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Full and finished short-story of the black cat. Please have a heart for black pets in general, animals do not deserve this kind of hostility. Please give credit when reposting, Thank you :)
I’ve discovered the ultimate life form
It’s really cold
If you don’t have feathers you gotta improvise and borrow some
no but let me add the context here!
these are two pretty well known german tv personalities
palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.
so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”
the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”
like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history
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I FILMED MYSELF READING THIS TWITTER POST AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
Also my gf adores this video because she says this is basically how I sounded trying to read that comic to her and I am okay with that :D
Happy batday, Birthman!
TWO FACE IS A MAN BUT ALSO AN ATTORNEY
XD
I implore you, someone needs to get Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill together and read this script. Whether it’s a convention or just online.
Oh my god
I need
I physically NEED
to hear Mark Hamil read the words “I am such a freak! Society is bad! YOU DRINK WATER I DRINK ANARCHY” in his Joker voice
Like
I can die a happy woman if I get to hear this :D
I have never wanted anything more. God help us if they decided to animate it too
THE WORLD NEEDS THIS
THE WORLD DESERVES THIS :D
“I drink bats, LIKE A BAT”
“The Joker deflects the missiles with his sick sense of humour, A clownly power.”
This was also in the Suicide Squad script fyi O.O
I’m off to fight God does anyone want anything?
Sorry everyone, God didn’t drop anything worthwhile, only soup.
It means he only DROPPED SOUP
Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe
ALRIGHT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I’LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD
The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????
what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????
It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!
GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE
NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!
I’M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!
FUCK YOU!!!!
@pmseymourva
@pmseymourva please
…..*writes this down*
Image prompt
Warrior cats fandom
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Bluestar bringing back Rusty and letting the medicine cats see him at the moon gathering
[Description: Tweet from Lucas Brown Eyes: Natives protest the pipeline… States pass laws saying it’s okay to run over protestors. Natives swing a ND Senate seat… they take away their vote. An Indigenous Actress gets an Oscar Nomination… There’s a push to make Oscar qualifications stricter.
I’m noticing a pattern. End description]
“They take away their vote.”
Wait – WTF?!?!?!?
Oh yeah. In North Dakota you can’t vote if you don’t have a physical address and most people who live on reservations use PO boxes bc their roads and houses aren’t on mail routes. This was literally done last year specifically to disenfranchise native voters.
North Dakota is bullshit and horrible and I’ve tried to warn people about it smh. Fight the system folks
Part 1 of a comic inspired by a story prompt about the monster under the bed actually protecting the child
Part 2, hope you enjoyed 😄
♥️This was inspired by @kittenwiskers story based on @writing-prompt-s prompt, reblogged on my page right after this post :)
♥️While you’re here, please check out my page
Thank the fucking gods this filled me with fear
I scrolled too fast to skip the post but then I saw the Good Boy
cicadas SLEEP for 17 YEARS and then SCREAM & EAT & FUCK for 5 WEEKS and then DIE and people somehow think humans are the smartest species
Humans are smart by our standards simply because we could never come close to the intellect of those screeching gods
So interesting stuff happened over the weekend. I found out that Aaron Carter had been using my Cosmic Lion art on his website, as tour promotional content and possibly other merch through a post which said that he had rendered said artwork. He got called out and then he said then he infact purchased this artwork. Then he went on to say his assistant did, and then said its trash and that it deserves to go in the trash. Regardless, I never sold him any of my work. Neither him or his team ever asked permission for any of my work, nor did they give any credit. These celebrities think that they can rip off artwork that artists spend time and energy creating and not face any consequences. Hes still using this artwork on his website and tour promotional content despite the backlash on twitter and instagram. Tumblr family, help me get this out to as big an audience as possible!
I was not ready
@relatable-ram
Me: *clicks video* “The hell is all this abou-”
*whistling starts*
Me:
I love this stupid fucking meme