DO YOU HAVE AN OPINION?

[sovietnam]

[goddessactuality]

[adidasuck-deactivated20170619]

[preciouslittlebrokenthing]

I am infertile from eating sceted candles. The

[akashicrecord]

Uncouth behavior on my part. Not the time or place to squirt

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[bgm05]

[izzetheking]

i have Parasites again. i don't know how i got them this time as i am always Eating stuff off the forest floor from outside.

[izzetheking]

Want to hear more? 1 time i ate a small dead animal I Found by a river. I don't know what kind of animal but it was very cute

[izzetheking]

Oh you want to know more? 1 time i ate a spiderweb

[threedollarsdotcom]

if youre reading this you can read

[herbertwest]

A SECOND TURTLEDOVE HAS HIT THE PEAR TREE

[threedollarsdotcom]

never let anyone get to you. live on a mountain top and just keep pushing climbers down.with your hands

[djbodyhorror]

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

[birdship]

being in your 30s is cool because you can buy yourself children's toys and then use your superior adult abilities and skills to play with them way better and more efficiently than any child

[8nin]

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

[um-jammer-tranny]

and like. broke

[rabbiteclair]

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

[cheddar-baby]

Are you currently in a headspace to receive my long creepy witch finger?

[dogpuppy]