to himself as he goes.

Campaign 4, Episode 28 - Chasing Shadows

[feralkitten420]

"You need to relax"

Best I can do is dissociate

[lizardho]

I’m reading a book on biofeedback trainings right now and they talk about this. The words “try” or “need” add pressure to stuff. Sometimes switching from “I need to calm down” or “I’m trying to slow my breathing” to “I’m allowing myself to calm down a little more with each exhale” or “I’m giving myself permission to slow my breathing” can be more helpful. There’s a difference between “try to relax the muscle” and “allow the muscle to soften” that is significant enough that for some people it can totally change the outcome of a relaxation exercise.

For other tips and tricks, instead of asking “why” you can’t change a thought/feeling (why being an offensive question, meaning it forces you to respond defensively - in this case defending the emotion you don’t like) you can ask “is there any leeway or wiggle room with this feeling/thought/belief for something else?” Oftentimes we know multiple things at once, and by allowing for a small amount of ambiguity we can start to accept the situation more fully.

[animentality]

[awoooniper]

if you were a weapon, (and you are one now. i’ve made you into one just by reading this) what kind of weapon would you be?

[awoooniper]

i am no longer asking i need answers people. tell me what weapon your soul is forged into.

[johnanderton]

How many minutes is more than a few? Greater than twelve. No, I don't think we've hit twelve, but it's been three to five a dozen times. Yeah, he's solid in the three to five, I get that. Anyone's great in three to five.

[ziggyplayedd]

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

[sandersstudies]

Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!

The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where I’d started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!

This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Don’t turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!

[yippeeepenid]

ITS BACK!!!!!

god i fucking love the quote “dont turn yourself into a sad zoo animal” it has really inspired me!

[daily-dropout-screenshots]

actual visceral screams of terror