freaky franmaya fantasies part two
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@rfoxlord
freaky franmaya fantasies part two
i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)
love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending
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This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨❤️👨.
The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while
in batmans twitter mentions begging him to explain why he keeps assaulting trans women and putting them in an asylum
You are cruel and hateful!
i am straight up the nicest girl im the world?
DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 ON JUNE 24
I got this new visual novel game plot. basically theres this defense attorney except shes got huge boobs. i mean serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers what happens next?! state prosecutor shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous
OH MY GOD. OHH MY GOD. IM WATCHING A CONLANG VIDEO AND THIS GUY JUST PULLS UP WITH /THIS/
NONLINEAR GRAMMAR ?!?!? !!!!!!!!!! ?!?!?!! iii ii i i. i need. to make a poem with this.
It should be illegal to catch up on a story that is so so good and have to wait for the next installment.
Find Us Alive?
I thought relistening to it from the start would fix things but it made me want updates even more!
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
World Heritage Post
Hello person having transgender thoughts but convinced they aren't trans because they don't have the requisite amount of dysphoria they think they need
Hi I transitioned without even thinking I had dysphoria. Like later in hindsight I can go "oh that's probably what it was" but for the first year of my transition I was straight up like "I like being a guy but I like being a girl WAY more" and you can do that!! There is no prerequisite amount of suffering needed to make yourself happier.
how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth
you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence
Deltarune Fun Fact:
An upcoming patch to Deltarune will be making Susie fucked up and evil. In a twitter thread discussing these changes, Toby Fox has stated "FUCK YOU!!!!!! !!!!!!"