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Xuebing Du
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
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The Stonewall Inn
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Color Me Curious
The Bowery Presents
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Andulka
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@rhodeisland-renegade
I got permission to draw @eedlitammâs wonderful idea of Lord of the rings characters as Disney style animals, which are listed and described in this post, please go and check it out itâs amazingâ¨â¨â¨
Thanks again @eedlitamm for letting me draw your wonderful idea! I might do all characters in a different post later on! This was so so fun!!!
Inshallah the hips donât lie
the hottest person in the world is not a supermodel or an athlete it is your random mutual on tumblr
some of you are just going along with your days living your lives peacefully and in complete ignorance of the ongoing reddit chive drama. well guess what. chive guy just posted the same chives twice. now what are you going to fucking do
"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about
Spin the wheel. This is now your highest stat.
How fucked are you?
This owns
Pretty good actually
I can make this work
Not thrilled...
This sucks
My life is over
even two years after my divorce I still occasionally look back and notice a red flag in a new way. today I'm thinking about how the first time we had a major fight it was because I said I wished I could live on the moon. and they got upset because I "didn't consider how they would feel". about, and I cannot stress this enough, me moving to the moon.
Some video games really donât let you make old people. You slide the age or maturity slider over and it barely does anything. I want to write the story of a grandma that likes shooting guns and causing problems is that really too much to ask
âThis game lets you do anything!â
Well it doesnât let me be a fat muscular grandpa so jot that down
I wanna roleplay as a weightlifting old man who has been divorced twice and likes punching demons but video games have decided this is unrealistic but dragons and plasma guns are not
the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself âhang on, doesnât milk soothe chilli burns? it doesâ and i couldnât google because i couldnât see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didnât notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i donât really cook much.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
One of life's great ironies is that almost everyone who makes the active decision to not have kids would probably be way better at raising a child than all the people who just kind of have children because it's what they think everyone is supposed to do
Like genuinely if you're like "I don't want kids because of the financial strain/the commitment/the irritation I would feel/the possibility of traumatizing them/whatever reason" you instantly demonstrate to me that you 1) understand the realities of parenthood and 2) believe that children should be treated with at least a base level of respect and compassion. Meanwhile everyone who's like "I want kids because I don't want to be alone" "I can't wait to dress up my babies" "I won't raise my children to be soft" may as well be talking about Neopets for all the fucks they seem to give about kids
U.S. District Judge John J. McConnell Jr. had given Trumpâs administration until Friday to make the payments through the Supplemental Nutrit
President Donald Trumpâs administration asked a federal appeals court Friday to block a judgeâs order that it distribute Novemberâs full monthly SNAP benefits amid a U.S. government shutdown, even as at least some states said they were moving quickly to get the money to people.
I hope the people who were conned into voting for him are paying attention.
The smart thing would be to go ahead and fund SNAP. That way he could whine some more about how Democrats are holding up the works while Trump is a hero, paying the benefits out from emergency funds.
But no. Trump is having a hissy fit and wants to starve families to... what? Win an argument? Prove a point? Nobody knows.
sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it
what does this mean
moot what does this mean
So is mickeys dick smasher the new terminology for an inverted bell curve
what are the workouts that make your butt fat
notice how only pizza eating was said with confidence. that is because it is true of heart
i'm not the best at singing. but i'm gonna sing anyway dude. i'm not the best at painting. but i'm still going to paint. my dancing will never see a stage. but it's perfect for early mornings in my bedroom and late nights with people i love. so what does this mean? it means that people are designed to do. not to be the best. just to do. if you're doing what you enjoy, then you don't have to be the best. you just have to enjoy it. you have to live.
