hiatus

):)

[saltrat88]

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

I am fucking dying

[pixie-mage]

Brilliant

[xanaxandcoffee]

physically my body is here but mentally I’m in the astral plane beating myself up in the target parking lot

[homunculus-argument]

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

[abstractandedgyname]

human: 

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

[sesh]

[asajjvxntress]

not to be fake deep but… I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna feel the heat with somebody… I wanna dance with somebody… somebody who loves me

[no-chill-at-all]

[ruinedchildhood]

[curseworm]

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

[howdymynamesis]

i wanna know if op was okay when writing this

[curseworm]

one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled

[howdymynamesis]

what

[corsolanite]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

He’s 4x weak to grass and he’s loving that vine whip. Damn now I gotta kink shame a predominantly irrelevant Pokemon? Smh.

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

And that fucking arch in her back! She knows he likes it! and floette is fucking watching it all like she’s got a premium account on pornhub smh

[corvvus]

hewwo! i will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision 

[noctuus]

Dowcto , wewre loswing him!!! (´・ω・｀)

[chinon]

quick! hand me the defibwiwatow!!

[neo-soulless]

Please. turn off my fucking life support

[powerburial]

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

[signedsincerelymegan-blog]

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

[powerburial]

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

holy fuck all this mac n cheese is only 99 cents

[pallidprincess]

wow a week’s worth of macaroni for only $1

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

hey are you ok

[hungwy]

SWAT kicking down my meth lab door: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me (with cat ears on): oh nyoez!!! Sowwy mister gubbermemt ;‘3 I can haz weduced sentence fow compwiance? SWAT guy: *shoots me in the head*

[sehurn]

sehun x superELLE 

[meladoodle]

please watch this video

[pleasedontfaptothis]

[sonic06apologist]

this hurts the soul

[narcissistictaako-blog]

tfw you’re a millenial but you don’t like avocado