King of Frazzled

Patrick | 24 | he/him/his | Bi | One time I blew my nose so hard I passed out

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Joaquin as Johnny Cash. 😍

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This is what the Marvel Cinematic Universe looks like to people who don’t follow it.

[kaijuno]

Palpatine looks like an evil Colin Mochrie

[dangerbabegang]

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

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Reblog to literally save a life

[hipsandheartbreak]

if there is a Dollar Tree near you, they have entire food aisles

Planet Fitness also has $10 memberships. you can shower and they have free food days! pizza night 1st monday every month, bagel tuesday the 2nd tuesday every month.

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Save a life reblog

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i am so glad that i renblogged this however so long ago. i saw this post and shared it with others in mind, but now i am the one who really needs this. id like to think of this as good karma i guess

[comrade-jiang]

also a good list if anyone ever needs to run away from home for whatever reason.

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Current Reductress headlines

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80s lesbians

[firstgrave]

did y’all see the guidelines for homeless shelters turning away trans people (specifically trans women)? every line of it is so awful. if you can, PLEASE donate towards homeless trans women today. these shelters are not safe for them.

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https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2020/07/trump-administration-memo-explains-spot-transgender-woman/ <- heres the article if anybody else wanted to read it

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https://gf.me/u/x3kh8h

Homeless Black Trans women fund organized by Jesse Pratt López

This fund was started for a small community of Black Trans women living on the stree… Jesse Pratt López needs your support for Homeless Blac

this shit is going to, once again, disproportionately impact tpoc. go donate to this gofundme, reblog with other supports or gofundmes you know about.

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new critical thought: is the celebrity that everyone is calling a ““fashion icon”” really that fashionable or are they just skinny and rich?

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*swings my bat at the hornets nest* 

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LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT BELLA’S WEARING!! EXACTLY THAT!!

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@robertjosephmaccready​ these tags are *chefs kiss*

[ibex-ascendant]

I wonder if Vader ever found out that the droid who carried the Death Star plans was Artoo.

I can just imagine him thinking: “This explains everything. My men didn’t stand a chance.”

[novaewalker]

The most accurate thing ever

[whatevercomestomymind]

Vader, looking at R2:

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turtle school

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[valtsv]

walks around the grocery store. in a homosexual manner.

[cosmicboner]

Limp wrist contemplating deli meat; wrist falls even more limp when I realize what I want isnt on sale. Hip weight shift, time to reconsider. Deep sigh.

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the face of a new man

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Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford - The Empire Strikes Back

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This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

[coolstoryrob]

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

[bestrooftalkever]

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

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I’m fucking done with this site

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This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

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[neenernina]

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

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ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

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Nothing will ever be better than the last one

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HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ

[liquid-geodes]

That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-

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[mandatalks]

Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.

[naamahdarling]

Wow. That explains…a lot, actually.

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In the last four days, a lot of you might have seen the video of Mr. Philip Banks catching a baby boy that was thrown out of a burning building - the baby was saved by both him and the mother who sacrificed herself to help save her kids. In the video, you can hear neighbors pleading with her to jump down herself, but she didn't. She was completely engulfed in flames by the time she went back in to try and save her daughter. There are two heroes in this story, and both of them are angels, one in Heaven now, and the other here on Earth.

Both of the children made it, but sadly it was too late for Mrs. Rachel Long. She leaves behind a little girl that will need more surgeries to start her recovery, a baby boy that is getting better but is extremely traumatized, and a husband who is now heartbroken and left homeless with their two children.

I implore you, if you cannot donate yourselves, I completely understand, but please at least share the donation link, that helps too!

Mr. Phillip Banks is a true hero. The way he sprinted to catch the little boy, throwing himself with everything he got to save him - without a doubt, the boy would have been severely more injured or gone if it wasn't for him.

Support for the Long Family organized by Cindy Traywick Rogers

On July 3rd, 2020, Rachel Long, daughter of James (Jessica) Wood and Trisha Wood, wa… Cindy Traywick Rogers needs your support for Support f

Rachel Long, rest in peace.

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please spread this and donate if you can!