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Jo | 27 | UK Humour side blog ~

[luchsyy]

Been practising my BG skills lately! process pics under the cut

[animentality]

[achievement-hunter]

[textandimageenjoyer]

[cikero]

this world is so funny

[cikero]

but I’m done laughing

[arborealgargoyle]

my cat when shes been wiggling all silly and happy while i pet her and then bites the shit out of me and leaves

[beemovieerotica]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[disgustinggf]

[alessandriana]

[godlessondheimite]

“ice water makes you sick” “ice water gives you stomach cramps” i’m sorry if i have a hardy and oxlike american constitution but unless you have underlying health issues, the only water temperature that should cause adverse health effects is if you chug a gallon of boiling hot water that has also been laced with nefarious chemicals

[theclockwitch]

AH, this person has never been on a forced 10k run in 90 degree heat 90 % humidity and then forced to slam a liter of ice water.

You will cramp. You will throw up. It will not rehydrate you at all. The medic will get to practice his large bore IVs.

[godlessondheimite]

Yeah, most people haven’t and never will so this won’t actually happen to me.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Honestly, when I first read it, I thought that word was shit, too.

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[thirstkanaphan]

[xueyangapologist]

[important-cat-pics]

[antoniabishop]

these days I find myself counting crows

[disgustinggf]

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things