RHYVYY

[v-for-fili]

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[depsidase]

[kaijuno]

Barbarian Ross

[flightyquinn]

Man's about to turn you into the scene of a happy little accident.

[ashjafari]

[greelin]

if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature

[greelin]

*about to pass out from blood loss* haha you think i’m good? tell me i’m good. i’m g

[silversling]

"...hhhzzzzmmm...mmmMMMZZZZZZzzz....zzzzzZZZMMMNNNnnnn....zzzzZZZZZzz....zzZZZMMMMNNNnnnn...."

"...more..."

[greelin]

not you.

[randyblueofficial]

[romy7]

[howverychaotic]

when you're a looney tunes character and you see Medusa in a short skirt

[ozempicofficial]

[dogpuppy]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

it blew my vagina clean off its hinges

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[catgirlbulge]

i don't know mythbusters you tell me

[bitchycode]

January was a tough year but we made it

[cowboy]

Inshallah they find him.

[cowboy]

Best image in the universe

[bunney]

Evanescence: These wounds won’t seem to heal, this pain is just too real, There’s just too much that time cannot erase

12 year old me:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

31-year-old me:

[konigstigerr]

you don't give up a king just because you lost your queen