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This blog is bad. A collection of stupid shit I say and whatever I’m hyperfixating on Official punk vampire 25

[ribbitrrrbitxhs]

[ribbitrrrbitxhs]

Can someone please make a case as to why drinking human breast milk is weird. It’s edible. We already consume goat milk and cow milk. Why is human milk considered weird? It’s apparently sweet. I’ve heard it compared to honeydew, cereal milk, and vanilla waffles. Seriously why? Why is it considered weird.

Also if you don’t consume dairy for whatever reason: yes consuming milk in general is objectively already weird. But most people do consume dairy but definitely think consuming human breast milk is weird.

Also this isn’t an argument for why we shouldn’t. The obvious answer for that is “babies need it.” But literally so do calves and kids. It’s baby cow and goat growth fluid. How is it different? Actually?

[drearyhours]

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

[drearyhours]

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

[arctic-hands]

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

[trans-mouse]

I like the rat map even better

[smaug-official]

What is Alberta doing

[seeminglyseph]

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

[anamcaramia]

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

[psilocervidae]

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Province with a rat quell! Rodent power!🎵

[ribbitrrrbitxhs]

Haven’t painted since high school (2018/19)

[ribbitrrrbitxhs]

In honor of reliving my adolescence via the Internet, I give you empanadas in space.

[ribbitrrrbitxhs]

Reposting because fucking Phan is real

[new-nintendo-2ds-xl]

happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short "The Skeleton Dance" is now public domain!

[new-nintendo-2ds-xl]

I'd like to say "this will find its audience" but the truth is I just didn't know how to tag this

so either it'll find its audience or it'll get like 0 notes

[dialupmodern]

[vetchtibbles]

it’s really easy to become obsessed with a shakespeare play you just have to watch one version of it and then read the play and then go mad trying to watch every possible version of it you can find and then study several centuries worth of performance history and controversy

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

Your current favorite character just challenged you to a duel how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

*sobs*

results

Voting ended onJun 25, 2025

[pukicho]

your amazing pukecock! :DDD

That isn’t very close to my name.

[communist-octoling]

can't believe that they got you name so wrong, pukecock

[pukicho]

What the fuck did you do to your tumblr

[jellybeanium124]

would you rather live in a studio apartment in a very crowded city or in a large home on a large plot of land where your closest neighbor is a mile away and it's 40 minutes to the grocery store? (imagine money for rent/mortgage isn't an issue)

city apartment

rural country home

Voting ended onMay 26, 2025

just another silly poll from me, a guy who makes silly polls. this one isn't deep, I'm just curious :P

[apolladay]

don't vote the penis option, don't vote for the penis, don't choose the penis...

Ok

seems easy

PENIS

I can do this

results

Voting ended onMay 24, 2025

[ribbitrrrbitxhs]

Birthdayyyyyyyy

[sirlancenotalot]

[dear-ao3]

ok a question for you all

would you fuck this (semi) old man

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 6, 2025

[ribbitrrrbitxhs]

My pals!

[leviathan-supersystem]

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 13th of april, 2015.

[leviathan-supersystem]

happy 10 year anniversary!

[august--and-everything-after]

[headspace-hotel]

This post.

This fucking post.

It is in some ways, the only piece of evidence I have that there was a time Before.

[welcometothehole]

when a 1500 yr old irish vampire asks for your 20 yr old cousin’s hand in marriage so he can make more vampires using your cousin’s music