rho

they/any

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[girlnephew]

[peniswizard69]

Hi my name is Harrowny Hark’ness Dementia Raven Nonagesimus and I have shaved ebony black hair (because of my religion) and skull face paint that I apply every morning and icy blqck eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Anastasia (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to The Body but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie.

[rhododendrhon]

"Hey Harry!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Gideon Navfoy!

[tonguethulhu]

skweezy jibbs is a international treasure

[cnwarforged]

Saw this in the comments lol

[importantandunavoidable]

is the willem dafoe fish sexy

yes, he is sexy

he is kind of sexy for a fish

no, he is not sexy

Voting ended onDec 30, 2024

[importantandunavoidable]

is willem dafoe "fish sexy?"

yes, he is fish sexy

he is fish sexy for a human

no, he is not fish sexy

Voting ended onDec 31, 2024

[mellifexfarm]

bring your ugly to work day

[dogpuppy]

[peniswizard69]

Harrow: Be more cautious around the House of the Sixth, Girddle. I do not trust your friend Palamedes.

Gideon: note taken. what about my pal friendamedes

[evil-genius-shark]

I know the points been made, but god damn, Gideon must have been terrifying for most of Canaan House. She is this muscle bound mute wearing half assembled skull face paint and dark robes, often skulking around the building with her creepy necromancer out of sight. The first time anyone sees her duel she doesn’t seem to register this as a sport and instead just bodies the other cavalier. She’s from a planet of weird monks and nuns who love bones and she is either so pious she took a vow of silence or care so little of everyone else that she simple has nothing to say. The moment things start to deteriorate amongst the various houses she and her necromancer are ready to tear shit up.

Then she opens her mouth and she is this dumbass jock who may only think about swords and boobs. 10/10 perfect character.

[crossroadsbishounen]

dave and busters what the fuck is a sticky creebler

[stickycreebler]

First of all put some respect on my name

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[catasters]

[idratherhavefreedom]

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[abalisk]

😞

A travesty

[reimanticism]

now kiss

[my-dailydreams]