Fear God

War Criminal pride

[pukicho]

Welcome to tumblr, the only website that plays the brown note in the background 24/7

[richarf]

The fucking what

[richarf]

VSauce Micheal has been contained for his heinous crimes.

[pukicho]

Video game culture consists of ‘who’s your favorite pokemon’ and ‘kill the baby’

[richarf]

What if I don’t play Pokémon

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[phantomlzer]

its almost the season again

[wingscanspeak]

Hey y’all. Just an update almost 6 years later, one of my teeth broke off and had to be removed this week. The doctors weren’t sure why but I fucking know.

[wingscanspeak]

You guys won’t fucking believe what @hollymim got me for Christmas.

[richarf]

The amount of trolling

[richarf]

J

[zhooniyaa-waagosh]

Here is yet another reminder that "reject modernity, embrace tradition" is 100% a white supremacist slogan and NOT an appropriate format for your fucking memes.

[crittizen]

^these ones too

[gandalfs-mommy-milkers]

PLEASE DON'T USE THESE MEMES THX

[richarf]

What

How

[vergeofinsanity]

[question]

[answer]

[tiny-pan-penguin-deactivated202]

[reblog]

[handstotheskye]

[witty quip]

[tiny-pan-penguin-deactivated202]

[fandom reference]

[2-point-5]

[keysmash]

[xoxolosergirl]

[unneeded response]

[2-point-5]

[controversial comment]

[tiny-pan-penguin-deactivated202]

[random comment that has nothing to do with the original post]

[xoxolosergirl]

[unnecessary lengthy response in emojis]

[vixven]

[porn bot]

[extrasolar-queer]

[remark about post getting out of hand]

[yes-i-know-how-to-spell-soop]

[ask if we’re gonna acknowledge the porn bot]

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

[doesn’t acknowledge the porn bot]

[strawberry-lemonade]

[dying in the background]

[thatbeluga]

[someone saying ‘get out’]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

[someone being confused about the original answer]

[peevesiehasasideblog]

[comment on how I’ve been looking for this post for months]

[slumbering-lore]

[remark on how the post has changed since they last saw it]

[hissterical-nyaan]

[a comment questioning everyone’s sanity]

[cryingrainbowsandrocksongs-deac]

[a statement of how they’re gonna reblog this version]

[tim-burton-bitch]

[remard about this being why tumblr is a hellsite while shaking my head]

[rudolphsboyfriend]

[remark about this being why i love tumblr while also shaking my head]

[secret-eden-deactivated20220310]

[Supernatural gif]

[pitrsattabhaadmeinjaa]

[remark about how supernatural has a gif for everything]

[klutzyfox-archive-deactivated20]

[Question about animal mating completely out of topic]

[ainosukes-sadism]

[Remark calling klutzy a furry]

[mof-planet-deactivated20220523]

[Unnecessary swearing]

[welcome-to-gaytown]

[falling in the background and taking down the light set up]

[amateur-artist]

[Screenshot of an addition from the notes]

[allilcat]

[Screenshot of an addition hidden in the tags]

[song-fox]

[Someone remarking how this reads like a 100k note post]

[nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2]

[someone tagging an iconic post blog]

[carcrash-ventass]

[reminiscing about the time this never existed]

[leftover-animal-sacrifice]

[someone putting “me_irl” in the reblogs]

[before-they-dry-deactivated2022]

[some one putting relatable on the reblogs]

[official-virtual-hug-dealer]

[actually commenting on the original post]

[suns-up-bunshine-deactivated202]

[unnecessary aesthetic image]

[strawberriesndaisies]

[Marvel gif]

[wanderer-chronicles]

[does anyone in this comment thread smoke weed]

[the-carrot-king-deactivated2022]

[pun related to the post]

[mrrrow-rio]

[remark on how this post has everything]

[postcardpdf-deactivated20220321]

[I’ve only seen this post in screenshots]

[cashewwentnuts]

[“omg it’s on my dash!!!” comment]

[screechingnightchild]

[world heritage post]

[jupiter-aint-stupider]

[Wondering how I’ve never seen this till now]

[anxious-alto]

[Comment about how this post was a wild ride from start to finish]

[thegaygreasyboi]

[comment about this is why I hate Tumblr]

[the-bear-boyy]

[answer to the animal mating question]

[flustered2easilee-deactivated20]

[comment about how this is a legendary post]

[richarf]

[reblog with nothing added]

[itsapmseymour]

Do you have skeletons in your closet?

Before I answer that,

Should I be concerned with your username

[does-this-look-inanimate-to-you]

oh no

[richarf]

oh YES

[pukicho]

Weed is bad, my uncle tried weed and he stopped being my uncle

[richarf]

420 leave the kids

[richarf]

You’ve heard of lovecraftian horror, now get ready for,

Love craftian comedy. There is no going back.

[richarf]

Always sunny in the mountains of madness

[pukicho]

Aesthetics tumblr is just a bunch of people trying to say the coolest word under a picture that isn’t theirs

[richarf]

The fuck is “B o o l”

[pukicho]

you use light mode?

Yes shut up I’ve been on tumblr for over a decade We never used to have a dark mode, i am in blue mode permanently

[zunnyzee]

you sound like an old person who's scared of change

[pukicho]

Okay picture this: You’ve lived in your home for ten years, you come home one day to find your house painted green by a total stranger. You’re uncomfortable in your newly painted home but then the stranger calls you old and scared for not accepting it, all in your once-comfortable now-green home.

[richarf]

Old lmao

[richarf]

You’ve heard of lovecraftian horror, now get ready for,

Love craftian comedy. There is no going back.

[pukicho]

You truly have one of the blogs on tumblr. :)

And I always will

[richarf]

Not for long you will

[richarf]

Happy pride month

[pukicho]

What would your own pocket dimension contain?

[ultrabootyholetroll-deactivated]

Pennies

[pukicho]

How many

[acutecryptid]

Pennies

[pukicho]

You’re not the first person I’ve asked this today, but how many?

[infiniteoreos]

Pennies

[pukicho]

I hope all of you get stuck somewhere and you have to eat each other to survive

[richarf]

Pennies

[pukicho]

Mob bosses would be more successful if they called themselves something else besides the MAFIA. Name yourself Disney or something, no one will expect foul play.

[richarf]

Holy shit he’s onto it