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I am a 28 year old female living in Adelaide, Australia.This used to be a fitness blog, but, by my own admission, I suck at regular blogging and am not good at fitness. So, while I try to continue to be reasonably healthy in the background, this is now...

[eagle-writes]

Veni vidi conveni consedi

I came I saw I fits I sits

[floralls]

Spring in Budapest by Hegyi Benjamin

[headspace-hotel]

Jobs ranked by how funny it would be if a robot takes them

I think "youth pastor" is probably up there

[computationalcalculator]

You know who else needed three days in standby mode to cycle his processors?

[ashelyskies-deactivated20241121]

Hey uh

If even now in June of 2022 you're still wearing a mask and staying six feet away from people and getting your vaccines, just know I fucking love you.

I have to know anything else about you.

If you're still taking steps to protect yourself and others from Covid, about a year and a half after the world decided to just pretend it was over, you're an amazing person and I appreciate the hell out of you.

You're not overreacting, you're not inherently paranoid for taking necessary precautions. I got Covid this year. It's very much still a thing and taking steps to prevent transmitting it or catching it are still necessary.

Thank you so much for being responsible, and please continue to do so.

[vergak]

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[trueshredguitar]

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

[thejackalhasarrived]

GREGORY EDDIE in ART TEACHER ABBOTT ELEMENTARY, 1.07

[normal-horoscopes]

Do we know how the flat-earth theory actually started? Bc most versions I've heard say, "the earth is actually flat and nobody knows it... BECAUSE the secret elder world government is covering it up" and that latter part p much always ends up antisemitic. Is there a version of this conspiracy theory that doesn't actually have that antisemitic world-government aspect?

Apart from when it appeared in antiquity it started with literally one guy in new england named Samuel Rowbotham who published a book in 1865. He was a weirdo, and his theories about the flat earth were intertwined with extremely local niche church drama. He invented his own version of astronomical math that he called Zetetic Math, which a lot of modern flat earthers use as a supposedly empirical proof to their beliefs, despite the fact that Zetetic math doesn't hold water.

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

Of course it can't hold water it's too flat

[normal-horoscopes]

[throws you off the edge]

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[funnybutobscurereference]

Tony Benn's speech in the house of commons in 1998.

[slytherinnpride]

[robottko]

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

[arabellesicardi]

[meanplastic-deactivated20140215]

me in 70 years

[headrubs]

how many elmos must die

[koriinku]

101 elmos

[typette-deactivated20150825]

cruelmo deville

[screamydreamy]

this is so funny

[kesslersymbolic]

"He gave me my mail and said 'Are you expecting anything from Germany?' and I said 'I might be - we've got friends over there'," said Mr Biggs.

"He said 'Have a look at this letter' - so I had a look and turned it over and our friends' address was on the back of it and on the front it just said England."

Mr Biggs said the card had been sent from a sorting office in Germany close to Gloucester's twin town of Trier and had not been opened.

"I said 'How on earth did you know it was for me?' and he said 'I didn't, I've been wandering around with this', said Mr Biggs.

"My wife and I are absolutely shocked but this puts posties at five or six stars and top of the tree for me this Christmas."

The card, it is believed, may have originally been addressed correctly and so was sent to the right area of England - but with an address label that fell off at some point.

A Royal Mail spokesman said: "Royal Mail's team of 'address detectives' are renowned for their ability to ensure poorly addressed items of mail reach their intended recipients however, even by their standards, this is pretty impressive."

the royal mail detectives are a weird bunch, and like if it was addressed right it would get right but i love the idea they went "well it's from Trier so send it to the twinned town first"

[futureevilscientist]

Terry Pratchett would have loved this

[robottko]

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

[funnytwittertweets]

[rhubarbdreams]

The accuracy of this post has knocked me out.

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

I'm sorry but this is SO funny can we please give his twitter back

[plum-soup]

personally i think its funnier that whenever he wants to tweet he has to release it as an official statement to the press. it just makes everything more absurd. like his press releases are just fucking tweets