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happy fathers day <3

shoot, i forgot that was today. I wondered why Sam dragged me out of the house.

I got my kids. And Barb.

GO MYRON. KILL THE BASTARD

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

the girls wanted me to dress like a horse. I hope I haven’t misunderstood.

[Picture of Cooper in a horse onesie]

they laced my shit with fent.

woe: cute nightie upon ye

huh,

they meant night gown

every time a woman gets a grey hair an angel gets its wings

every time a

woman gets a grey hair an

angel gets its wings

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

my wife and I drove headfirst into a telephone pole

a detective followed me.

Shaking so badly I love my husband.

CONGRATS DIPSHIT. HOLY FUCK. WISH I WAS IN YOUR WORLD I’D GET DRINKS AND COMPLETELY FUCKED UP WITH YA TO CELEBRATE.

barb and I ain’t left Ashe’s side since last night this is amazing. I haven’t been able to stop shakin since we found out.

impregnate your local lizard

I DID IT. I FUCKIN DID IT. IF I HAD A NICKLE FOR EVERY TIME THIS MAN’S GIVEN ME BABY RELATED THINGS ON VALENTINE’S DAY.

are you pregnant

I ain’t even got a vagina or a uterus. Dunno how I’d be pregn

wait

Service was absolute dogshit tonight.

Congrats on normalcy you old boot

what the fuck you’re still alive?

For the love of the game