I am fucking dying
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I am fucking dying
Brilliant
physically my body is here but mentally Iām in the astral plane beating myself up in the target parking lot
the universe: okay, youāre a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so youāre free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?
human: GO FAST
the universe: well, youāre a perfect pursuit predator but if thatās the way you want to evolve, go ahead.
human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST
the universe: wait what
human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER
the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP
human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER
human:Ā
THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST
the universe:
not to be fake deep but⦠I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna feel the heat with somebody⦠I wanna dance with somebody⦠somebody who loves me
just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill
i wanna know if op was okay when writing this
one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled
what
Heās 4x weak to grass and heās loving that vine whip. Damn now I gotta kink shame a predominantly irrelevant Pokemon? Smh.
And that fucking arch in her back! She knows he likes it! and floette is fucking watching it all like sheās got a premium account on pornhub smh
hewwo! i will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? letās make ouw fiwst wittle incisionĀ
Dowcto , wewre loswing him!!! (Ā“ć»Ļć»ļ½)
quick! hand me the defibwiwatow!!
Please. turn off my fucking life support
just realized you donāt need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. canāt believe no one figured this trick out before.
or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800
yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward
holy fuck all this mac n cheese is only 99 cents
wow a weekās worth of macaroni for only $1
hey are you ok
SWAT kicking down my meth lab door: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me (with cat ears on): oh nyoez!!! Sowwy mister gubbermemt ;ā3 I can haz weduced sentence fow compwiance? SWAT guy: *shoots me in the head*
sehunĀ x superELLEĀ
please watch this video
this hurts the soul
tfw youāre a millenial but you donāt like avocado